Hakunamatata Stories

The most cringiest but funniest puns around. If you don't like puns, you're punthetic and you should be punished. If you do, that's punderful! And I'm outta here 💜 ~ If there are any repeated puns please tell me.

From biggie to tinyyy

Don't mind us just two besties making some crappy scenarios

Rhainne always believes that mere coincidences aren't just an ordinary coincidence because sometimes it is an indication for meant to be. And meant to bes' are close likely as destiny, and the destinies that we usually believes are already God's will. Our future were written long before we were born so hakuna matata, everything happens for a reason. Whatever will be, will be.

Kata yang kadang" kau rasa dan kadang" kau tak rasa Tak semua indah Ambil yg manis sebagai kenangan Ambil yg buruk sebagai pengajaran

This is what I think would happen if Simba didn't leave the jungle.

these are the songs I have wrote but they're not that good yk sooo whatever

This is an alternate AU. Night Raven College has become Co-Ed. Leona Kingscholar finds himself loathing his title as Dorm head when one of the new females, Yuu, is given grief over her small and weak stature. Much to his dismay, and growing curiosity he takes it upon himself to show this little lioness her place in Savanaclaw.

Sa tingin mo hindi ako napapagod huh Carl - mangiyak ngiyak na sabi ko. Inintindi ko lahat ng ginawa mo lahat ng sakit na binigay mo sakin lahat yun binalewala ko! - sigaw ko habang umiiyak sa harapan niya. Sobrang sakit ng nararamdaman ko ngayon gusto ko siyang murahin pag susuntukin pero wala akong makuhang lakas dahil sa sakit nanghihina ako parang gusto ko nlng humiga sa kama ko at matulog ng walang iniisip na sakit. Ano bang nagawa ko saiyo Carl ?- tanong ko habang umiiyak. Hindi kapaba nakuntento kung anong binigay ko saiyo. Hindi kapaba nakuntento sa pagmamahal na binigay ko? - napaluhod ako habang nag sasalita nanghihina ang mga tuhod ko parang anomang oras ay bibigay na ako. Wala kang nagawa Mae - walang emosyong sabi nya. Kuntento ako sa lahat ng ginawa mo Mae pero parang may kulang parin ehh - napaangat ang ulo ko sa sinabi nya. Kulang? Ano yung kulang na yun Carl anoo!!! - pasigaw kong tanong saknya. Lahat binigay ko saiyo lahat ng pagmamahal na gusto mo binigay ko Carl! - sigaw ko na may kasamang iyak. Hindi ko alam Mae kung ano ung kulang nayon!- sabi nya at tska sinapo ang kanyang ulo na parang mababaliw na sa sobrang pag iisip kung ano nga ba ang kulang na sinasabi niya. Gusto ko ng magpahinga bukas nlang tayo mag usap- nanghihinang sabi ko saknya naglakad na ako papalayo saknya sumakay sa kotse at umalis na.

"No, I'm sorry, sorry that I like you and not her, I understand Ashtyn still likes me, but it's been two years since we broke up, I've moved on! I like you Jo, Okay!"Parkers monologue kinda moved me but I couldn't do this to my best friend.

The Lion King goes a bit differently this time. Mainly because Simba dies and is resurrected.

Being 13 is stressful, and that's a fact. 13 year old Dylan Lysander is about to learn an important lesson that life isn't as it's cracked up to be. "Hakuna Matata" Is a Swahili Phrase that means "No Worries!" or "Who Cares?" ( depending on the context it is used. ) and Dylan is about to learn that that phrase isn't true.

Just a kid trying to escape from reality, the usual you know ? :P

These are just poems that I write when I bored Hope you like them 🥰 (Some of them are prolly pretty dark, but I love them so give my babies a chance 🥺🙏)

The title says it all.

ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴏɴ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴀᴜ ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝔸s young child, Young 𝔹akugou wanted to be the next dragon king, was then forced to leave his kingdom, for his blame that he was responsible for his father's death Young 𝕐/ℕ, a close childhood friend of 𝔹akugou was heartbroken when she heard the news of his "death" and despised a foe that was found his way to be the king, Chisaki After Years, the two were reunited but as 𝔹akugo still refused to claim his throne but an encouragement from his dead father, changed his mind... ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ˏˋ°•*⁀➷

Basically a rant book but I tried to get deep in the beginning XD I'm a fucking weeb