Heiswatching Stories

hey this is smth i wrote as a joke a long time ago but i have fond memories of it so im putting it back up and maybe writing more for it/revamping it at some point just for the hell of it :] thank u to the guys in zies' server for keeping me company when i was younger, you all did a lot for me even if i dont say it <3 ...fred, i think. he's in here probably. maybe. this was meant to be like a fan made wiki page but it stemmed into a fucking x reader fic and i've never even CONSIDERED writing a x reader fic. it was supposed to be satirical but im enjoying writing it??? help??? fred is a character made by B00PZ, go check them out on yt! they're an amazing animator and they're super sweet. if you ever wanna come hang out (if you found this and you have no idea what the fuck is going on) i can send you an inv to the discord!

Late one night somebody named Boyfriend (Whose hard on cash) signs up for a job at DEAREST PIZZA. But something goes horribly wrong...

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜, 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝚘𝚏 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 will try 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 : )

BIG HAP

i'd like to thank not only god, but jesus