Humour Stories

"Bridget Jones with a lot more wine! This story is hilarious, feel-good and relatable in all the best ways!" - Grace K @ HQ. She's just quit her high-flying job, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Can Alice find a sense of purpose in the wreckage? ***** Alice's life isn't going to plan. She's tied to her phone, pointlessly managing PR for a sinking corporate megalith. She's become a bit player in her kids' lives, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Forcing herself into action with a rash resignation, Alice sets out to make a positive impact on the world around her. But how? Meditation leads to napping, and her attempts to get closer to her teenage daughter result in the discovery of a secret that leaves her at a loss. As the months tick by and a sense of purpose continues to elude her, Alice finds herself forming bonds with the most unlikely characters: the young woman who panhandles outside her old office; the homeless boy who sits cross-legged outside the liquor store with his ginger cat; her own dog walker who, it turns out, knows a thing or two about developing a good crema. Testing the limits of marriage, motherhood and the Toronto subway system -- can Alice find her way into a purpose-driven life? Or will it all be one giant hangover? [*Wattpad Editor's Pick 2018*] [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Readers say: "This had me laughing so loud that my sister came to check up on me to see if I'm OK!!!" "...the new Bridget Jones, a working woman's take on the digital age." About the Author: Working mother and red wine enthusiast, Renee lives in Toronto with her flawed but wonderful family (seriously, who left socks on the kitchen counter?) in a flawed but wonderful house (what *is* that smell in the basement?) where she writes flawed but wonderful stories about what it is to be a woman today.

In which 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝔂𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓹𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 tries to keep his brother out of trouble, but ends up finding trouble instead. a harry potter fanfiction oc x oc Book one year one ✅ year two ✅ year three ✅ year four ✅ year five ✅

J'me rappelle pas du moment exact où tout a basculé. Peut-être parce qu'au début, rien avait l'air étrange. Ma vie, elle était simple. Bordélique, ouais, mais normale. J'avais mes petites sœurs qui hurlaient pour une brosse à cheveux, ma mère qui gueulait pour rien, mon père qui parlait tout seule, et Jibril, mon grand frère, toujours dans son coin. J'étais une fille comme les autres. Pas parfaite, pas sage, pas obéissante. Mais pas mauvaise non plus. J'vivais. J'rêvais. J'avais mes potes, mes envies, mes combats dans la tête. Et pendant que j'vivais, eux, ils préparaient. Dans le silence. Dans mon dos. Ils avaient choisi. Lui, il existait déjà dans leurs discussions. Il avait un prénom, un visage, un plan. Mais pas pour moi. Pas encore. Moi, j'savais rien. Je rigolais dans la cour du lycée. Je me plaignais de la cantine. Je postais des TikToks sans filtre. Et j'avais aucune idée que bientôt... j'allais perdre le choix

A wrong text, late nights, cricket debates, and unexpected love.

This story goes to all the girls, who dreams! Irrespective of what, when and where. It's a story of a girl, who dreams keeping faith in her fate and her Rab. She dreams about the life she wants to lead. She dreams about having the fairytale, she reads about. She dreams about meeting her Prince Charming, she is fascinated with. Join her in the journey of her dreams.

⋆｡˚ ꧁ ꧂ ˚｡⋆ On the night of the sun festival, a mysterious power surges from the sea, drawing the attention of the Saiyan Prince, Vegeta- and the kindhearted Saiyan, Goku. Eager to investigate, they embark on a search that will lead them not to a beast, but to a wounded woman with an unexpected past. As the truth unfolds, Vegeta's long-dormant Saiyan instincts awaken, and a connection forms that he never anticipated- one that could change their fates forever.

The Butterfly Effect: a situation in which an action or person that does not seem important has a very large effect on future events. Or A situation in which Eveline Jane Watson falls head‑first into a fictional world and, by simply existing, manages to derail events that were supposed to remain fixed in time, dragging chaos, inconvenience, and several migraines into the life of Prince Maekar Targaryen, a man who prefers his world orderly, predictable, and entirely free of strange women who refuse to behave.

Empress Gu, a woman of absolute power and privilege, had enjoyed a life of wealth and luxury for most of her life. Who would have thought she would be so unexpectedly betrayed, falling victim to the very wolf cub she had doted on for ten years? A cup of poisoned wine, and her life was over. When she opened her eyes again, Empress Gu was shocked to find herself transported to a strange era, becoming a pitiful girl abandoned by her scumbag father, abused by her stepmother, and kidnapped by a scoundrel. The domineering Empress Gu declared that she absolutely could not tolerate this! What? They wanted her to become an actress? It seemed... in this so-called modern society, actors held a rather high status, a high-paying profession that brought both fame and fortune. Having enjoyed a lifetime of luxury, Empress Gu, desperate for money, thought, this... perhaps she could tolerate it! However, the dazzling array of beauties was overwhelming. So many handsome men were before her, yet she couldn't summon any to serve her in bed

☆A romance between an ambitious girl and the arrogant heir of a celebrity dynasty.☆ 《Nia Bansal - vivacious, outspoken, and endlessly ambitious. With a heart full of dreams and a spirit that refuses to be silenced, she is every bit the extrovert she appears to be. But what the world sees is only a curated glimpse. Beneath her bright smile and carefree laughter lie layers of complexity and secrets she shares with no one. Cheerful yet enigmatic, grounded yet fearless - Nia is, in every sense, a paradox wrapped in beauty and brilliance.》 《Ishan Oberoi, the youngest son of the legendary Darius Oberoi, is the epitome of privilege. Handsome beyond reason, sharp-tongued, and effortlessly arrogant, he moves through life as though it belongs to him - because, quite frankly, most of it does. Whether it's women, wealth, or attention, he never has to ask twice. Yet amidst all the excess, it's her - the one girl unlike any he's ever met - who haunts his thoughts. She's loud where he's silent, kind where he's cold, and real in a world full of masks.》 Two souls. Polar opposites. No reason to collide - and yet, they do. And when they do, sparks don't just fly. They ignite. "Being rich doesn't mean you've faced a single damn hardship, you arrogant punk!" "I'd suggest you learn to control that mouth of yours, sweetheart." "Oh, and I suppose I should take life advice from someone who's never heard the word 'no'? Spare me." "Careful, or I might just find a way to shut you up myself." "Really? And how exactly do you plan on doing that?" He smirks, lazily, eyes glinting. "You... You absolute-!"

After succumbing to her injuries, Rosaline is gone. Ragnhild takes control. And with her, her memories resurface, along with her thirst for revenge. And she intends to settle the score. Surrounded by her allies, Ragnhild finds herself thrust into the heart of a war unlike anything she has ever known. The Shadormaran become bolder than ever, and betrayals abound. She must choose: save those she loves, save the world... or perish with it. Ragnahlild and her people must fight not only to protect the innocent... but to protect each other. Every choice matters, every mistake can cost a life, and the enemy pulling the strings is always one step ahead. And in the chaos that spreads across the world, only one certainty remains: no one is ready for what is about to come. In this second volume, all certainties shatter. Heroes fall. Shadows gain ground. And at the end of the road, a truth awaits Ragnhild: some battles are won, others are survived.

Summary: After a sudden and untimely death, Xiao Zhan wakes up in a completely unfamiliar world-inside the body of a notorious ger who is infamous for his terrible reputation. Cold, arrogant, and selfish, the original owner was forced into a political marriage with Wang Yibo, the ruthless and untouchable CEO of Wang Corporation. Their marriage was nothing more than a transaction. Wang Yibo, believing his spouse despised him, kept his distance-providing wealth, status, and freedom, but never warmth. Meanwhile, the original owner abused that freedom, neglecting everything... including Wang Yibo's young ger son, Wang Xian, from his previous marriage. But now, everything has changed. The soul inside is no longer the same. This Xiao Zhan is gentle yet sharp-tongued, kind but fiercely protective of his dignity. He wants nothing to do with power struggles, revenge, or even love. His only goal? Live peacefully, enjoy luxury, and quietly raise the adorable Wang Xian-who, to his surprise, clings to him like he's his whole world. As for giving birth? Absolutely not. Not happening. No way. Thankfully, Wang Yibo already has an heir... so Xiao Zhan assumes he can live his carefree, drama-free life. Unfortunately for him- Wang Yibo has started noticing. The cold CEO finds himself drawn to this "new" Xiao Zhan-the soft smiles, the unexpected warmth, the bold defiance. What began as curiosity slowly turns into obsession... and something far more dangerous. Because Wang Yibo doesn't just want peace. He wants Xiao Zhan. He wants a real family. And most of all- He wants more children. Now Xiao Zhan is stuck between maintaining his freedom... and escaping the increasingly intense gaze of a man who has no intention of letting him go. After all, in Wang Yibo's world, once something belongs to him... It's his forever. .... the cover is not mine but from Pinterest, creadit goes to original owner.

Escaping school means Escaping Chaos that's what Lilly thought before running away from her home and enrolling herself into Prestigious School... But it was only her assumption before she met a chestnut guy , Student Council treasurer .. 'Yuri' Show some respect to your seniors," he said, leaning slightly closer. "I do. If there is one," I shrugged. "Oh? So do I look like a junior to you?" he asked, clearly annoyed. I write story based on Anime+ Wattpad I love writing Mystery or dark story with comical vibes , You gonna love it if you love kakegurui or Classroom of elite.

The virtual simulation is in too deep and full of secrets... Sink into the depths of the abyss All characters mentioned in the story are all original characters created and belongs to me! Show love and support on this throughout the chapters, characters, and stories.

Mace Windu, now leader of the Terminators, sends two deadly machines back in time to eliminate Anakin Skywalker before he can become Darth Vader. Palpatine, sensing the threat to his future apprentice, dispatches his own young protégé-Darth Maul, an unlikely guardian-to protect Anakin.

•So yeah definitely these are not mundane but they are real,not everything though as this is a half fictional and half my real life with friends •Dialogues and pics are mostly from pinterest •Do not copy •And be happy guysssssss

මෙම කතාංගය gl love story එකක් වන අතර නම් ගම් සියල්ල මනංකල්පිත වේ. (මෙය මාගේ පලමු නවකතාව වන අතර කතාවේ යම් යම් වැරදි තිබිය හැකි අතර ඒ වෙනුවෙන් සමාව ඉල්ලා සිටිමි) Start date: 2025.10.14

Sassy and solitary Lily Lockhart is determined to keep the Royal Grace sanctuary afloat and her life under control. Unfortunately, the animals have opinions, the stakes are high, and her feelings are getting dangerously inconvenient.

Imagine beautiful Sunday evening with f****** power rangers turned into a fight for my life . After Alexia fell through the ceiling and into jayden's room.His life went upside down now it's either he follows her or dies a very miserable death at the hands of blood thirsty people after Alexia's very own existence and any one she has crossed paths with.......... I mean if you were in this situation what would you do. Read the rest in the book

"You know why those rules are there, Alex. You're putting everything at risk. Again." Alex's eyes flashed with defiance, and he pulled me closer to him. "Fuck the rules," he growled, and before I could react, he slammed his lips to mine. ~~ Crestwood High Trilogy #2 ● SILVER BLAKE I've got one simple rule: Don't get too close. Boys think they can handle me, but they can't. They're all the same - weak, predictable, and disposable. I'm the one who calls the shots, and if you're lucky, I might just let you hang around for a bit. Alex Carter is everything I despise. Loud, energetic, fun - he's like a walking cliché. Thinks he owns the place just because he's got a charming smile and a trust fund. ● ALEX CARTER I'm the life of the party, the king of the night, and the one everyone wants to be. I'm the guy who walks into a room and instantly knows everyone's gonna have a good time. My parties are legendary, my friends are the best, and my charm's undeniable. Girls love me, guys want to be me, and I'm just living my best life. And then there's Silver Blake. She's like a dark cloud ruining my perfect sunshine. I've tried to get to know her, but she's always pushing me away. But I'm not giving up yet. ~ What happens when the party king & gothic queen surrender to desire? ~

Some misunderstandings last a lifetime. Others just need one more holiday to fix them. Sabrina Quinn has her plan for this holiday all worked out. Step one: Avoid Cole Sumpter. Step two: Definitely avoid Cole Sumpter. This plan flies out the window the moment she sees him, and her heart remembers the boy she spent so many of her happiest moments with. Cole-the boy with the sun-bleached hair, surfer smile, and the annoying ability to act like nothing in the world bothers him-hasn't joined their combined family holidays in 15 months. Which would be fine... if Sabrina didn't still remember exactly how their last holiday together ended-and how much it hurt. Now they're stuck together for one more holiday before their lives change forever. Sabrina is heading into her final year of high school, and Cole is about to start university. Between ridiculous arguments, awkward almost-moments, and a misunderstanding that refuses to die, Sabrina is starting to suspect something dangerous: Maybe Cole isn't as carefree as he pretends. And maybe their story is only just beginning.