Humour Stories

"Bridget Jones with a lot more wine! This story is hilarious, feel-good and relatable in all the best ways!" - Grace K @ HQ. She's just quit her high-flying job, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Can Alice find a sense of purpose in the wreckage? ***** Alice's life isn't going to plan. She's tied to her phone, pointlessly managing PR for a sinking corporate megalith. She's become a bit player in her kids' lives, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Forcing herself into action with a rash resignation, Alice sets out to make a positive impact on the world around her. But how? Meditation leads to napping, and her attempts to get closer to her teenage daughter result in the discovery of a secret that leaves her at a loss. As the months tick by and a sense of purpose continues to elude her, Alice finds herself forming bonds with the most unlikely characters: the young woman who panhandles outside her old office; the homeless boy who sits cross-legged outside the liquor store with his ginger cat; her own dog walker who, it turns out, knows a thing or two about developing a good crema. Testing the limits of marriage, motherhood and the Toronto subway system -- can Alice find her way into a purpose-driven life? Or will it all be one giant hangover? [*Wattpad Editor's Pick 2018*] [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Readers say: "This had me laughing so loud that my sister came to check up on me to see if I'm OK!!!" "...the new Bridget Jones, a working woman's take on the digital age." About the Author: Working mother and red wine enthusiast, Renee lives in Toronto with her flawed but wonderful family (seriously, who left socks on the kitchen counter?) in a flawed but wonderful house (what *is* that smell in the basement?) where she writes flawed but wonderful stories about what it is to be a woman today.

Working as a nanny for one of the richest families in the U.S wasn't a part of Beyoncé's life plans and especially not taking care of their bitchy, temper tantrum throwing teenager. What more when she finds out she's a little who actually has a massive ass crush on her? ~~~~~~~ Started: 9th June, 2023 Ended:

𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐫𝐚𝐚𝐳:- ہمراز :- 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐧𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 **** For the heart that understands silence without questions, and stays through every changing moment. Known more than what was ever spoken aloud, this book is yours.

Daniela was a Rich girl and known for her wealthy family and for being cold. While Sophia was just... well Sophia! An Athlete and a nerd. They were both roommates at one point. They got close , but something happened between them. Which made them separate. Eventually they went on with their lives after that but somehow ended up meeting again. ( btw guys the cover isn't made by me it was found on Pinterest and I decided to edit it. So it's not mine<3)

A Scandinavian Fairy Tale. She's not exactly the fairest of them all, and when she moves into the forest, the animal, troll, and human worlds collide. Can there be a happily ever after for a lady whose face can crack a mirror? Is it really true that there's someone for everyone? Approx. 1,400 words.

A waiter at a Hollywood restaurant recognizes a pair of B-movie actors. The actress tries to explain where it all went wrong. Flash fiction, 627 words.

"You are practically naked!" I yelled at the ceiling, squeezing my eyes shut. "I am comfortable," she announced, shifting on the rug. "And you are changing color again, Hottie." She leaned forward, resting her elbows on her bare knees.. a position that nearly made me swallow my own tongue as the neckline of my stolen shirt dipped dangerously low. I dragged a desperate hand down my face. "I am flesh and blood, Crimson! I am not a saint, I am not a monk, and if you do not cover yourself this exact second, my heart is going to violently explode out of my chest!" Tropes:- ✨ Touch Her and You Die ✨ Fake Marriage ✨ Forced Proximity ✨ Only One Bed ✨ Grumpy x Sunshine ✨ He Falls First And Harder ✨ High Fantasy ✨Magical Realm James Everhart. Heir to House Everhart and the Academy's greatest magical prodigy has a terrible habit of ignoring the rules. But sneaking into the cursed, forbidden Garden of Aurelia might be his final, deadly mistake. When a rogue spell accidentally transforms a solitary, glowing tulip into a breathtaking, dangerously powerful woman, with no memories of her past, James's meticulously structured life goes up in flames. With the ruthless High Council hunting for the magical disturbance, How will James navigate deadly politics while hiding a beautifully oblivious woman? What will happen when her memories come back??

Lin felt trapped. Trapped within the borders of an invisible line, swallowed by the ideals and delusions of the people around him. As a child he'd been told he was among the last humans on earth, living on the edge all his life until his peers began to age and the children gradually died off. He found himself alone with the empty feeling of humanity's flame withering along with him. Until he met a boy. A stranger, captivating in the way he shattered the beliefs Lin had built up in his mind. But the boy didn't know this, nor did he seem to care. He had nothing in mind but the journey he seemed obliged to take. Where to? Lin didn't know. So what else could he do but follow? A simple story about a boy with a restless soul and a wandering spirit unsure of which direction to take. This is an LGBTQ+ story, so please respect. Sweet romance, no smut. All credits to the cover artist. Enjoy <3 Started: 8/6/26 Ended: -

Jungkook ff. A broken past. Unexpected friendships. A love story that wasn't supposed to happen. When Y/N transfers to her new college after a life changing incident, she promises herself one thing: never get attached. Then she meet them. A chaotic group of friends who slowly become her family. A stubborn boy who understands her silence. And a future she never thought she deserved. But as the shadows of her past begin creeping back into her life, Y/N realizes that some wounds don't stay buried forever. In a story filled with laughter, secrets, heartbreak, and healing, one question remains: Can the heart learn to trust again after it's been broken?

ဩဇာအာဏာကြီးမားပြီး အေးစက်ခက်ထန်လွန်းလှတဲ့ ဖတ်ထရာကုလ်လုပ်ငန်းစုရဲ့ အမွေခံမမ "လီနာရာ"။ မိသားစုရဲ့လုပ်ငန်းကို ကယ်တင်ဖို့အတွက် သူမရဲ့ အာဏာပြအကြပ်ကိုင်မှုအောက်မှာ 'ဟန်ပြချစ်သူ' စာချုပ်ကို လက်မှတ်ထိုးလိုက်ရတဲ့ မာနခဲကောင်မလေး "မေလဒါ"။ လူရှေ့သူရှေ့မှာ မြတ်နိုးရတဲ့ချစ်သူတွေလို သရုပ်ဆောင်ရင်း ကွယ်ရာမှာတော့ စကားနာထိုး အရွဲ့တိုက်ရင်း ရန်ဖြစ်နေကြတဲ့ သူတို့နှစ်ယောက်။ အပေးအယူတစ်ခုအနေနဲ့ စတင်ခဲ့တဲ့ သရုပ်ဆောင်မှုကြားက တဖြည်းဖြည်း တံတိုင်းတွေ ပြိုလဲလာတဲ့အခါ... ဘယ်သူက အရင်ဆုံး အရှုံးပေးပြီး ချစ်မိသွားမလဲ? (ထိုင်းအငွေ့အသက်ပါဝင်မယ့် Fierce & Emotional GL Novel တိုလေး ဖြစ်ပါတယ်)။

What if one message could change your entire life? Siya Tyagi never planned on talking to strangers online. A twenty-year-old college student from India, Siya would much rather spend her time buried in books, writing stories, and overthinking every decision she makes. Talking to strangers has always been a hard no. Then one day, she receives a message. From a boy she's never met. Meet Neil Hayes. A twenty-two-year-old American studying medicine in Bangalore, India, with dreams of becoming a cardiologist. Quiet. Intelligent. Observant. The kind of person who notices everything but says very little. He isn't a flirt. He isn't the life of the party. And he definitely wasn't looking for love. In fact, Neil only created an account because his friends practically forced him to. What starts as a simple conversation between two strangers slowly turns into something much more. Different backgrounds. Different personalities. One unexpected message. And a connection neither of them saw coming. Will they remain strangers behind their screens? Will friendship be enough? Or will two people who never expected to find each other discover that love has a habit of showing up when it's least expected? One girl who hates talking to strangers. One guy who barely talks at all. And one message that changes everything. ♡ A slow-burn online friends-to-lovers, story filled with humor, late-night chats, found family, betrayals and plenty of chaos. Stay tuned 🌻

Public ice. Private fire. And a dangerous game played behind closed doors. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, 1890. Phineas Nigellus Black is a man imprisoned by his own throne. To the wizarding world, he is the formidable, haughty, and thoroughly disliked Headmaster of Hogwarts-a patriarch bound by the suffocating weight of pureblood lineage and aristocratic duty. He expects absolute submission from his staff and total order within his walls. He wears his cold, unyielding arrogance like armor, determined to rule his castle alone. Until she shatters the script. When a brilliant, fierce new Deputy is appointed to handle the castle's mounting administrative headaches, Phineas meets his match. She refuses to flinch at his sharp sneers or bow to his tyrannical decrees. Seeing through his defensive walls to the brilliant, isolated scholar underneath, she challenges his intellect and matches his cutting wit at every turn. What begins as a tense professional rivalry sparks into something far more dangerous when Phineas issues a strict administrative mandate: every evening, at precisely six o'clock, she must report to his office. Behind the heavy, locked oak doors of the Headmaster's tower, the rigid protocols of Victorian society completely melt away. In the warm, golden glow of the green hearth fire, their intellectual clashing bleeds into a breathless, unyielding passion. By day, they play a ruthless game of public distance and icy professionalism before the watchful eyes of the Board of Governors and suspicious faculty. By night, they forge an intense, secret partnership of velvet, stolen glances, and midnight compromises.

Hello, this is basically me fucking around with J.K. Rowling's work and screwing things over because I want to, and why not return to our roots. Anyways, Harry has a sister, Cho Chang gets a real name, and maybe I'll learn to spell Philosopher by the end of book one.

The region is at war within itself, just like Hittite is. He has everything he can dream of. Friendship... after a life forced to solitude as punishment for his father's actions. But when those friends desire to do something that is against his entire conscience such as hurting someone the same way he was hurt. Hittite now has to decide for himself finally what to choose with his full mental autonomy! IF YOU'RE AN ARTIST/ANY JOB LOOKING FOR CUSTOMERS, YOU WILL NOT FIND THEM HERE, BUZZ OFF!

Its a sequel of Ana liang and Jack Liang's Story and their Chaotic Journey with the infamous trainees. How the three trainees from different background get in whirlwind love story of infamous Liang couple as their masters. Meet Zen the charismatic Hacker, Toshi a warm Accountant and ShiYoon a mischievious heir.

To the outside world, Aliza Khan and Zaydan Ahmed have it all figured out. Aliza is a vibrant, hyper capable interior designer who can fix any family crisis with a brilliant smile. Zaydan is a lethal, sharp-witted criminal defense attorney who commands every courtroom he steps into. She's the colorful sunshine of her loud household; he's the charming, ambivert golden son carrying his father's legendary judicial legacy. But behind closed doors, their perfect structures are fracturing. Running on empty batteries, hidden anxiety, both are suffocating under the weight of the masks they wear to protect the people they love. When a chaotic family rishta alliance forces their worlds to collide, they expect a battle of wits between color swatches and legal statutes. What they don't expect is to lock eyes across a crowded dinner table and realize that the person sitting opposite them is the only one who can see right through their armor. Can two master architects of perfection learn to tear down their walls, or will the pressure of expectations ruin the blueprint of us?

Silverbrook just wants to live a normal life, but that's close to IMPOSSIBLE. Her friend, Vivienne, is probably the only thing she loves more than puzzles. As mysteries begin to unravel and the past refuses to stay buried, Brook and Vi realize that their chaotic lives may be connected to something much bigger than they've ever imagined. The two always stick together even when they find themselves in the middle of another disaster. To uncover the Twisted Truth, they'll have to face the past they can't seem to escape. And it all begins at Valemont Academy...

an man by the name of John Hirama gets hit by an truck while playing pokemon go the next time he awakes in an magikarp body

To the glittering high society of Silver Valley, Kael Hawksley is a god among men-the fortunate adopted son and heir to the country's most powerful hotel tycoon. But behind his sculpted, untouchable facade lies a dark, isolating reality. Kael is a prisoner of his own mind, cursed with a psychological burden he must guard at all costs from the elite family that raised him. Desperate for an escape, he quietly seeks solace in therapy, searching for the one rare soul he can finally trust with the truth. He thought he had his chaotic world under control. He thought his secrets were safe. Then, Everlyn crashed into his life. A total stranger with a knack for chaos, Everlyn is simply trying to navigate her own fresh start. Instead, a spectacular first-day disaster violently derails Kael's carefully constructed world. It is a catastrophic collision that shatters his untouchable reputation, leaving him with a deeply humiliating memory he can neither forget nor forgive. Bound by a forced proximity neither expected, a subtle, psychological cat-and-mouse game begins between the arrogant prince and the fiery newcomer. But as the university prepares for a grand historical festival deep within the enchanting, rumored-to-be-haunted depths of the Grandcola Wilds, the tension between them reaches a boiling point. Drawn into a web of high-society secrets, childhood history, and fierce, unyielding text-and-mind rivalries, Everlyn is about to realize that Kael Hawksley isn't just watching her every move-he's entirely consumed by it. In a world where reputations are everything, and secrets are deadly, the most dangerous thing you can do is let someone get too close.

Travis is a pessimist--under pretense of being a realist, who claims that life is nothing but misery and struggle. He strays away from the crowd and trends, living a life of solitude to his liking. It is until he encounters an unexplainable occurrence that brings him to meet Christine--most specifically, the honor student who recently died. What's more, is that she pleads him to fulfill her ten wishes.