Humor Stories

Awkward and off-beat Fiona White doesn't expect for her new job as a personal assistant for Ashton Baldwin to wind her up in boy trouble...or just trouble, period. [ #1 in ChickLit / #5 in Humor ] Copyright © 2016 by Taylor Collins. All Rights Reserved

"You'll do anything will you?" Keeley smirks, a mischievous glint lighting up her brown eyes. "I dare you, Jade Elsie Brooke, to break into Trystan Woods house and steal a pair of his boxers without him finding out." Jade Brooke was the dare devil who had never turned down a dare, no matter how bad it was. So when a simple game of truth of dare ends up flipping her life upside down in the form of a dare, she has no one to blame but herself. Trystan Woods was the boy out of reach for most, who stood at the top of the high school food chain. Everyone loves him, and he was the football team captain. Jade had never interacted with him, until the day she was dared to break into his house and steal his underwear. The only flaw in the plan? When he catches her in his room holding his boxers. || Humour #1 || // this story is in major need of editing and sucks quite badly so read at your own risk you have been warned \\

Love, Lies and Loid's Daughter: Between missions and math class, romance was never part of the plan. Twelve-year-old Anya Forger had two goals: become an Imperial Scholar and win the heart of her elegant nemesis, Damian Desmond. Easy, right? Except she's a telepath with zero impulse control, he's emotionally constipated with a superiority complex, and both of them are being watched by their highly suspicious families and the occasional spy. Fast forward to age 18, and the chaos has only evolved. Eden College is still the battleground, but now it's filled with forced fake dates, truth-or-dare disasters, dramatic confessions under the stars, and spy missions that go completely off-script. Anya reads minds like subtitles on a broken TV, Damian's trying not to combust every time she smiles, and neither of them knows how to say what they really feel-until it might be too late. Then comes heartbreak. A betrayal. A death. And four years of grief, denial, and failed matchmaking attempts by well-meaning best friends. By age 22, Anya is engaged to the wrong guy, and Damian is dead. Everything seems blank... until a mind she accidentally reads on a distant island changes everything. This is a story of rivals turned soulmates, lies that hurt, love that heals, and the messiest path to happily-ever-after imaginable. Love, Lies, and Loid's Daughter is a chaotic rollercoaster of romance, telepathy, and the absolute disaster of growing up when you're part of the world's weirdest almost-couple.

Kali Simmons is a 19 year old, and is doing her 2 year in college. Her boyfriend Amiri Banks, 19 years old goes to Upslion Theta Fraternity. Kali comes to visit for Halloween only to find out that her great Aunt Madea and her grandfather Joe and friends are coming to watch her sister, only to find trouble and pranks all night long. 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟏 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝟐

This story revolves around two brothers who got separated in childhood and life somehow brings them back together. That too in the military. One of them is strong, resilient and a bit of an angry bird while the other is light hearted, selfless and too kind for his own good. Ranks (13/10/24) #1 in - #army #3 in - #siddharthnigam & #selfless #17 in - #humanity #19 in - #kindness #23 in - #feelgood #24 in - #familyandfriends #31 in - #funnymoments Thank you for your support everyone! That's the only reason I have continued writing this story. - Astra

Think of it as discord but uh messages too Zidfk it's a gc with solarballs planets LOL --- All cause I saw over 5 amd thought "hell yh, my turn"" ~~ Best Ratings:: #1 in #solarballs // Mar 16, 2025 #1 in #mars // Feb 17, 2025 (Based on #solarballs and next best rating)

- 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 ꒷꒦꒷ ⁀➷.. 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𖤐₊˚ ☆彡 ꒰#𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑫𝑨𝑰𝑳𝒀 𝑫𝑶𝑺𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑫𝑹𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀꒱ ❝𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳?❞ ❝𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭. 𝘪 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧.❞ ❝𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥.❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ♡⃕ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 i steal incorrect quotes from instagram and tumblr to make you fawn over drarry.

Beauty AND brains??? See if you can figure out the secret that allows Viviane Fox to study for her Ph.D. in Physics while she moonlights as a beautiful fashion model before it is revealed in the story. Follow her in this futuristic, sci-fi adventure/comedy where she learns about her forgotten past while navigating the silly and maddening situations from admiring, jealous, competitive, stereotypical and shallow people around her. What she learns about herself will determine if an evil organization takes over the world. She will have to use ALL her feminine smarts and talents to defeat them. A G-rated story appropriate for ALL AGES. No smut. No swearing. No gratuitous violence. A Beautiful Woman in Science Fiction is a satirical, futuristic, comedy adventure story. It is sometimes funny, sometimes silly and sometimes outrageous, but it never takes itself seriously. It touches on politics, feminism, world order, technology, spirituality in a story of undying love and devotion. It contains: A smart and pretty girl A herbivore man A tormented scientist A maniacal villain Cute teenage identical twin girls Quantum physics A tsundere pop idol A love triangle Soldiers Politics Feminism Philosophical musings Larger than life story This book has been fully written and is complete, but being released on a schedule. There will be an epic ending. WARNING: Readers with no sense of humor should get one first before starting. ^_-

this contains made up variations of Kimetsu Gakeun. Filled with High school chaos that will send you rolling on the floor. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK OR YOU MIGHT DIE FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD!!!

Highest rank #1 in humor [30 chapters] The hermit Ryder Quin never thought that one day, her crush of three years now, the very handsome Aiden Caley, would suddenly want to be her friend. What's more, a stranger broke into her backyard one night, his face hidden underneath a hood, and ever since then he would show up at night and leave before midnight. The quiet and uninteresting life of hers, unexpectedly was thrown into chaos. Having an introverted personality, Ryder struggles to keep up with the very energetic Aiden. However, because of the lack of her social skills, all of Aiden's flirty remarks and hints miss the mark, leading to Ryder accidentally friendzoning her crush, all while trying to figure out who the stranger that meets her every night is. With the mystery of the stranger's identity and the awkward moments spent with Aiden pickling her mind and heart, Ryder realizes that she has been dragged into a whirl of feelings she has never experienced before.

She is sweet and kind. He is rude and arrogant. She loves talking. He finds solace in silence. She is clumsy and fun loving. He is cold and reserved. She is beautiful. He is ruggedly handsome. She is his princess. He is her devil. Kiara Sharma and Arjun Singhania are two opposite ends of a pole. Bound together by a marriage contract, these two hate each other. Or at least they think they do. Two very different people under the same roof- Chaos are bound to happen. Let's see if they survive this or end up killing each other. Seems like the devil has finally found his match and that too in the form of an angel. A story where the devil finally meets his angel.

After an unpleasant two years away from her hometown, Chloe Woods is excited to return. She's looking forward to rekindling her friendship with John Allen, her best friend who she didn't tell she was moving. Imagine her surprise when she returns discovers he's turned into a cliché bad boy. And wants absolutely nothing to do with her. John was heartbroken when his best friend left without notice. So he built a better version of himself, one that did the heart-breaking and had no regard for romance. He never expected to see Chloe again, or the feelings that arouse when he did... Determined to return things to back to normal, Chloe ends up causing more trouble than she bargained for, including drama, betrayal and love. Who knew friendship could be so complicated? "I literally downloaded Wattpad because of this story.." -Spirited_Queen "This is one of my favourite books!" -Crazily_Unique128 (CLICHE SERIES: BOOK II) (cover by @beautifullyyoung) #1 in Heartbreak #27 in Humor

#Book 1 #3 in humor on 13.5.18 #33 in romance on 03.04.17 Started on : 5th december 2015 Ended on: 14th february 2017 Teresa Scarlet is witty, pretty and very very rich. Thanks to her dad she has lots of money but our protagonist wants love, not money. Unfortunately she's getting married to a rich boy who doesn't even look at her properly and before their engagement he announces their marriage as a contract?! What else? He's cold, rude, arrogant and a big jerk who on the very next day of their marriage throws her out of his car in the midnight in the middle of nowhere?! *** Ryouma Carlton, young business man,rich, handsome and a totally perfect guy. His family moved to the States, when he was 12, and now they're back to their homeland. But as soon as they returned, his world came crashing down when his parents blackmailed him to get married with a girl he met just few days ago. WHAT? When he married her,he thought he's got a submissive wife but he is in for a surprise! Join on the ride filled with love, hatred and lots of humor!

After battling with a life threatening disease, Stephanie finally got the all clear on her health. She was free to live her life. She is starting a new school at the start of the year, planning to just finish high school with no problems. But then a certain asshole and his friends come barging into her life and she is thrown into a world of chaos. *Added to @humour's 'Young.Dumb.Full Of Fun!' reading list 8/8/2018* * Reached #1 on Humor's official hot list 1/1/2020*

Watty Award Winner 2011) *ORIGINAL SERIES* This is the first book of the Original Death Is My BFF Series, which won the Watty Awards in 2011! *** Death came knocking at her door. Well actually, he pounded. Faith Williams has always been a little odd, but never before did she think she was one of a kind. Enter Death, the legendary, sadistic, and irresistible Grim Reaper who sparred Faith's life when she was a child. The more she tries to resist him, the more he's popping up in her life and turning it entirely upside down. Death is dangerous with a dark past and a thirst for revenge, and Faith Williams is slowly becoming unable to resist his power over her. Who is the man under the hood? What does he want with her? Most importantly, why the hell does he have a name for his scythe? ** This is the FIRST of the DIMBFF series. *** Fan Made Book Cover uses image from = michellemonique on Deviantart.com! http://michellemonique.deviantart.com/ MY WRITING PAGE! Please join! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kat-aka-katrocks247-from-Wattpad/208740202517075

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

✨Courtesy of shadows ✨🌿🤍 Seventeen-year-old Aarvi has mastered the art of silence. Calm, detached, and colder than the frost she carries within, Aarvi has built walls around her heart that no one dares to cross. But life takes an unexpected turn when her mother marries into the powerful Rathore family-a clan as influential as they are intimidating. Refusing to live under their roof, Aarvi sets her own rules, shocking everyone with her unyielding resolve. The Rathore brothers, used to control and obedience, suddenly find themselves intrigued-and infuriated-by this mysterious girl who refuses to bend. But Aarvi has secrets of her own. By day, she's just another student preparing for her final year of school. By night, she's the enigmatic CEO of Solitude, balancing a life no one in her family knows about. And when her secret world collides with her new reality, the Rathores may discover that Aarvi is far more than the quiet, indifferent girl they thought she was. Will Aarvi's icy heart survive the heat of the Rathore household-or will this be the beginning of a storm no one can control?. "They think I'm a puzzle to solve-too bad I'm the game they'll never win." Ana_writes. 💗🤍🌿💌

One drunken day, Cassandra gets the proposal she can never refuse from the arrogant Philip Strindberg. Thrown into a marriage she never wanted in the first place, Cassandra will struggle on how to maintain her carefree attitude while trying to keep her cool whenever she is around her husband. Pranks, adventure, chores, and secrets will test their transient marriage. In the end, will there be a chance for their transient charade to become permanent?

Lilah is the plain, simple girl that no one notices. She's just another face in the crowd, nothing more. Her world is very different from the ones of her two best friends, which causes them to rarely see each other. So, they share a notebook. They write their feelings and their secrets in this notebook and it is only passed between them. Until Lilah loses it in the hallway. Reece is the school's bad boy, street fighter, and also the boy who finds Lilah's notebook. But Reece doesn't want to be nice and simply give the notebook back to her, not unless he gets something out of it. How far will Lilah go to get her notebook back? Guess you'll have to read to find out. ;) (This is not edited)

For my entire life my older brothers have treated me like I am a fragile baby and they still do. Some of it is for their amusement and some of it is because they are just way too overprotective. There are five of them and one of me, not to mention they are all older, so there isn't much I can do about any of it. Elijah is my oldest brother at 22 and my second oldest brother Easton who is 20. My third oldest brother is Henry and is in his second year of college. Alexander, who goes by Alex, is 15 minutes older than his twin Miles and they are both 17 and are in their first year of college. Then finally I am 15, the youngest brother and am in high school in year 10. My Brothers are super overprotective and treat me like I am a small child and It does not help that I look like I am 12 and am super short. I've got this messy dark brown hair that never cooperates, along with these big brown eyes that seem to make me look even younger. Which does not help my case for my brothers to treat me like I am older. Then my parents are super rich and constantly working so I only see them on holidays so my brothers have raised me. This is my life as the younger brother of 5 brothers. Highest Ratings: #3 Teasing #156 Humor #28 Overprotective #17 Olderbrothers #11 Pranks #36 Brothers #242 Gay