Goof Histoires

a book of funnies/random shit to make y'all laugh whenever!!! (The humor in this is not everyone's cup of tea. Keep in mind that is all humor. Nothing real. Basically... Read at your own risk :3 )

After Roxanne convinced Max to try a church; he meets a certain brown haired suck-upped boy.

A story about very interesting and insane people, enjoy! Ft. Banshee (young ban ban) Kurxxed (Mr. Kurxxed)

out of all the things he could get lost in, he chose her

*set in the seventies* Millie Adams follows the rules. In fact, she's the valedictorian for the class of 1974 at her highschool. And then there's Ren Taylor, who insists on calling Millie by her full name, one she hates more than anything. He's aggravating, a pest, Millie would say. But he's also charming. She hates that she likes him. But she likes that she likes him, too.

Air conditioners are an essential part of modern living, especially during the scorching summer months. However, the performance and longevity of your air conditioner depend on a variety of factors, and one of the most crucial elements that often goes overlooked is the power supply. Voltage fluctuations can wreak havoc on your air conditioner's internal components, reducing its efficiency and even leading to costly repairs. This is where a stabilizer comes in!

This is a story about a Western wizard who comes to Magnolia looking for work in the kingdom of Fiore, home to some of the most promising magical guilds.

Assorted fanfiction, fail story start and poetry, stuff from school, and the occasional recounting of a tale from my miserable life.

the furry apocalypse began with a boy named Noah Guido. stay tuned to see what happens next!

Fairytales are real. In 3045, a revolutionized world has discover that the tales of old are not just tales, when N.A.S.A astronauts stumble upon a colonization on highly researched planet Hecate. Named after the god of magic and crossroads, humanity had hoped that relations could be built with this planet and its inhabitants. It is learned that fairytale creatures and characters truly exist on planet Hecate, and share the abilities of which they were fabled to have had. Some 52 years later, in 3097, the ozone layer splits over planet Earth due to the large amount of space shuttles travelling in and out of the atmosphere, the sun then becoming to hot to bear by the inhabitants of the planet, causing a global extinction. On planet Hecate, humans and creatures have survived using green technologies gifted by other planets, and have become the only life form left in the Milky Way Galaxy, as all other creatures had brought extinction upon themselves. Working their planets and resources until there was nothing left to take. Hecate has much to give, and little has been taken, although elite battle forces still exist, trained by the purity of souls. The evil are trained in the ways of manipulation and action, and the good have been trained in the ways of bravery and heroism. Battles have raged and plants have disintegrated and shriveled, while Hecate thrives, but why?

I read through my other book of headcanons and decided I didn't agree with most of them anymore. Being too lazy to rewrite the book, I just decided I'd come over here and just, you know, write a whole other book. Seems logical.

Max and Bradley flirt with each other, Bradley not meaning it, Max did. they share a kiss one day after a fight, and end up getting confused after it. Bradley tries to deny his feelings for max. Max tries talking to him about it, and it goes downhill. Was it casual?

Otdngoof

- in your walls

You'll see ;) just read ik you want to

Nicky is a girl, very goofy, and different, Jace is the new guy next door. Meeting in a weird state they become really good friends who enjoy each other company. Sadly they are both a bit stubborn and won't admit they like each other.

(it's a temporary title. idk what to name it, drop suggestions) it's a goofsquad story -with tiki

I might do some light novels. So I need ideas have any. Post them below