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What can a sexy horny vampire, a talking sword that gets off to slicing things, a giant space hamster with a voice as deep and smooth as the heavens, and a dragon sphinx with the tail of a puma whose human form has a pink unicorn tattooed to his forehead, and a totally, completely, wholly, entirely, massively, specifically and generally ordinary girl do against--here it comes--an army of werewolves, ghosts, orcs, elves, dwarves, mushrooms, sentient hamburgers, rabid space carrots, kaiju, Sith lords, sharks, flying sharks, bull sharks, great white sharks, sharks with glasses and mustaches, and pikmin from the game pikmin?
Haha, if you read that all, you know what's coming next.
They can kick some serious ass.