Goodomens Stories

Being reborn into your new favorite show is great. Being reborn as the anti-christ not so much. At least I have a sweet Angel and protective Demon on my side. What could go wrong?

After all that happened in that damned book shop, Crowley misses his angel quite a lot. Things have gotten quieter, lonelier and he seems to be frustrated not knowing how to handle and process his emotions. Did he have emotions? He wasn't quite sure. All he knew is that without Aziraphale, he seemed quite confident that things were boring, tiring, and meaningless. How will Crowley cope with this feeling of despair and sadness? Will he ever understand what it means to love? How will he better himself for himself and Aziraphale? Read to find out! [ Cover made by: @Noodlie.and.Ramen on IG ]

Meet Den Mum. She is a self-contained arsenal running on calm, a "Hobbit-Elf" with cerulean eyes, and a woman possessing a thread of classic European elegance running staunchly through her bones. She survives on a precise matrix of sugar-free flavored waters, regular Shopee vitamin orders, and a fierce dedication to the Golden Rule Protocol. Having survived a childhood of psychological combat zones and a catastrophic system crash of familial loss, Den Mum has built an unyielding, sovereign fortress of peace. She has zero patience for the "Tedious Baseline" of her peers, corporate ego loops, or the superficial drama of the modern dating pool. Navigating the harried, roaring intersections of Bangkok, teaching a swarthy crew of young piratey ESL students, and running forensic audits on everything from British television satires to the un-kosher logistics of cheeseburgers, Den Mum is finally coming into her own. She's not looking for a corporate compromise. She's tracking a rare, high-fidelity frequency: My Person/Mr. Exemplary-a checkmate matching soul to share the handlebars of life with, if anyone at all. Equal parts dry, deadpan comedy and fiercely poignant emotional stewardship, "How Not to Marry a Welshman (and Other Success Stories) is a deeply unique, slow-burn biographical journey about stepping out of survival mode, healing from the wreckage of the past, and mapping out a multifaceted galaxy of one's own. Moving from high-concept cultural critiques to turning a frantic "fridge-dash" leftovers mess into culinary alchemy, "How Not to Marry a Welshman (and other Success Stories)" is a witty, raw, and fiercely sovereign story of neurodivergent survival, profound healing, and finding/founding a fortress of peace entirely on your own terms.

Just a bunch of oneshots that may become actual stories of I feel motivated enough. The majority of them are probably going to be crossovers, but idc. More information on the first chapter!❤

hahahaha my fandoms are soooo.. cover by me

Free of Heaven and Hell's manipulation, Crowley and Aziraphale are retired, married, and the parents of a special angel named Hope. Things are wonderful, but they're about to get complicated. Don't they always?

As Aziraphale struggles to come to terms with missing Crowley, the Metatron suggests he use one of heavens gadgets the 'stargazer' machine which can simulate any situation Aziraphale can dream up. In an attempt to practice his apology, Aziraphale gets stuck in a loop of rejection from his demon. Finally when he solves the apology equation he is so happy, he starts to forget its a simulation and nothing is real. As the simulation sucks out Aziraphales life force to stay working, Crowley is back on Earth struggling with hallucinations of his angel, haunting him at all hours. Will Aziraphale be able to tell reality from imagination or will he get stuck in the fake paradise? Will he be able to say goodbye to a perfect life to save himself or will he let himself die just to stay with the simulations version of Crowley? And if they do see each other again, can they both find their way back to fact instead of fiction? This story is finished and not rated mature but if we really feel like we want one, I can write a spicy chapter at the very end. lmk and tell me how yall wanna end this! Hope you enjoy ;).

just a silly little Good Omens fanfiction, with a bunch of references from David Tennant and Michael Sheen's other roles and projects, where Aziraphale and Crowley are in their twenties and are trying to protect the world as always.

When ruthless New York corporate lawyer Arthur Pendelton drops dead mid-trial, a demon attempts to seize his soul under a standard damnation contract. Instead of panicking, Arthur spots a clerical error in the micro-print, sues Hell for wrongful asset seizure, and successfully stays his own damnation. Trapped in the afterlife, Arthur is drafted as a public defender in Dis. Partnered with Lou Fletcher, a cynical 1970s Chicago detective ghost, and Chloe, a tech-savvy millennial spirit, Arthur begins exploiting ancient legal loopholes to save exploited souls. But when a corporate hellhound hits his office, Arthur uncovers a massive cosmic scam: Lucifer is harvesting six billion living human souls through a hidden clause in a viral smartphone app's terms-of-service update. To stop the heist, Arthur files the largest class-action lawsuit in history: Earth v. The Morningstar Syndicate. Facing his underhanded mortal rival, Victoria Vance, and the silver-tongued ghost of Aaron Burr, Arthur must pierce the ultimate corporate veil, drag the Devil to the witness stand, and show eternity what happens when you don't read the fine print.

Aziraphale and Crowley go out for a Subway; a lot more than that happens. CREDITS (wahoo!): @r0ttinq on twitter - writing this whole mess indecisivetomato on tumblr - the silly drawings for each chapter GCWT (Grimace Crowley Writing Team) @waystarrs on twitter @crqwly_ on twitter @marzbarrss on twitter @crowleylover on twitter

i need to read the book and rewatch the show. rip. but i do know that wasnt as good as it couldve been.

aziracrow

My alternative take of these scenes/the near-ending of the 6th episode (and that one from the 5th). I got a 'what if' in my head after I heard these lines: "I just need to find a receptive body. It's harder than you think. I just need to find a body...pity I can't inhabit yours." To which MY mind added his response: "Why not? Who said you can't? I'm right here, Aziraphale. Take me."

After preventing the apocalypse, Demon Crowley and Angel Aziraphale are free from the clutches of Heaven and Hell. Having spent 6,000 years together, both realise how much the other means to them. But will they defy the universe and change their fate? Or will they be doomed to an eternity of endless regret?

(This is a fanfiction based off of a really good comic by @mis.march on Instagram! 💕) "Don't worry, he'll be fine." The crisp words slashed through the stunned silence in the room with such heat and intensity there wasn't a response. The sentence alone seemed almost comforting, but in the venom behind the words lied an unspoken promise. Crowley's ears flooded with the sound of his racing heart and then took to a loud pitched ring as his eyes trailed up the long legs and slender body to the Angel's face. The pristine lips moved but seemingly no sound came out. His glasses were long forgotten and his deep, citrine eyes pierced into Gabriel like a spear. Crowley's fingers twitched just at the thought of running a long spear through the man and his lips almost tweaked into a smile. When sound rushed him again and sound was put to movement, everything began to stop. Crowley's blood ran colder than ice as his brain finally put together the sentences like two puzzle pieces finally clicking together. "I always did believe death was far too merciful for a.." there was a long pause and suddenly disgust filled the Angel's voice. "demon." He spat the word like saying it filled his mouth with a rancid taste.

have some azi x crowley because their cute i dont know...

The nice and accurate events of an angel and a demon occurring directly after the instances of the last scene of the show.

after Crowley and Aziraphale preform on the west end stage, they get horribly drunk and are forced to face their feelings.

Hell o everyone. This is my first experience in writing and english isn't my first language, so I apologize if it's bad. - !! No smut / lemon !! -

yeah um just gonna do some fluff or just dorky short story things when I'm bored, bc I'm feeling really unmotivated for my current novelish fanfic prob gonna change the cover to, I'm just making this so that I remember to do these sometimes also in my opinion, ineffable husbands is the perfect Ace relationship, so no smut or anything, it really makes me uncomfortable, especially for these characters ttyl gays🏳️‍🌈 AUs: descriptions are in the part labeled 'AU folder' almost omens-🕒 vanished omens-🌫 magic omens-🔮