Истории Idiots

Lisa stood a little taller, squaring her shoulders. "We skiff." "That's hot." Though she didn't laugh, Lisa's body relaxed, just a little. "It's quite cold actually, especially in open waters." "That's not what I meant." "I know it wasn't, I was just ignoring you." She gave Jennie a small smile. "What about you, Miss America? Unless you're the bouncy patriot who accidentally stumbled into Olympic hopeful territory?" Jennie stood as tall as she could, not expecting to have to show off that particular night. "I am bouncy, and hopeful, but definitely not by accident." She stuck her hand out, because she felt this draw to touch Lisa again. "Jennie Jane, defender for USA Women's Soccer." She took Lisa's hand tightly, a single eyebrow raised. "You're a defender?" ;or the one where they are Olympians ©️ story not mine, this is an adaptation. credits to the original author of this story.

The year is 1816 and Richard Gunningworth, the Earl of Penwood has decided that at the age nearly one and twenty, it is time for his daughter to find a husband... With Violet Bridgerton as her godmother and chaperone Sophie is sure to impress. For years everyone assumed Benedict would offer for Sophie, even with Sophie's brother Charles and Anthony giving him pointed remarks he still remains unaware of his true feelings towards his best friend... For Sophie, after 4 years of waiting for her best friend, who also happens to be the man she loves, to ask for her hand... she finally agrees to venture into London and make her bow to society. Where she immensely popular and everyone wants to know Lady Sophia Gunningworth When his heart and head finally catch up all Benedict can do is wonder is hope for the hopeless... but When a disaster strikes forcing hands can these two find their happily ever after?

After the raging battle between the powerhouses of Class D and C, Ayanokouji finds himself recovering from their fight. Out of shame, Ryuuen steps down from being Class C's tyrant. He yearns for revenge from the bottom of his heart. Their interactions become more frequent as Ryuuen continues to provoke Ayanokouji to lure him out of his hiding spot as the Mastermind of Class D. In Ryuuen's attempt to battle the hidden king, unnecessary feelings stir in his heart. More than just vengeance... **Weekly Updates

What did they find themselves into, An impulse and protective King which was also very oblivious and idiotic and yet strangely skilled, and a spy that carries lots of trauma and tries to cover it up with a mask to no be obvious to the king --- Or complete idiots that just have a lot of angst and somehow fall in love SHADOWPEACH

Just hyunjin and Lee know staring at 2 random strangers thinking they would never meet again but fate always has somthing in stock for them

Lydia Lupis had lived a terrible 14 years of life. She went to a school full of drug dealing thieves and gangs, lived in a shitty neighbourhood, had parents that didn't even give a shit about her to come home and a brother that treated her like absolute trash. The only half decent thing in her life was a stupid camp - Camp Rim of the World. Her brother Conrad gad a job there but instead of actually doing it, he just snogged any girl he could find, leaving Lydia to do his job for him. Lydia was never that much of a social person and usually spent most of her time at the camp either working or in her own cabin reading. Lydia expected these school holidays to be the same as every other, but what she didn't know was that these holidays were going to change her life. Aliens were taking over planet earth and after following three kids into the woods and meeting a strange boy, the fate of the world somehow rest in their hands. With her new found friends will they be able to save the world before humanity becomes extinct and will a curtain strange boy steal Lydia's heart or smash it into a million pieces? I do not own Rim of the World or its characters, im just adding my own character, a relationship between her and Gabriel and a few changes to the story to fit my character in. Everything else belongs to Netflix or whoever made it.

WORK IN PROGRESS | "as of now, you're an official jackass."

These are the dumbest tweets that I have seen or heard of. I got this idea from MostAmazing Top 10.

This is a book about living together with the Metallica boys (Cliff,Kirk,Lars,James). It is more like a imagine book,but always the same situation,like it doesn't follows a big background story,just living together with the four horseman of chaos

Isabella came home finally with her useless law degree at the age of 19 to come home and descover a new neighbor... Why did he move here and why does he seem not stop telling her that he will find what she is hiding even tho he is hiding things as well... But she can't get the guy with dark brown hair and dark blue eyes out of her mind is he really the one she can trust with her dark secret or is it just false hope... Aden found the most beautiful woman in his life and she won't trust him and he can't seem to understand why will it end up in flames or would he be her hero all while doing bull riding and trips to the hospital and family secrets that... Seems to pop up at your front door... Will love win or the dark of their past... A/N hope you enjoy this is my first story and this is unedit I am slowly editing it, and do not copy my work...

my favorite quotes and proverbs, most of them in English

#2 book ~~~~~~~~~ All of our lovely love dubby anime couples that we may- Wait a minute... It's not THOSE couples! It's those IDOITIC! Stupid ducking couples THAT SHouldnt exist! AND THAT THE STORY WOuldve been FINE IF THAT COUPLE DIDNt exist!!!! Here are My top 10 WORST anime couples OF ALL TIME!

2 idiots sharing a diary? ok ig - Iyri

"To say my brother is a positive addition to society would be a lie. I don't like lying much, so I'll stick to the truth. Reece is single handedly the most annoying person on this Earth- and he's a mute six year old. What I hadn't expected, however, was for his annoying-ness to actually indirectly benefit me." -Esther Garretson. Yesterday, she was having Pop Tarts for lunch. Now she's part of the biggest band in America- The Blacklisted VIPs, and all because her brother thought burgers weren't adequate for all meals. Then he got lost in the grocery store...and Esther bumped into her destiny. And so the musical journey begins.

☆ ONGOING ☆ ~ Gao Tu had resisted as long as he could, and he didn't even know why he'd tried so hard when he knew it didn't matter anyway. But it had been even more futile and harmful than he'd expected. Because when his health began to deteriorate, forcing him to adjust his inhibitor doses, Shen Wenlang had decided to push the limits, leaving him no option but to disappear.

Random rants about random stuff! I'm going to try my hardest not to talk about anything that could offend anyone, I want this to be enjoyable for everyone. If you don't agree with something I say, that's totally fine. I'm proud that you can stand up for what you believe in! Caution: some strong language. No surprise there, this is a rant book after all ^-^

Some people are born differently, Storm knew this. Some people are born smart, Storm knew this. Some people enjoyed the pain of others, Storm knew this. Then why was he so surprised to be the target of his home town? Storm did not know this. Storm, Emily and Alex Slight, children born of Maria and Jacob Slight, are faced with the truth head on. The townsfolk didn't like people that were different, they were willing to go to extreme lengths to terminate them. The townsfolk didn't like people that were smart, they were willing to go to extreme lengths to terminate them. "The world is full of idiots. Idiots who take pleasure in snuffing out the few smart people on this earth." ▫▫▫ Characters and story belongs to me, cover image taken by someone on Tumblr.

my friends being absolute idiots

This is the second of two collaboration books written by @Animalsandadjectives and myself. Be sure to read both our stories, or you will undoubtedly become lost. Basically, she wrote chapter one in her character's POV, I wrote chapter two in my character's POV... And so on. Her book covers all of the odd numbered chapters, (1, 3, 4, etc.) while mine covers all the even. (2, 4, 6, etc.) ~*~ When Anthoni Louis mysteriously moves from her home in London, England, her arch nemesis, Savanna Jackson, tracks her down. She ends up dragging poor Anthoni along on an adventure that could change the two female sociopaths forever... With a little help from a certain Consulting Detective and his friend. Good luck, and STAY AWAY FROM THE YELLOW SKITTLES.

In which Baekhyun hates smokers and Chanyeol always talks about how perfect cigarettes after sex is. What Baekhyun doesn't know is the band named so and what Chanyeol doesn't know is that Baekhyun isn't into western music. Note: I do not own the name used for title and/or of any of the characters names used in the story.