Humours Stories

Heres a collection of my own personal poems that I write, as well as some sayings that I may have found, or written. Some are happy, some are sad. Enjoy! Note:All poems in this book are written by me unless otherwise stated. I would appreciate if you did not copy or use my poems without my consent. Thank you

Imma Quote The Life Out Of You Right Now

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how many of you scroll through comments while watching a video... or reading a book... here are some collection of hilarious comments that I have found on wattpad....

These short stories are really quick, touching, sad, happy, nerve wracking, you name it. Every chapter in this book is a new story, and they won't take that long to read. I'm not going to do authors notes so please remember to vote if you liked them and enjoy! ^^

Bonjour, voici un Rantbook de deux sœurs complètement tarées. Passez ici si vous voulez rigoler, on a toujours un truc drôle à dire!!

"Books are a uniquely portable magic." "A great book should leave you with many experiences, and slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading." "Books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life." This is a book full of quotes from inspirational novels and authors.

"𝕭𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖎𝖘 𝖗𝖊𝖉, 𝕸𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖈 𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖊𝖙𝖘 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖞𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜, 𝕻𝖆𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖜𝖍𝖎𝖙𝖊, 𝕬𝖓𝖉 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐, 𝕬 𝖈𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖋𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖒𝖞𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖞; 𝕬 𝖈𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖋𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖘, 𝕳𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞 𝖋𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖇𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖇𝖊𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖞𝖆𝖑; 𝕳𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞 𝖋𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖑𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑𝖙𝖞." "EVERYDAY IS A NEW PARADE!!!" .... "𝕽𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙....?"

"Remember the time you poured lemonade over my hair and made me cry for 2 straight hours during which all you did was laugh?"I asked , while he was holding my face in his hands and staring into my eyes with such intensity like he could see right into my soul. "Yeah I remember" he whispered while running his hands all over my face like it was the most precious thing he had laid his hands on. "I hated you then" I sighed. "Well the feeling was mutual" and then he crushed his lips on mine. Samantha, Alex and Noah had been friends since kindergarten or something similar to friends since they always fought and kept playing pranks on each other but never left each other's side. Their families have been friends since before they were born. With Alex and Noah being cousins they always hung out together but Samantha had to move away because of her dad's work. Now after 4 years of them not being in any contact whatsoever Samantha moves back to the town she grew up in. How is she suppose to mend broken friendships and possible broken hearts. With ego the sizes of the pacific ocean who will be the first to open up and stop beating around the blush.

Lou: j'AI FAIS DES COOKIES Léa: J'ARRIVE !!! /Auteur 1 Lou/ /Auteur 1 Léa/

Awkward heartbroken Isabella sees her ex in the park and decides to make a run for it to find by the nearest tree with her half eaten hotdog in her hand but her plans fail as she crashes into a hard body and passes out . She wakes up in her room ,her mom informs her that her ex Ted brought her back home .The following day is her first day at work where she is a waitress at Parkin hotel an establishment for the wealthy there she serves a table with genetically modified humans ,one looks up at her and says " It's you ketup girl ." ***Unedited***

My name is Hunt Rodriquez, there's nothing much to tell you about me, I'm the schools bad boy, sex god, prankster and manwhore, dickhead, is how everyone describes me in words, I mean yeah, I am most of them. I am a bad boy. I am a sex god. I do prank a lot of people. I get a lot of chicks. I act like a dickhead sometimes, but who doesn't. I'm only nice to people I like. For example, my friends, aka Chase, Dylan, Zach, Jonah, Ansel, Joe, Alec, and Alex. All my guy friends. This is a story about my new unexpected friends because of this 1 asshole of a new neighbour, Megan.

Galère en cours, anecdotes des vacances e plusieurs truc dont tout le monde s'en fout.... Venait dans mon monde.

Jk:"baby girl I know you are angry but... you are stuck with me and you have to deal with it" He received a glare from her. He chuckled at her , and then she stood up to leave from the place, but he pulled her back which made her to land on his lap. Jk:"complete your breakfast and go!" He ordered her in the most serious tone. Yn:"oh Mr jeon I don't have appetite to eat after seeing you" Jk:"but Mrs jeon you are not allowed to waste your food anymore for now.... complete your breakfast and go wherever you want!" Yn:"listen Mr jeon don't waste my time, I have lot of works to do" Jk:"ok mrs jeon complete this and go!" She then pushed him and went away saying: Yn:"don't ever force me Mr jeon" Making him damn mad.. ~*♥❇♣_________________________♣❇♥*~

~Book 1 of Worlds apart series~ "I'm all about what's right for me. That's why I have to let you go, Johnathan. I loved all of you and you were infatuated with me. Goodbye Johnathan goodbye." I stood there looking at his grave. I really did love him but that was not enough for the relationship I envisioned for us. Johnathan and I would have never worked or would have never lasted. This is me say goodbye to an old friend and first love. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Met Kelhani, she different and not usual different. Join her on a journey where she finds her self in mist of tragedy, betrayals and truths being exposed. Hop one a way train ride to dooms day.

When a young hero encounters a Griffin in the Paimpont forest he has a choice, to take the advice on gaining fame and fortune from the Griffin or to take the Griffins head and return to a villages praise.

This will help you get a sense of your horrible life.

Bailey is a sassy millennial who's convinced that The Good Place is overrated. But when she finds herself stuck in a terrible afterlife, she begins a journey of self-discovery that will change everything she thought she knew about morality. With the help of her demon friend Phil, Bailey explores the complexities of moral relativism and questions everything she's ever believed. Join Bailey on her journey of growth and self-discovery in this thought-provoking story that challenges conventional notions of good and bad. Philosophy-interested individuals can give this a try, it's free anyways~

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