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In another life, Shrek and Lord Farquad didn't die in that fatal car crash. They ruled Dulac in their stencheous reign, Y/N became Princess of Dulac, and they asserted dominance as a political power everywhere they went.
In a nearby kingdom, Far Far Away, a revolution went on, putting Fiona and her family out of the palace, placing the Fairy revolutionaries in charge, and regime changing it to be a purist Fairy state. The Fairy God Mother died during the final battle, taking her own life for the greater good, acting as a martyr of revolutionary inspiration for her son, Prince Charming, to rule effectively.
Once Duloc and Far Far Away were making civil agreements, they couldn't agree on Candy production and tarrifs regarding them, as the Fairies, aligning with the Tooth Fairy, want taxes to be placed on candy. This results in the Candy Tarrif war, and both pairs of leaders *meat* up frequently regarding agreements.
READ ON as spicy love affairs between the parties reaches their respective climaxes (haha, literally).