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"Oye..." "Kya?" "Hum galat ladki utha laye." (We kidnapped the wrong girl.) "...Kya?!" "Haan." "...Toh mujhe ghar chhod doge?" (...So you'll drop me home?) "Haan." (Yes.) "Nahi jaana." (I don't want to go.) "...KYA MATLAB NAHI JAANA?!" (...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO GO?!) "Waise khane mein kya hai?" (By the way... what's for dinner?) Three accidental kidnappers. One girl who refuses to escape. Oops... Wrong Girl! 😂

playboy ကောင်လေး နဲ့ သံယောဇဉ်တွယ်တတ်သောကောင်မလေး ငါတွယ်ကပ်တာကိုစောက်ရမ်းမုန်းတယ်သိလား ယောနသံ! ငါမိန်းကလေးတွေကို တစ်လထက်ပိုမတွဲတာလဲမင်းသိတယ်မလား မင်းမို့လို့ သနားလို့ တစ်နှစ်ကျော်တွဲပေးလာတာ အကန်းတက်မလာနဲ့ ကိုယ့်နေရာကိုနေစမ်းကွာ စိတ်ပျက်စရာကောင်းတယ်! အာဏာမြင့်ဂုဏ်

You heard the title 😼😼😼😼

This book just has a bunch of stupid short stories I made up. Some may be angsty. But because I can't write they are considered stupid. Could be fandom related, could be original. As of now, it is mostly KPOP related stories(mainly BTS) because I get tons of ideas for them lol. This story does NOT include smuts, lemons, limes, and stuff along those lines. This story is also not proofread.

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Some random memes, pictures and funny images I found on Pinterest:3

this is a joke i wrote this at school please disregard this.

Lmao who knows?

ok, boomer

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~Not shipping the real people, I just use most real names bc it fits better with the story~ Inspired by Cloud 9 by Beach Bunny, my craving for writing, my love for this song, @maqqie-'s 'Dream Boy' (go read it or you're grounded), and my need for a Karlnap highschool AU :) I don't expect anyone to see or like this, lol I'm bad at writing descriptions If anyone actually reads this the updates probably won't be consistent, I mean I'll try, but if ADHD says no it says not idk what to tell you 🤷‍♀️ Okay I'm actually gonna start writing the story now, have fun reading kids 😘✌ -1k reads <3 -Yooo 2k let's gooo!!

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A story about a girl name Lara in an apocalyptic scenario where the sun gives no more light ever again, the sun has died.

A light. Used to describe an object that produces clearness in ones eyes, making them able to see clearly. Also used to describe someone who is happy, as many people say, when your smile is real, your face shines, like the light that you are. ----------------------------------------------- When a light fades you're not able to see anymore. When a light fades the happiness left the person forever. ----------------------------------------------- Zane Ro'meave a light who faded years ago, after learning that there were lights brighter than him. He'd rather fade than attempt to shine brighter. Travis Valkrum a light who shines bright, fading eventually, but is always able to shine brighter and brighter. ------------------------------------------------ A light also has the ability to flip the switch to turn on the faded lights, but sometimes the faded lights have stopped shining forever.... And they have no purpose to stay, so they leave forever... Meaning the light has suicided.

There are jokes and funny texts in here, adding new jokes/funny texts everyday/week.

Full of random thoughts, facts, and maybe even things I did. Enjoy my randomness :D Ima try to upload daily sometimes even twice a day so yeah! This will probably go on for the rest of the year Started Feb 20th - End ????????

HEY Y'ALL ITS MEH AND IM BACK IM DOING SOMETHING DIFF! as you can see from the title so press READ because that lets me know that you want more!

Hi

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