Humour Stories

"Bridget Jones with a lot more wine! This story is hilarious, feel-good and relatable in all the best ways!" - Grace K @ HQ. She's just quit her high-flying job and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Can Alice find a sense of purpose in all the madness? ***** Alice's life isn't going to plan. She's tied to her phone, pointlessly managing PR for a sinking corporate megalith. She's become a bit player in her kids' lives and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Forcing herself into action with a rash resignation, Alice sets out to make a positive impact on the world around her. But how? Meditation leads to napping and her attempts to get closer to her teenage daughter result in the discovery of a secret that left her at loss of what to do! As the months tick by and a sense of purpose continues to elude her, Alice finds herself forming bonds with the most unlikely characters: the young woman who panhandles outside her old office; the homeless boy who sits cross-legged outside the liquor store with his ginger cat; her own dog walker who, it turns out, knows a thing or two about developing a good crema. Testing the limits of marriage, motherhood and the Toronto subway system--can Alice find her way into a purpose-driven life? Or will it all be one giant hangover? [*Wattpad Editor's Pick 2018*] [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Readers say: "This had me laughing so loud that my sister came to check up on me to see if I'm OK!!!" "...the new Bridget Jones, a working woman's take on the digital age." About the Author: Working mother, annoying vegetarian and red wine enthusiast, Renee lives in Toronto with her flawed but wonderful family (seriously, who left socks on the kitchen counter?) in a flawed but wonderful house (what *is* that smell in the basement?).

The main lead's story is about a marriage arranged by destiny itself - a divine connection. Two strangers, with contrasting personalities and different perspectives on life and love, are bound by a single vow of prestige. Destiny played its game - and in doing so, filled their hearts with immense love. The second lead's story is about love at first sight. Two total strangers slowly become one soul in two bodies, two lives sharing one purpose, two destinations merging into a single path. He fell first... but she fell harder. Started: 1 August 2024 Ended:

Being a normal college student, Eunseo was reincarnated into a book she barely remembers as a no-name canon fodder. To survive in an unknown world she devises a plan and cuts herself off from the main plot. But there she was years later standing neck-deep in trouble which she believed she had escaped. Will Eunseo be able to survive yet again?

Even though the room was dark, I could still the one person who made my heart skip a beat. He stood there, his hands tucked in his pockets, staring at me. So entranced by the Alphas beauty I didn't the notice the foot in front of me. Within a second I tripped over the foot, causing the cake to fly right out of my hands. I managed to keep my balance, but I couldn't ignore the gasps from around the room, and the inhuman growl from in front of me. Hesitantly looking up, a shocked gasp left my mouth. The Alphas venomous gaze was fixed on me. He growled once more making me jump back two steps. Too focused on the door, I was shocked when the Alpha pushed me against the wall, pinning my hands above my head. His face was still covered with cake but he's bloodshot eyes could be seen from a mile away. **************** Alicia Faye. A girl with an extraordinary personality. She's confident yet socially awkward , has good manners and when she walks into a room she's a breath of fresh air. She doesn't care if a person is wealthy, middle-class or poor and treats all the people in her life with the same respect and care. Even though she has the biggest secret known to the werewolf kingdom resting on her shoulders, she always smiles. Unable to make new friends in the fear of losing her secret she stays to herself, only speaking up when she needs to put someone in their place. Asher Raven. An Alpha with an enigmatic personality. He's feared yet no one has heard a word from him. He ignores every living organism and when he walks into the room, it's a sign for everyone to leave. He respects all his pack members no matter their social status. He has never been caught smiling since what happened. Ever. What happens when Alicia Faye meets Asher Raven? What happens when Asher Raven meets Alicia Faye?

In which 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝔂𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓹𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 tries to keep his brother out of trouble, but ends up finding trouble instead. a harry potter fanfiction oc x oc year one ✅ year two ✅ year three ✅ year four ✅ year five (ongoing)

#1-Romedy(11/02/2022) #1-Indian love(21/07/2021) #1-Puppy love(02-5-2021) #8-Romance(29/06/2021) # 9-Awesome(30/3/2021) #5-Tease(30/3/2021) #17-cousins(30/3/2021) Abhimanyu khurana is a cold hearted arrogant handsome billionaire mafia don who rules all over the world along with his best friend veer singhaniya with their snap of fingers. Everyone is afraid of him as he likes to see fear in everyone eyes for him except his family... Zoya singhaniya is a gorgeous soft hearted sluggish girl who have a qualities of tortoise. She is queen of her family and Everyone in her family adores her. she is head over heels for abimanyu from her childhood...but afraid of him and craves for his one glance at him.. So, here is the beautiful souls of two chidhood sweethearts which are surrounded by a love, fun,sad and family.

──── Aria Hale spent years hiding from the world, but Hawkins-quiet, odd, unassuming-felt like the first place that ever offered her a home. That illusion fractures when her favorite kid among her cousin's friends goes missing, stirring old fears she's tried to forget. And when a silent girl with a buzz cut appears, carrying a wrist tattoo eerily similar to Aria's own, the past she buried begins to rise. The life Aria built starts to unravel, pulling her back toward the one truth she never wanted to face-some shadows don't stay gone. [stranger things ff steve h. x fem oc season 1-5] status: ongoing (maybe slow updates) updates: random started: 06/12/2025 ended: tbd season one-✅ season two-✅ season three-✍️ season four-❎ season five-❎ I do not own anything! everything belongs to the respective owners except for my OC and their plotlines.

Updates- Every Friday 𖹭 Agastya Khurana 𖹭 He is like a quiet storm. Quiet, but fast and alert. A person who doesn't pay attention to things that doesn't matter to him. He studies religiously and thinks marks matter the most than anything else. He is usually distant and silent but can do anything for his loved ones. 𖹭 Rashi Goenka 𖹭 She is like sunshine. The kind which is loud, makes you slowly fall in love with her. She does every thing savoring it. Slow, careful and lovingly. She acts bold and nonchalant bur deep down cares for everybody. Helping is her nature and even though she knows marks are important but not more important than skills and real life issues. Two polar opposites, the sunshine girl and the midnight boy. Yet they fall for each other in the most unimaginable ways. But when a storm in the form of a young girl enters their lives, it leaves the whole family shook. Will relationships break apart or they'll be stronger than ever? Rashi X Agastya - She fell first he fell harder Love at first sight Long distance relationship Grumpy X Sunshine High school romance Opposites Attract Slow burn romance Angst Rahul X Anjali - College Romance Love at first sight He fell first she fell harder Architect X Architect Reader FMC Reverse Grumpy X Sunshine Fake dating Arpita X Lakshay- High school romance He fell first she fell harder Cricketer X Actress Friends to Lovers Traumatic Past Only daughter X Only son Celebrity romance Slow burn romance Saumya X Sahil- Enemies to Lovers He fell first she fell harder Academic rivals to Lovers Cardiologist X Cardiologist College romance Slow burn romance Youngest daughter X Youngest son Rohan X Rakshita- Arrange + Love marriage Love at first sight He fell first she fell harder Ceo X Professor Eldest daughter X Eldest son Reader/ Author FMC Start date:- 15 October End date:-

Bee thinks she has all jocks figured out - until Mason slips past her defences. Mason is flying high as the popular jock until Bee brings him down to earth. When the truth comes out, it shatters everything she thought she knew - including herself. But Mason isn't willing to let go of the girl who changed him and Bee must decide whether love is worth the risk... again.

𝐍𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐛𝐡𝐚𝐲: They met in their second year of BBA. She was the quiet, no-nonsense girl who preferred her own company and a Black coffee. He, on the other hand, was the boy who lit up every room he entered, with a smile so bright it could melt anyone's mood. Somehow, the two opposites became friends. Abhay's cheerful jokes and carefree nature always managed to bring out Naina's hidden smiles, while Naina's sarcastic remarks kept him on his toes. But as they spent more time together, Naina realized that maybe it wasn't just friendship. And Abhay? Well, he'd been falling for her grumpy side all along. Will Naina let down her walls and see what's in front of her, or will she push Abhay away, thinking they're just too different?" 𝐋𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐣𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄

No matter how perfect things turn . First love is....different, the innocence, the spark, the care, the mistakes. It can't be recreated again Its true, first love sparks hit different but it doesn't mean second chance doesn't worth it..... Might the innocence, the spark won't be same. But other ? Things like 'maturity', 'understanding', 'trust' will create something deep and different. Something beautiful So join this journey . Where first love get chance to be second This story is of NAYAN MALHOTRA and TARA SINGHANIYA Nayantara✨️ But there is a surprise ... its not just a love story

All roads lead to you... even those I took to forget you.

Arjun, the valiant archer was on exile for twelve years as he had disturbed the privacy of his brother Yudhishthir with their common wife, Empress Draupadi. In his exile, he got two glorious princesses as wives. He had been blessed with the company of sages which contributed towards his wisdom in a colossal way. Even after getting all those, he had been waiting for his yearning, Yadavi to grace his life. Yadavi was a mystery to everyone as being the incarnation of Goddess Yogmaya, the divine illusion herself. So, more than the discussion about her mesmerising beauty and maturity around Arjun, the fact of she being a mystery had attracted him towards her, making him fall for her, gradually. His yearning for her continued to increase in all those years of his exile. After all, the rage of love for the girl who was sister of SriKrishn, the greatest lover of universe wasn't easy to get calmed down without being united with her. On the other hand, Subhadra aka Yadavi was curious to meet Arjun after being influenced by his praising around. She had assumed her curiosity as an obvious tendency, but little did she know about her feeling which fated with him. What will happen when yearning meets curiosity?

A year after losing her older sister in a tragic accident, Charlie's Mom marries the father of the most popular boys in school. Still grieving, Charlie struggles to accept her new family and gets involved with her stepbrothers worst enemy, the captain of the rival team. Things only gets more complicated when she suspects the people closest to her are keeping secrets with harmful consequences. As Charlie tries to navigate her new life, she starts to realises her new family may impact her more than she thought. Top Rankings #1 in teen fiction #1 in young adult #1 in rivalry #1 in outsider #2 in humour #5 in romance If you like a story that keeps you guessing, this story may be for you. With Charlie's stubborn and impulsive nature, she always finds herself in difficult situations. Underlying Charlie's predicaments, a mystery runs through the plot. But above all, Sidelines is an energetic fun book with many twists and turns. Give it a chance and maybe it'll be your next favourite book ;) [this story should only be available on wattpad, if you see it elsewhere please let me know as they've stolen my work :/] Copyright © classicdisposition 2020. All rights reserved.

Adailia de Perinius, the prettiest and bitchiest person of the novel, 'A Lovely Girl' and the main villainess. Being madly in love with the male protagonist, the Crown Prince, she becomes super possessive and did not let any woman come near him. But as in any novel, the male protagonist, Raashid, falls in love with Seanna, the female protagonist and Adailia's 'minion' who was bullied everyday. But Adailia being Adailia, tries to kill her and take Prince all for herself. Finally being tired of this daily torture, the Crown prince, when was announced the Emperor on his 19 th birthday, altered some laws that enabled him to executed Adailia. A befitting end for the villainess. But there's a slight ... wait.... a whole lotta big problem. Cause somehow, I, Choi Haeun, has become Adailia de Perinius. But well, I know how it ends so there's no way I'm gonna die. I just need to get in the Prince's good books and move out of their way. That's gonna be easy. But the luck wasn't with me and the story took some awkward turns. But well, if luck was with me I wouldn't have become Adailia in the first place, would I? *Cover photo not mine* A/N: This is my original work and not a translation of any novel

"You're so beautiful Jenny." Kola's voice was dangerously low and his breath fanned her neck. Kola stopped talking and Jennifer could feel his lips slowly moving closer to hers, making her heart rate to triple. The air around the both of them suddenly felt so thick and tensed, she could hardly breathe properly. She shut her eyes as she anticipated what she felt was coming next; his kiss. "Tell me Jennifer, are you being a professional at what you do right now because I can't see any cameras around." Jennifer's eyes immediately opened in surprise at hearing what Kola had said. ***** In other to pull off the biggest job offer of her modelling career, Jennifer, a well-recognized professional model has to work with her high school crush-same guy who embarrassed her back in school. ACCOLADES featured on wattpad africa reading list Featured on wattpad multicultural reading list. Featured on wattpad Nigeria reading list.

♡𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐲 𝐱 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞♡ (𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟏 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬) Serenity Siren Sinner is a 22 year old kind-hearted, soft, and beautiful girl with a sassy side who believes life is a gift from God and is worthy to be prayed for. She is a lover of peace and believes that a person can change. A person can be the best version of themselves only if they believe it. Sorian Sivan Saint-Pierre is a 24 year old who grew up with so much pain along with his brother. He carries a dark aura around him and is antisocial. He always has the same serious and stoic facial expression. His family may be called the Saints, but only if you knew how their secrets make them far from what people make them out to be. Where there are Saints, there are Sinners, like two lovers that can't live without with each other. This is a story about two very different people coming together and making something beautiful out of it. ☀︎𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤.

This is just a one shot series based on the everyday lives of you, Astro and your friends filled with all sorts of things. Now this isn't necessarily an Astro boy x reader fanfic, but I will add in some moments of fluff. Anyways, I'm only doing this for fun so don't expect for me to update too often. but I will often update my actual astro boy x reader fanfics. So please go and check out those. I hope that you enjoy!

Sébastian, un talentueux jeune homme passionné par le tag de rue, fait un jour la rencontre d'un mystérieux galeriste qui prétend être intéressé par ses œuvres, et de sa fille, Flora, pour qui il ressent une étrange attirance..

In the enchanting sequel to "A Sweet Magic", Hex, the sorcerer, finds himself on a perilous journey to rescue his beloved Rose from the clutches of the devious Prince Horace and the wicked witch Agnes. With the help of an unlikely ally, Chester the toad, Hex must navigate through treacherous forests, outsmart cunning goblins, and confront his inner demons. Meanwhile, Cathy and her brother Jake are thrust into the heart of the fairy realm, where they must rely on their wits and courage to survive. As secrets unravel and alliances are tested, the siblings discover that magic is not just about spells and potions, but about the strength of the heart and the power of love. Will Hex succeed in his quest, and can Cathy and Jake find their way back home? Dive into a world of mystery, adventure, and magic.