Guacamole Histoires

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In this Ground-Breaking Thriller Everyone gets Fucking Molested by A loli.

Zack and Mike live together with some other friends it a house, they have all lived together since they were kids but Zack and Mike were together longer, all that time together and Zack has never noticed how he really feels about Mike, and once he finely finds out his fear of not being accepted comes to play. ALSO THERE'S A LOVE TRIANGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you for your time

One day I was just gonna make some guacamole.. then everything took a turn for the worse👹👹👹😟😟😟🤞🤞🤞🤞🥑🥑🥑😪😪😪👀👀👀🩸🩸🩸🔪🔪🔪🔪

This is my cover book for all the cover designs I make! Im still learning so dont be disappointed if theyre not that great XD Youre allowed to use my covers(If you ask so I can keep track of whos using them :p) I take request! I was inspired by TamTenn to do this! Go check their cover book out its great :3 DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE PICTURES! If one of these is your picture please tell me and i'll remove it!

"I'd never love a bee like you..." Shrek hissed, his green and thick saliva hitting the bees face in a hateful saunter. "Then you'll learn to love me." I hate myself

grover the bad boy, need I say more?

a story about tyler joseph and josh dun as avocados

karen took the fucking kids.

A tsundere avocado Keith Kogane is incredibly disgusted when flirty dorito Lance McClain wants to McClaim that avocado ass. There was no way Keef Kooguini would ever let this Lame McCamel be inside him... right? WARNING ⚠️ Contains food smut Art by kewstin

Hi! Welcome to this oneshot book of one of my OTP's! So here will have fluff, angst, some kissed and at maximum neck biting, smut is outta the question- jk I might just do smut

Mhh...👉👈 I don't really know how to describe this just random thingz

Yes, Gina Ferreira is a quirky latina who lives in Queens. No, she's not your typical Ugly Betty cliché: she's a gorgeous hot-blooded bookworm who gets straight As and quotes rap verses on a day-to-day basis. Oh, and she has a superpower: in 1 minute only, she's capable of driving any man away with her "Mrs. Smarty-pants" attitude... But that is until she meets Dylan De Luca, a literature teacher with Italian roots who doesn't seem to be intimidated by her at all: in fact, it's pretty much the opposite since he can't seem to keep his eyes off of her. Doesn't the saucy boy know that guacamole and bolognese don't mix?

A story of dumb shit This is for a bunch of quotes This was made by Alea

Own Characters and Alternate Universes! That's it!

Rantaro makes the best guacamole in the world (i wrote this for fun, just a random idea i got at 3am, AKA doodoo)

Ravi Oli of South City was born into a family of pheasants. Her father, Guacam Oli, created the toasted ravioli, bringing the family into fame and fortune. Soon after this transition began, Ravi finds father Guacam in River Des Peres, dead. Ravi is then left living a not-so luxurious life with evil mistress Tina Drewes. Her life is in shreds until she runs into a boy with a secret, Grant Peabody. Will fame and fortune drive these angsty 314 teens into the Mississippi? Or lead them to the St. Louis Walk of Fame?