EileenTheGreenBean
Sitting alone in a corner at a party? Well enough of that! Hey kids, it's Eileen and I've got you covered. Spit these cool ass facts at parties and you'll make tons-o-friends in no time at all! Soon, you'll be the belle of the ball. The star of the show. A lady (or man, ooh la la!) of the night. So many facts in so little time, whoa! What! Is that a fact about glitter? Yes, indeed! Pow! A fact about toast? Certainly, ma'am! Huh! A fact about segways! Hell yes, my dude. You know that some lizard part of your brain wants to click it, so get on it, kids!