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Y/n practices her monologue to Lloyd Garmadon and life goes downhill (yeah Lloyd garmadon yeah also Green Ninja) (it's implied)(but for the sake of clarification) (also based off supercut by Lorde)(the song is the totality of the fic so)(so yeah)(b prepared)

The only thing assured were the following: 1.) Being a villain ruined my sleep schedule 2.) The Green Ninja hates me ... Ninjago is the most crime ridden city. In a world where the veins of despicability's run immeasurably, there exists a short, fond mourning for those who hold flickerings' of a pure heart. Y/n, newly moved front row foreigner to a kaleidoscope of evil, is succumb into the depths of angst-wielding an updated view on reality. 1.)The world is a dark place. 2.) Evil people exist. 3.) Nobody talks about how scary that is. At the heart of the most terrifying city, the conclusion made is simple: The world is cruel. Bad things happen; again and again. Nothing will change. The hopeless is truth. However, after accidentally becoming Ninjago's #1 most wanted, it was safe to say, between a multitude of crushes in high school halls, scream at police sirens, and trying to grow up into the stark reality where nobody cares for you-it was funnily obvious-RULE #1: DON'T FALL FOR THE HERO. It may take more than absorbing green eyes for the world to doubt the means of a Naysayer. (Lloyd garmadon / Green Ninja fic yeah it's 2026 now but I WILL finish the project trust😤‼️‼️)

Are you ready for the best book you have ever read in the entire world???? Well your in the wrong place. I'm kidding. If you want jokes that make you roll on the floor laughing then here is your place. Make sure to comment, vote, obviously read and stay fantastic and awesome!!!! DISCLAIMER - THESE ARENT MINE Make sure to go and read Texts and Comebacks for more jokes!!!!!

Kurt has come back from New York and went to a welcome back party. When Blaine comes into the kitchen, he see's Kurt. They get to talking and become best friend's. Is there going to be anything more? Read more on Somewhere Only We Know.

Song Jihyo has moved to a new school for her final year before college. She meets a boy named Kim Jongkook who changes her life due to unseen events and he ends up having to protect her. Their two lives become intertwined and becomes dependent on one another. The more she gets to know him, the more she realizes he isn't an ordinary boy. Can she still accept him after discovering his secret? **** This is an ongoing book based off the author's imagination with references to several kdramas, myths and folklore. Published: 4 June 2021

endless love this story is about mike and cecilia being joint together with lilly as their cupid 😳 🏹 💘 main characters - cecilia , mike , lilly , caleb , nessa . Cecilia is the daughter of Aphrodite, Mike is the son of Poseidon Lilly is the daughter of Artemis Caleb is the son of Hermes Nessa is the daughter of Ares This story is written by Lilly and Nessa. go to part 1 for the story

A story in which one discovers that her daddy is hiding a secret..... This secret may include seeds and green cylinders. Edweena hollers in delight. Keep reading to find out why.

20 YEARS after the death of their evil orange mother, the five Trumplings have been successfully indoctrinated into the woke agenda through forced drag show attendance, are living peaceful lives in the new city of Baddieville under the rule of the inspirational President Gaga... Yet Trump wants revenge. At the 20 year death day celebration, the Trumplings feel a strange rumbling in the ground, what kind of ghost would be overweight enough to cause such an earthquake? 🍊👀 BTW THIS IS A SEQUEL TO MY PREVIOUS BOOK "ALLIGATOR X TRUMP" BUT CAN BE READ SEPARATELY

Floch Forster mysteriously turns into a horse, only to discover that his destiny is to now prove his love to Eren Yeager. Will he be able to prove his love and make his way to the higher form of existence, or stay on earth living out his dream as a horse and giving up his immortality?

This is a fan fic about Latrelle if you don't like him don't even mind reading this because I hate when people are like "omg I don't even like him" if you don't like him then DONT READ IT and yes there is some smut but not a lot

22 stupid main levels that has mouth

Want that extra zing in your comebacks! Well you have come to the right place!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, she can't fit in this joke book. So instead, here are the best ones from the interwebz!

" no one can replace you ♡ " 》 𝕟𝕠𝕨 ,,,, 𝕤𝕞𝕦𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕪 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝕥𝕠 𝕦𝕟𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕟𝕖𝕩𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 - FIRST CHAPTER CONSISTS OF INFO

Lol, i cant even...I'm cracking up just writing this Need to workout but you wayyy to lazy?...me too, we can help you laugh your way into a six pack;) WARNING: may include the following side effects: Seal noises, constant clapping, lack of oxygen and water may exile from your eyes.

New words created by me- KaeBae Trainako- that will help spooce up your everyday language.

I don't own any of this

This story really happened and this is my first book but its about something really really weird that happened at my school and it was weird kinda creepy and funny so i hope you enjoy!!!

In the city of Minna, there lived a secondary school student named Samuel. He was a bright and ambitious student, always eager to learn and explore new things, Samuel had always been a dreamer, but little did he know that his biggest dream was about to come true.

//// Mike is a bisexual 16 year old who has a crush on his bestfriend, Will byers. Unfortunately, Will is straight. (This is my AU where everything is normal, no strange things intended. Mike is bisexual and Will isn't, so their roles have switched (Kinda.), and Mike has never liked El in the first place. They never moved to California.) ( It takes place in the fall of 87' (The timeskip inbetween S4 and S5.) where they are 16 years old. Young love, am I right?) (Jane/Eleven is also a normal girl, her backstory the same thing except she ran away from home and The Party found her in the woods and is now Hopper and Joyce's kid. Don't ask me how.) first fic lol this is so shitty