Humour Stories

This story goes to all the girls, who dreams! Irrespective of what, when and where. It's a story of a girl, who dreams keeping faith in her fate and her Rab. She dreams about the life she wants to lead. She dreams about having the fairytale, she reads about. She dreams about meeting her Prince Charming, she is fascinated with. Join her in the journey of her dreams.

Where the bubbly nurse Kuhu Jain crashed her red scooty into the nonchalant scientist Shaurya Patel's vintage blue one.

අනපේක්ෂිත ලෙස, බලාපොරොත්තු වූ

──── Aria Hale spent years hiding from the world, but Hawkins-quiet, odd, unassuming-felt like the first place that ever offered her a home. That illusion fractures when her favorite kid among her cousin's friends goes missing, stirring old fears she's tried to forget. And when a silent girl with a buzz cut appears, carrying a wrist tattoo eerily similar to Aria's own, the past she buried begins to rise. The life Aria built starts to unravel, pulling her back toward the one truth she never wanted to face-some shadows don't stay gone. [stranger things ff steve h. x fem oc season 1-5] status: ongoing (maybe slow updates) updates: random started: 06/12/2025 ended: tbd season one-✅ season two-✅ season three-✍️ season four-❎ season five-❎ I do not own anything! everything belongs to the respective owners except for my OC and their plotlines.

In which 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝔂𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓹𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 tries to keep his brother out of trouble, but ends up finding trouble instead. a harry potter fanfiction oc x oc year one ✅ year two ✅ year three ✅ year four ✅ year five (ongoing)

All roads lead to you... even those I took to forget you.

"Too Innocent to Be Legal (In the Dressing Room)" Summary: Shubman Gill and Ishan Kishan have always been inseparable-best friends glued together by bad jokes, shared playlists, and Ishan's shameless flirting with everyone. Loud, bold, savage to the core, Ishan was the kind of chaos Virat Kohli would sigh at and declare, "Ye Bihari sabko bigaad dega." But after one mysterious vacation, Ishan returns... changed. Gone is the loud flirt. In his place: an excessively cute, soft-spoken, wide-eyed Ishan who says "sorry" too much, smiles shyly, clings to Shubman like a lost kitten, and somehow makes the entire Indian Cricket Team uncomfortable by simply existing. The dressing room descends into chaos. Virat is suspicious. Rohit is confused. Hardik refuses to believe this is real. KL tries to be polite. And Shubman-who knows Ishan better than anyone-finds himself spiralling as his best friend suddenly leans too close, holds his sleeve, looks at him like he's the safest place on earth... and has no idea how dangerous his innocence is. What happened on that vacation? Why is Ishan acting like this? And when Shubman starts feeling things he definitely shouldn't be feeling for his best friend... who's really the one in danger of getting "bigad" now? A BL fanfiction full of chaos, cricket banter, soft moments, accidental intimacy, jealous glances, slow-burn realization, and an ICT that is absolutely not ready for Innocent Ishan. Cover not mine credit goes to original owner, hatfel_rose. Thanks for the amazing cover. hatfel_rose.

"You're so beautiful Jenny." Kola's voice was dangerously low and his breath fanned her neck. Kola stopped talking and Jennifer could feel his lips slowly moving closer to hers, making her heart rate to triple. The air around the both of them suddenly felt so thick and tensed, she could hardly breathe properly. She shut her eyes as she anticipated what she felt was coming next; his kiss. "Tell me Jennifer, are you being a professional at what you do right now because I can't see any cameras around." Jennifer's eyes immediately opened in surprise at hearing what Kola had said. ***** In other to pull off the biggest job offer of her modelling career, Jennifer, a well-recognized professional model has to work with her high school crush-same guy who embarrassed her back in school. ACCOLADES featured on wattpad africa reading list Featured on wattpad multicultural reading list. Featured on wattpad Nigeria reading list.

A wrong text, late nights, cricket debates, and unexpected love.

August 1986. Severus Snape had anticipated that the new school year would offer only the customary indignities: dunderheaded students, insufferable colleagues, and the occasional brush with mortal peril. But while the Boy Who Lived languished in a cupboard in Surrey, Snape was forced to endure a fate scarcely less tragic: he had been saddled with a trainee teacher. A tenacious, irritatingly competent young witch, utterly impervious to his disdain and unperturbed by the shadows of his past. As dark forces stirred and old enemies resurfaced, she found herself precisely where she had no business being: at his side. And when the school year culminated in poison and bloodshed, Snape was forced to concede that this entirely unwanted apprentice had repeatedly stood between him and certain death. A state of affairs of which he, naturally, thoroughly disapproved.

well .. i think the edit cover gives you a lot of context , but okkk its a damn fucking enemies to lovers , slow burn, yufer

what happens when you get the number wrong from your mom when she got a new phone, and text a complete stranger?? or is it a complete stranger?

Based loosely on ONC2026 prompts 32 and 33. Two assassins from rival organizations are sent on the same mission, and in a very short time they each find themselves shifting from their chosen profession to the unexpected role of nanny.

When i first saw him, it was confusion, maybe curiosity. I had never actually met someone with this much lack of survival instincts before. But by the time his playful attempts at drawing me in became less annoying, the little wolf managed to squeeze his way into my Unassailable fortress of a heart. And I might just keep him there. With no way out. Because my way of drawing him in, is anything but playful. This is a 'shifter' story, as in most people have animal characteristics and can turn into their animals. I'm bad at maintaining personalities for characters. But I'll try my best at correcting them if you want to point out. Lastly, English is not my first nor second language. Tolerate with me.

Panchi se chhudaa kar uska ghar tum apne ghar par le aaye ye pyaar ka pinjraa man-bhaayaa, Hum jee bhar-bhar kar muskaae jab pyaar hua is pinjre se, tum kehne lage, "azaad raho". Hum kaise bhulaayen pyaar tera?? tum apanee zubaan se ye naa kaho..... Love is mysterious sometimes, RIGHT? The one that gives you pain and soothes it too. ISHQ DARD BHI HAI KARAAR BHI, SUKOON BHI HAI TAKRAAR BHI HAI! They say! Six diffrent people are beggning to experience it and don't ask how they fell. Magic just happend before they can think how! Shashank Kashyap X Tara Aarora Sparsh Oberoi X Mahika Mehra Adwait Aarora X Aashna Kashyap...

HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP After falling asleep to a video of the "nihilist penguin", Lian Min wakes at 3 a.m. to wet footprints and melting snow in his studio apartment in a country of perennial summer. On tracing the footprints to the corridor, he discovers a world in stasis where he is the only one who can still move. That's the least of his worries, however. Various flowers begin sprouting in his living room and the footprints change trails without warning, leading him to discover things about his neighbourhood that he never knew and perhaps should not know. Then the trail goes cold.

A Dark Lord seeks to shatter the multiverse itself using a living dimensional creature, shaping realities into his own vision. By breaking the laws of the multiverse, he weakens the barrier that keeps universes from collapsing into one another. People from different worlds and timelines are drawn into fractured realities that should never have formed. Benjamin Mensah, Naruto Uzumaki, Son Goku, and Mark Grayson (Invincible), along with other heroes and warriors from different universes, must stop the Dark Lord and his Duskborn Empire before they take control of all reality.

After Harriet loses her husband on a solo Atlantic crossing, she starts a new life in France, renovating a medieval stone Priory and then letting it to holidaymakers. In England, Sir Hector, a bastion of British Banking born with a golden egg, not a mere silver spoon is approaching retirement. He finds diaries in one of his attics written by his female ancestors. He decides to publish them. Raunchy and licentious, they hit the No. 1 spot for ten weeks, earning him a spot on the Michael Parkinson Show. He is subsequently inundated with often salacious offers from women and decides to have some fun. He dates a number of them, mostly disastrously, but some are not without their benefits... Sir Hector, grounded by his aristocratic Aunt Tilly, is castigated for his behaviour. Harriet and Hector meet in unfortunate circumstances at a wedding in Scotland. He doesn't endear himself to her when a massive stag causes a collision, wrecking her car. In France, Harriet has adventures with her guests, romance with an old flame and, guiltily, an affair with the local count. Through thick and thin, Harriet is supported by her children; her brother Freddie and his boyfriend; and her great friend Aoife, who is as Irish and free-living as Harriet is restrained and correct. Hector buys a vineyard in France for his retirement and fosters an attachment to Harriet. Hector's social milieu is formed of his aristocratic friends, Aunt Tilly and his Swedish girlfriend with her thirteen Siamese cats. His alcoholic chef provides suspense whilst Jane, his no-nonsense Sloane Ranger PA and two Scottish spinsters are the source of much humour resulting from their sexual naivety, revealed when they are hired to reply to the vast sacks of often explicit fan mail sent to Sir Hector. From the skeletons of wartime German officers discovered under the local chateau to the chef's death on a superyacht and a thwarted terrorist attack - life in France is never dull.

Sweet and Sour // Originally titled 'Ambat Goad' Sunanda thinks Shankar is annoying. Shankar thinks Sunanda is rude. Unfortunately, the two keep meeting across the same sweet shop counter. What starts as a series of unwilling interactions and petty spats slowly turns into a more complicated bond, balancing the sweet and sour, much like the kachoris and barfis exchanged between the two. Because sometimes, a love story isn't just sweet. Sometimes, it is khatti meethi.

LAILA :- Tere Haath Kabhi Na Aani Maane Na Maane Koi Duniya Yeh Saari Mere Ishq Ki Hai Deewani ASFAND:- Haye Re Aise Tarse Humko Ho Gaye Sao Arse Re Sookhey Dil Pe Megha Ban Ke Teri Nazariya Barse Re MUSTAFA :- HEADSLAP HIMSELF ON HER ANTICS AND SHOWING BOTH OF THEM HANDCUFFS SINGING MY NAME IS COP MUSTAFA AND YOU ARE UNDERARREST TO DRIVE ME MAD