Idiot Stories

​"A single smile cost me my heart,a second smile gave me back my own. He once told me I was beautiful when my laugh was real-not forced, not tensed, just a pure, belly-aching joy. ​But then the tide turned. Now, he says my voice irks him and my crooked teeth annoy him. He calls me a vampire, claiming my pale skin and unaligned smile do nothing but drain the joy from the room. It's funny-he thinks I'm the one sucking the life out of him, when he's the one who took the bite out of me.". 🖇️📍All copyright reserves to @Adhuni 2026

Le Soleil a disparu. À la place : du brouillard, une machine incontrôlable, des fourmis syndiquées très organisées, un robot-chien déclassé Airbus, une apprentie venue d'un autre monde, et un petit garçon qui appelle Roro "papa" sans aucune autorisation préalable. À l'Atelier Foufoufou, rien ne fonctionne normalement, mais tout fonctionne quand même. Roro le Brillant se proclame Maître de la Lumière, Bidulax perd puis retrouve sa certification (et son regard), Suzette frôle l'effondrement administratif, et Frénegonde apprend l'art du Kessessa comme on apprend une langue morte... en la criant très fort. Pendant que le brouillard s'installe, que le sol se creuse, et que le Vent semble vouloir revenir réclamer quelque chose, l'atelier continue de bricoler l'univers à coups de mousse expansive, de formulaires mal remplis et de décisions catastrophiques prises avec beaucoup trop d'assurance. Le Soleil reviendra peut-être. Mais les conséquences, elles, sont déjà là.

Uhm uhm..... Ready to dive in the enemies to lovers field...... Well buckle up bcoz this ride is going to be really dangerous yet playful 😌🥀 _________________________________________ ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️ ✨The first time Anaya Sharma and Arjun Singh crossed paths in college, peace died instantly. "Side ho jao," Arjun said, swaggering down the corridor. Anaya didn't even blink. "Tum ho jao. Tumhari ego bahut jagah le leti hai." He stopped. She walked past. Sparks. Irritation. Maybe attraction. But mostly irritation. Later in the library, they grabbed the same book. "Chhodo," Anaya said. "Tum chhodo," Arjun replied. They glared. The book suffered. Their hearts... maybe fluttered a little - but they would rather die than admit it. And that was the moment everyone understood: These two were destined to fight. And eventually... to fall. But not without chaos.✨ 💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫 #enemies to lovers #indian aesthetic #lots of love #chaotic fun #romantic #soft romance 💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫 Let's see what future our both buddies have......... 💚

✨ THIS STORY TELLS US ABOUT THE LEGENDARY STORY OF COCOWARTS SCHOOL OF COCONUTTERY AND DANCING 🥥🌴 ∗ 𝔽𝕠𝕣 𝕄𝕒𝕘𝕚𝕔 𝕚𝕤 𝕋𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕒𝕣𝕪, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 ℂ𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕦𝕥 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝔼𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕒𝕝. ∗

Honeymoons for werewolves aren't easy. You've got to worry about the changes, about food, about privacy, about the extensive damage bills caused during rough 'cuddles'... not to mention the kids. And on top of that, there's rumours about a disease spreading through all bitten werewolves? And Nick, Anne's mate, thinks he's twenty years younger again? Things were never simple with Nick. Now they're going to go to a whole new level of complicated. Nick, an American, and Anne, an Australian, have had a crazy three years. Met in New York, fell in love, Anne was kidnapped, assulted for ten months, and escaped. Somehow managed to keep pregnant between attacks, marriage, and hunting the bastard down that hurt her. On top of that, she had to come to terms with being a werewolf, and that it wasn't as fluffy, easy or sweet as some movies liked to make out. It was a pretty steep learning curve. Nick, her husband, has been making it easier. He isn't a high ranking werewolf, he isn't ever going to become an Alpha, and he is sometimes pretty clueless about things. She is more than happy with that. So they delayed their honeymoon for some pretty good reasons. But two years of 'hidden' groping and attempts at some private time while the toddlers are set onto unsuspecting family has gotten everyone more or less sick of it. So two weeks away should be fun. Right?

Amber and Jake are cousins, but you wouldn't tell by the way they feel about each other - pure loathing. But when Amber gets told she has to help Jake over a break-up, she says her friends go too, or no go. Once out in their cabin in a stormy area of Norway, a storm hits. Can they put their differences aside and struggle through the storm? Will there be romance on the cards? And will the sudden arrival of an old ememy cause pain?

(Completed) (Yt/N) is a NerdyDIY Channel. FNAF Cupcakes? Got it! Minecraft Plushies? Check! Cosplay? You know it! You love crafts and cooking, and you love your channel. The only problem? You cannot edit. At all. And your equipment is a little (a lot) outdated. When you ask your best friend Jess for advice she hooks you up with an amazing editor! Some guy named Max. You hope he isn't a total dork. ~~~ Some swearing (because it's Max, come on.) ~~~ Enjoy! :3

Guys this is just a joke. Please don't harass Srishti at school cuz of this im just making this to piss srishti off. All Rights Reserved.

Y/n Soma the worst Jujutsu sorcerer. Yet he has one of the strongest cursed technique. His life is forever changed when he meets a boy with pink hair.

Err...let's just say...don't fool around with a guy (while in art class and near primer...or what you think is primer) You might alter your life completely if you're like me, which isn't really a good thing...

Please don't read this lol

𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 " 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥. 𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵. 𝘐 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦. 𝘠𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘐 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘰𝘴. 𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘵. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘵. " 𝗦𝘆𝗹𝘃𝗶𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝘆𝗲𝘀 " 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘐 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯... 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵. "

Jeon Jungkook, a 28-year-old millionaire and an omega, was forced to marry his father's best friend's son who is also somehow his Junior from high school. " -And after 5 years we will get divorced and you may live your own life and marry whoever you want to." -JJK "....But...Sunbae.."- KTH " Taehyung, It seems I need to go now. Let's meet at Wedding day."-JJK Let's see what happens.

I, Kleah Walker have always quite been an outsider/popular kid in high school. I never quite fit into any groups you know the sluts, emos, nerds, populars, and freaks. The only reason I’m even considered popular is cause Luke Hunter, the quarter back of the football is my best friend and guys always consider me “hot” even though I don’t see it . I will admit I am good looking 5’6, brown eyes with an inside layer of a golden yellow (every person I meet says my eyes are so special and I will admit they are one of a kind), light brown luscious hair, and a slim body with curves in the right place, but I never had a boyfriend. It’s not like I’m not interested in guys, it’s just I mainly focus on my studies and mostly spend time with Luke. Luke has always been there for me since 7th grade when my former best-friend humiliated me in front of everybody, he was my shoulder to lean and from that day on we were like 2 peas in a pod. Luke is extremely popular, he had black spiked hair, hypnotizing blue eyes, muscular figure, and an amazing jawline. Plus every single girl is all over him, and its plain disgusting. Yeah, you might’ve figured out by the way I described him that I do like him. I didn’t always have feelings for him though, but as we grew closer I started to develop those “feelings”. However I would never tell how I feel because 1. It would totally ruin our friendship if he didn’t like me back (and I know he doesn’t like me back) 2. He’s a total player who never had a stable relationship in his entire life. He goes through girls like a baby goes through toys so what’s the point of telling him.

Dazai and Chuuya as always fighting, but maybe a stupid gesture changes something.

Aurora 17 year old. Being the captain of the football team and little miss perfect. Theo the schools Mr popular. Typical cocky,arrogant and smoking hot. What happens when they clash with each other? " You have some really bad habits bud. Breathing is one of them." I said. "What can I do? I breath for you baby" he said with smirk. "Don't you have somewhere to be, I don't know, like in front of a bus?" I said seriously. "Sure, but I would rather talk to you all day" he winked. He winked at me. Bloody winked. Idiot.

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would you even call this a "book"? it's more like an anonymous spill of all of my humiliation. yup.

BEWARE: All of these that I will post are very dumb. They were written 1 or 2 years ago, but a lot has changed since then. Feel free to laugh at me in the comments, I'm only posting these because I want to read them again, and I want you guys to have a laugh, I might delete these some time in the future, just because it doesn't really go with my theme.