Height Stories

A human being can definitely understand his/her worth one day.

We all know Tara Reid. If not Tara herself, then someone just like her. Every school it seems has one. You know the type; Tall, slender, blonde, etc… not to mention an attitude stretching farther than her line of followers. I bet you can picture her right now. That superior smile condescendingly shed down upon you, (If you were lucky) or hell on Earth (If you weren't) How would it feel to take that smugness away? To give her a taste of humility? What if you had the means right in your very hands? Surely you’d take the high road. Yeah Right!

"Aww, poor Pika. If only you weren't so short!" Leorio ruffled the shorter man's hair, enjoying the annoyed-yet-flustered look he got in return. "I'm not short! You're just freakishly tall!" "It's ok, Sunshine, you don't have to ashamed! It's really cute." Leorio used his free hand to pinch one of Kurapika's cheeks and pull, earning a more intense annoyed/flustered glare. -------------------- Basically Leorio steals Kurapika's book, shamed him for being short, and then makes him food. (Originally from AO3 idk_bored_09)

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