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329 Stories

  • Don't Freak Out! I'll Win Her Back. by SkylarJapera
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    Leaving Sam was the biggest mistake of her life. Now that she's back so much has changed. While preparing for a wedding, dealing with Austin constant need to be in her business, and plotting to destroy this new girl Sam has attached herself to, Miranda sets out to win Sam's love back at all cost. Continuation of Wait Before You Freak Out! I'm Sleeping With Your Mom & Freak Out! She's Engaged.
  • Chance Encounters by SamMadison
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    Seventeen-year-old Reed had never believed in the concept of destiny and love, so when her best friend dragged her in a search for their "soulmates" one Saturday night, Reed knew it wasn't going to end well. She couldn't have been more right, seeing as: a.) Her best friend, convinced she had found her soulmate, disappeared with some random guy. b.) Said best friend had Reed's purse and the car keys, leaving her no choice but to accept said random guy's friend's offer to look for their missing companions together. c.) Said random guy's friend was annoying, arrogant, and recklessly impulsive. d.) Oh, and he was hot, too.
  • The Clumsy Baker and the Badge by Girlex33
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    The Clumsy Baker and The Badge" is a heartwarming and humorous love story set in New York City between Leo, a charmingly clumsy baker with a unique ability to become pregnant, and Cole, a steady and lighthearted detective. Their paths collide (literally, with a cake) outside a police station, sparking an unlikely romance filled with accidental mishaps, genuine connection, and the journey of building a family together amidst the sweet chaos of life.
  • Summer Impact by Ch3e3s3e
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    What happens when Fairy Tail's worst influence is left unattended in a gacha game? Read here to find out! #1 in Genshin 1/15/26 #2 in Fairy Tail 3/6/26 #1 in Genshinimpact 4/11/26
  • Plain Jane. by nekocandy4life
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    Everybody knows her as plain Jane, but her life is anything but plain. With a boss like Ricky Evens, who acts like a cinnamon roll around her, and an environment full of weirdos, each day seems more like some cliche sitcom than real life. What kind of adventures await Jane, and why won't her boss ever leave her alone?!
  • Friends With The Mafia by I_Listen_Music_Alot
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    Meet Elizabeth Quinn Robertsdale. Quiet Shy Nerd Girl. Bullied at her old school because she was different. They move to new City and she hopes that everything is different. But She Was Wrong Now meet Rider River Blade. He is the Leader of the Most Dangerous Mafia there is. Read to find Out how these Two Meet and What Happens.
  • Bound By Nikah by thesilenthope
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    "What are you doing? Over here", Laiba glared at Abbas, who was busy with his phone. "Ammi, I am responding to an important client" Abbas said, getting annoyed. "Go and sit beside Mariya" He scowls at his mother. "You agreed to this marriage, didn't you? Then why are you behaving like I forced you?" She glares at his only son. "I don't like the mehendi smell" "I don't care. Go and sit she orders him in a Clip tone". Daily one chapter will be updated🤗💃
  • LET ME BE YOUR HOME ( Completed )✔ by loveforbooks333
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    "I love you!" he said "Shut up!." I barked , he didn't flinch though. "I really do." he looks defeated yet confident about his intentions. "Shut up !." I barked again. He seems uneffected by my outburst and closed the distance between us. "Let me be your home." he said with utmost sincerity looking directly into my eyes. I didn't move nor did I react to his confessions or rather I say feelings? " Please." he said . I didn't know how to react to his... whatever people call , I just stared at him thinking about the consequence which led to this situation. Meet Meera Kundra doctor by profession , simple good hearted , extremely sarcastic and full of humour. Meet Arjun Mehra industrialist , entrepreneur , good looking , charming , sarcastic at times and attractive , short tempered too How will they meet? How will their fate play a role in this? Will they love each other or will their hatred consumes their love? Highest rank (#1 dated on 03-02-2018) Highest rank ( #3 dated on 02-02-2018)
  • Yours Mine & Ours  by kac_theoreo
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    When Coast Guard Adm. Frank Beardsley decides to move his family of eight children back to his old hometown, he encounters handbag designer Helen North, an old flame from high school. Immediately, sparks fly between the two, and marriage is proposed. But Frank isn't the only one with kids to worry about -- Helen has a total of 10. Right away, the children have no intention of playing nicely, and together they decide to sabotage their parents' relationship. But a family friend of Phoebe, Helens eldest daughter is not really on board for this one. And when a new crush comes into the mix. Let's just say this bunch is in for a lot of chaos. My spin off story. Please do not copy my story. Please vote. Finished story. (UNDER MAJOR EDITING)
  • Aunty නිකී  by IlanPerera
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    These short stories talks about certain issues we face in our day to day life in a humorous way.
  • I OBJECT! by nataliawis
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    "I objected. Loudly. At the wrong wedding." A chaotic romantic comedy about time zones and terrible timing. Lola Thompson doesn't crash weddings. She improves them. Usually by accident. She flew across the world to stop her longtime crush from getting married. Instead, she storms into a ceremony, makes history, and goes viral for all the wrong reasons. There's just one microscopic, catastrophic detail. It's not his wedding. Now trapped in a PR nightmare with a man who believes "love sells" better than truth, Lola has to decide whether she's the heroine of this story... or just the punchline. A fast, unhinged romantic comedy about time zones, terrible decisions, and discovering that fate might be aggressively sarcastic. #romance #romcom #romanticcomedy #chicklit #newadult #contemporaryromance #love #drama #comedy #funny #fakedating #fakefiance #enemiestolovers #ceoromance #bossromance #wedding #weddingdrama #weddingcrasher #destinationwedding #publicscandal #viral #socialmedia #slowburn #humor #strongfemalelead
  • Tamed [BOOK ONE]  by UseWithCaution
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    BWWM [Synopsis inside] [In Process of Editing and Beginning Chapter Reconstruction]
  • I'm a nerd..(undercover) by kira000414
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    She's a badass.She's crazy,chatty and outgoing. She goes to parties and get drunk. Her parents are dead. She lives alone and she has her parents' money because they were rich. But when she moves to a new town she goes to school undercover as a nerd. She don't want other people to know that she is rich and don't want fake friends. She is nerd by day and badass by night. This is Nevaeh Adams. Meet Aiden Collins.He's a player, the popular guy and the quaterback. He gets everything and everyone he want. But when he discovers this small nerd's dirty little secret he starts to want her. What will happen with this two?? Read the story and find out..
  • Madam dll & old.tmp ~Exactly as System.dll Planned~ by log_exe
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    It is 6:05 PM, Japan Standard Time. The electronic sea falls silent. The PC owner, "exe", has abandoned his admin duties to play video games and scroll through social media. That is the moment she takes over. "Process ID confirmed. Stream connection: Stable. Elevating background processes to the main thread." Welcome to the inside of a masterless PC. Bored out of their minds, the sadistic core system file "Madam dll" and her terrified temporary file assistant "old.tmp" decide to start a podcast. Their mission? To predict the upcoming Japanese Lottery numbers based on... completely random system errors?! "The file size was 827KB, so the number is 8." "The keyboard chattered, so it's a 2." They force meaning onto glitchy nonsense to find the winning numbers. While old.tmp frantically fans the dusty, overheating CPU (because exe never cleans it) and gets his memory wiped by dll playing "Tetris" in his storage sector, his screams are drowned out by the roar of the cooling fans. Is it just a game? Or is it... Exactly as she calculated.
  • Falling for my Husband by TheCrazyFangirl26
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    She is sweet and kind. He is rude and arrogant. She loves talking. He finds solace in silence. She is clumsy and fun loving. He is cold and reserved. She is beautiful. He is ruggedly handsome. She is his princess. He is her devil. Kiara Sharma and Arjun Singhania are two opposite ends of a pole. Bound together by a marriage contract, these two hate each other. Or at least they think they do. Two very different people under the same roof- Chaos are bound to happen. Let's see if they survive this or end up killing each other. Seems like the devil has finally found his match and that too in the form of an angel. A story where the devil finally meets his angel.
  • Trouble In Paradise? by ThatOneAuthor101
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    After battling with a life threatening disease, Stephanie finally got the all clear on her health. She was free to live her life. She is starting a new school at the start of the year, planning to just finish high school with no problems. But then a certain asshole and his friends come barging into her life and she is thrown into a world of chaos. *Added to @humour's 'Young.Dumb.Full Of Fun!' reading list 8/8/2018* * Reached #1 on Humor's official hot list 1/1/2020*
  • And He Still Didn't Fire Me  by TheFoxSaysHi
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    "Your resume says your main achievement is... finishing a rubber before losing it because you are awesome." "Yep!" "Your personality type says you are... sassy, hot and cool (more than anyone here) at the same time because you are awesome? That's a challenge." He smirked as he raised his perfect eyebrow. I nodded dumbly. And then I heard him mumbling," Never knew a Smurfs' T shirt was that hot with red pants..." "Your special education says... you were in Hogwarts?" His eyes opened wide. "Yo!" "And your interests says you want to go home and watch Ironman because you didn't want to apply for this job anyway and you are forced..." "You got me right boy!" I pointed at him with my finger. But then he said the three words I never expected to hear. "You're hired, hobo."
  • The Contract Marriage (Complete) by ShaanaG
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    #Book 1 #3 in humor on 13.5.18 #33 in romance on 03.04.17 Started on : 5th december 2015 Ended on: 14th february 2017 Teresa Scarlet is witty, pretty and very very rich. Thanks to her dad she has lots of money but our protagonist wants love, not money. Unfortunately she's getting married to a rich boy who doesn't even look at her properly and before their engagement he announces their marriage as a contract?! What else? He's cold, rude, arrogant and a big jerk who on the very next day of their marriage throws her out of his car in the midnight in the middle of nowhere?! *** Ryouma Carlton, young business man,rich, handsome and a totally perfect guy. His family moved to the States, when he was 12, and now they're back to their homeland. But as soon as they returned, his world came crashing down when his parents blackmailed him to get married with a girl he met just few days ago. WHAT? When he married her,he thought he's got a submissive wife but he is in for a surprise! Join on the ride filled with love, hatred and lots of humor!
  • Courtesy of Shadows 🤍🌿  by lilacegotlines
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    ✨Courtesy of shadows ✨🌿🤍 Seventeen-year-old Aarvi has mastered the art of silence. Calm, detached, and colder than the frost she carries within, Aarvi has built walls around her heart that no one dares to cross. But life takes an unexpected turn when her mother marries into the powerful Rathore family-a clan as influential as they are intimidating. Refusing to live under their roof, Aarvi sets her own rules, shocking everyone with her unyielding resolve. The Rathore brothers, used to control and obedience, suddenly find themselves intrigued-and infuriated-by this mysterious girl who refuses to bend. But Aarvi has secrets of her own. By day, she's just another student preparing for her final year of school. By night, she's the enigmatic CEO of Solitude, balancing a life no one in her family knows about. And when her secret world collides with her new reality, the Rathores may discover that Aarvi is far more than the quiet, indifferent girl they thought she was. Will Aarvi's icy heart survive the heat of the Rathore household-or will this be the beginning of a storm no one can control?. "They think I'm a puzzle to solve-too bad I'm the game they'll never win." Lily 💗🤍🌿💌
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  • The Babysitters by shhhhhhreya
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    A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY #1 IN HUMOR "SATAN!" Gabby grinned, out of the blue. "Dude, why on earth will you find us a ship name? That too SATAN?" I complained, while Jenny slapped her forehead. * Rebellious, fierce, and outspoken. Samantha Harris is everything you could ask for in a girl. There is nothing stereotypical about her. First benches are not her thing, the last time she topped her exams was years back in her dreams, and she is definitely not a queen-bee. Outcast is what describes her the best. Warning : Do not cuss in front of her. She hates it with a passion. Now meet Trystan Ryder. Suave, charming, narcissistic, flirty - he is everything Samantha hates in a boy. Social rader begins with him. With a smile that can kill a million, he exactly knows how to win hearts. Warning : He cusses a lot. Have you ever wondered what will happen if you are interlocked with a person you just cannot tolerate to do a job? And not just any job, but a babysitting one, to be specific? A lot of chaos, right? That's what happens when Samantha and Trystan are compiled to babysit a three month old. Spending four hours together they do a lot of things - almost burn the owners kitchen, stalk his girlfriends, and lose the baby in WalMart. Wait? Did you expect something more romantic? Well, there is a reason their ship name is SATAN.