Harambe Stories

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Quite possibly the most exquisite tale to grace this writing platform. The untold love story of Delores Umbridge and Tom Riddle (the worst story you will ever read. Includes some characters from the infamous masterpiece known as My Immortal.).

NOTICE ME

The tittle says it all, just ask anything. It can be ANYTHING. Don't hold back.

bil·let-doux /ˌbilāˈdo͞o/ noun DATED•HUMOROUS a love letter.

Beatrice was just your average schoolgirl with a crush on a boy. BUT WILL HER WILDEST FANTASIES EVER COME TRUE??????????? (this was meant to be written badly please don't attack me for having bad grammar)

A divorce in the making. An array of villains rising to usurp the power and fame of a humble toilet-man hybrid. All led by a mastermind behind closed curtains. With the powers at play, not even grit or sheer determination are enough to empower our humble hero to save his marriage and drive back the forces of darkness... that is unless he can get aid from a certain collection of literary heroes.

Anabel Pond Smith ("Bell") wishes her life could be more of a fairy tail - just like the stories she writes. Elli, her best friend, is acting strange, her parents are fighting, and to top things off, she's found out she needs glasses - hideously geeky glasses. But Bell soon learns that they aren't just any glasses - they are magical and let her read people's thoughts. For the first time ever she's answering all the questions right in math class, and gets to see what Elli - and her long time crush - really think of her. As if dealing with these crazy glasses weren't enough, Bell has to deal with a new girl who definitely has something to hide, a secret admirer, a best friend stealer who isn't what she seems, and a ton of drama with the school production of 'Sleeping Beauty'. Can this supporting actress learn to be a leading lady in her own life? Or will she stay in the background forever with super - freaky magic glasses?

You loved him and he loved you, he was your everything. But now, watch as this happy story unfolds and turns into a tragic one. What will happen? Who knows, the only way to know is to read this story till the very end. ~(i do not own anything except for this fanfiction)~ FINISHED

A frat house massacre, a sole survivor named Kyle with hyper violent tendencies and a love of energy drinks, and the mysterious Dr. Meadows at the center of everything, who is seemingly covering something up. Melanie will stop at nothing to get to the bottom of the story, that is if her emotions don't get the better of her.

I may or may not have been pressured into making this but who cares? What I'm here to ask is why are you here? What were your life choices that you messed up with that brought you to this book? How did you find yourself here?

Praise the lord Harambe

There was a little WITTLE bear bear, he liked to eat berries and leaves because he was vegetarian. He left lots of click bait and cliff hangers. What he had in store for this book will make u want to...

Much spoopy Skelly the skeleton has sent troops to do the all famous skeleton war It is that time once again

so me & my bro Cheyenne were texting and i was like imma write a nonfiction story written all with words i use a lot that is such nerdy and rlly lit af and it turned out gr8 so im publishing it to wattpad & then BAM here it is hope u enjoy this shit bc it's rlly dumb

Matt is just a regular kid in his freshman year at Rosewood. And he hopes to survive his freshman year and make it to sophomore. With along his side, his best friend, Alyssa, he believes he can do it. But he has had feelings for Alyssa ever since he first laid eyes on her and became friends. But he doesn't know what to do and idk either but I hope you enjoy.

I was holding off from writing this book but lately my mum has been saying weird shit so yeah. The title explains everything

I love memes. Who doesn't. So here's a book full of memes.