Idiots Stories

All she wanted was to watch epic battles between powerful gods and legendary humans. That's it. She binged Record of Ragnarok, loving the action, the dramatic face-offs, and the insane powers. The gods-like Thor and Poseidon-were majestic, and the human fighters-like Adam and Kojiro Sasaki-were a whole vibe. She loved it all. But when it ended, she had no idea what to do with herself. So, like any true fan, she dived into fanfiction. Tragic love stories? Absolutely. Forbidden ships between gods and warriors? Definitely. Emotional chaos? She gobbled it all up. Then she found that fanfic. The one where every character-gods and humans alike-died tragically. No happy endings, just heartbreak. Naturally, she roasted it. "I could write a better story with my eyes closed." Well, be careful what you say at 3 a.m. The next thing she knew, she was pulled straight into the world of Ragnarok. A woman labeled as the "villainess" (but more of a background character from the original) with dark magic and a terrible fate waiting for her. Enter: the System. A sarcastic, clingy voice in her head that's more like an annoying sibling than a helpful guide. Her mission? Stay alive. Don't get caught up in the drama. Keep her distance from the gods and human warriors. But fate? Fate didn't get the memo. Now, the gods and the human fighters-who were supposed to fall in love with each other-are tripping over themselves to win her attention. Flirting in the middle of battles. Sending gifts during war councils. Declaring their love like she's the greatest prize. The ships? Sinking faster than a sinking ship. The plot? Wrecked beyond repair. The girl who just wanted to survive? Out of her depth. Welcome to Ragnarok, where the gods and humans are falling for her, and the "villainess" is accidentally collecting lovers like it's her full-time job.

The weirdest shit you will ever see.

What if after being in the Tower so long, he finally accepts joining them or just staying around. That's why I wrote this, for our fucked little minds✨️ I have school so this will not be regularly updated.

Walking alone in the morning to get to my class. I didn't expect three things to happen: #1- I get kidnapped. #2- The people who kidnapped me are idiots #3- I get free tacos What could go wrong? Oh yeah... Everything. REWRITTEN VERSION OF KIDNAPPED BY IDIOTS - V1

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What did they find themselves into, An impulse and protective King which was also very oblivious and idiotic and yet strangely skilled, and a spy that carries lots of trauma and tries to cover it up with a mask to no be obvious to the king --- Or complete idiots that just have a lot of angst and somehow fall in love SHADOWPEACH

Just some drarry oneshots ig I won't be updating a lot though I will try to Disclaimer: i do not own the Harry Potter franchise (obviously) jk Rowling does. And I do also not own the cover art or any art in this book unless I say otherwise. I believe the artist of the cover art is alek.dar on instagram Also this is a very VERY much gay one-shot book Most of these are like really short. I think they're somewhat close to being called drabbles? Not sure. There might be some incorrects in here to so...uh yea.

The title is self explanatory, Transformers Prime written by idiots Expect a lot of chaos, crack, and some special jokes This will mainly feature the Decepticons, because my brother and I, majority of the time, enjoy them more This will be an AU\abriged type of thing that my brother and I made

So I thought "I'm a pretty stupid person" So I might as well write about it

Team S is one of the best teams in Stars , their leader "Emeralds eyes" is known for her strength , courage,beauty and her huge love for cookies , yeah you read right . but here comes what is truly tricky she must follow the murderer of her beloved teacher , he is a drug dealer , a very dangerous one , his last moves show he is inside a high school , so her brothers and she went there , what she didn't know is that being a high high school student is way more difficult than being an agent , especially when you fall in love with a muffin lover . please support this story in the Watty Awards :)

"y'know. you're kinda pretty." Sanji drunkenly slurred as Zoro turned to face him. his mouth agape in surprise. "What...?" Sanji asked, not knowing Zoro's face was already secreted in a cherry-colored red. ---------------------------- hi so, this I my first book, I hope it's at least somewhat enjoyable.

Pick up

when lily's life is turned upside down after her parents death she has to go and live with her best friend and her mom.though she is happy with the idea what she didn't know is that her best friend had 5 brothers. will this be a romance or a brothers conflict ( warning there is language not sutible for kids but who cares anyways as the story progresses i was think of it going to r so you have been warned)

𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚎𝚑 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢

this is a book me and @NonbinaryAugust made^^ like the titles says,its me and August being chaotic brothers!

Good Omens fanfiction. Post-apocalypse. Aziraphale has to convince Crowley that he deserves to be loved. Hurt/Comfort, angst, romance. One-Shot.

While in the bus on the way back to London after the near-Apocalypse, Crowley is drowning in a sea of emotions while also battling a deep feeling of emptiness. Aziraphale notices and tries to help. Aziraphale/Crowley at the end. Hurt/Comfort, angst, fluffy ending. Rated T.

Just a Light academia tomboo fic ;-;

Good Omens fanfiction. Crowley tries everything he can, from reading books to learning human magic to trying to foods, to make Aziraphale love him. When Aziraphale shows and asks what he's doing, Crowley asks what he needs to do to be loved. Language warning. One-Shot.

A story about two close friends who fall in love with each other.