Idiots Stories

Michaela has no interest in fairytales, love stories, happy endings, or anyone for that matter. She's not the type who watches any and all rom-coms without making it an internal mission to critique the "happily ever after" fantasy and the idiotic belief in the "meant to be." Michaela prefers the company of books and her tiny, carefully curated group of friends to the social insanity of her high school years, but as fate would have it, that's all about to change. It begins with the letters that mysteriously appear in her locker, her bag, and her home, from a boy who somehow knows far more about her than he should. They're corny and embarrassing in the best way, but... sweet nonetheless. Bella, her boys- obsessed best friend, and Lyra, the housemate who lives a life filled with secrets which Michaela inevitably uncovers are a constant source of entertainment, followed by Sam, the most annoying person Michaela has ever met and Lee, the boy who claims to no longer be in her life, despite her ever beating heart telling her otherwise. Michaela's sharp-tongued world begins to unravel, and it's becoming clear that it might be time for her to finally let somebody in.

When Kiyoshi Hishikawa arrives in Japan from Canada, he plans to keep his head down and his heart guarded. Quiet, distant, and seemingly untouchable, he moves through school like a shadow. Until he meets with Sora Kichiro, a boy who shines too brightly to ignore. Sora is everything Kiyoshi is not - Amnimverted, endlessly friendly, loud in laughter and careless joy. Where Kiyoshi keeps walls, Sora leaves doors wide open. Against all odds, the two become inseparable But beneath Sora's easy smiles and boundless energy lies something carefully hidden. Something that doesn't show in his jokes, or his warmth, or the way he pulls Kiyoshi back into the world when he drifts too far away. ☆🌌🐈‍⬛☀️🥟🐚🎨

Upon their first meeting, orchestrated by a mutual friend, Vena and Raider are instantly at each other's throats, constantly belittling and mocking each other. But once their mutual friend starts acting strange, disappearing at random times without reason, always in a rush, the bitter duo is left to grapple with the possibilities and implications of his behavior. Through time, they discover the secrets their friend has been hiding-and learn more about each other too...

Lando Norris only had to survive one wedding. Instead, he woke up in Vegas... married to Oscar Piastri. His rival. His problem. His husband. What started as tequila-fueled chaos and a stupid bet is now very real-and very public. With no easy way out, they're forced to fake their way through a marriage neither of them wanted. But between the bickering, the tension, and a few too many almost moments... Pretending starts to feel a little too real.

Apparently, the overwhelming success of the "Bad Buddy" series three years ago had set the bar high, and after a year-long break, GMMTV was eager to capitalize on the chemistry between the two stars. Little did they know that a surprise was brewing behind closed doors-one that would forever change the course of their lives. GMMTV had suggested a new project: a romantic comedy featuring Ohm and Nanon as a deeply in-love couple. However, the twist was a shotgun wedding that would occur at the start of the show. He and Nanon, of all people. Did the management know that he and the other man weren't exactly on good terms? That they had completely thrown each other out of each other's lives? That they had ceased communicating, and the interaction at the Starlympics was just casual and held no meaning at all? A/N: Cross-posted in AO3 under Enigma_KnowsNoEnd

Brooke Rider is just not an ordinary girl. She has been worked for OSI, FBI and currently MI6. Being a Spy is all she have left. Her parents and her partner died doing it, so why not her? After many unfortunate events that been 'followed' her every single day, she decided to made her last request from her MI6 boss, M, to give her one last mission before she retires, even she's only 17. On one unexpecting day, she has been called for her duty. She was hired to protect The One Direction after their bodyguard, Paul, broke his leg, terribly. But can Brooke protect them from fans or even One Direction's enemy? Can she uncover the truth about her beloved partner's death? Will she have an adventure that she will not expect? Find out in: THE LAST MISSION By A.Suhana

Donnie is huge, and Casey likes the size difference... So what happens when Donnie notices Casey staring a bit too much? An intense make out session on his lab desk, thats what.

She's his best friend's little sister. Which means she's completely off-limits. Charles Leclerc has always known one rule: don't cross the line with Pierre Gasly's sister. Especially not Gabrielle-the girl who's been nothing but trouble since the moment they met. Because they don't get along. They argue. They push each other's buttons like it's a sport. Until one night changes everything. What starts as tension turns into something neither of them can control-stolen glances, accidental touches, and a secret they can't afford to keep. She's forbidden. He's not supposed to want her. And if Pierre finds out... it's over. But the line between hate and love? They've already crossed it.

kids being idiots

Old enough to learn how to love. The Queen invites Lloyd for weekly picnics to make up for coming to her only when he needs her. She wants to invite him to have a casual conversation but doesn't know what to propose, so she asks him over for tea. "Join me for tea tomorrow after lunch, Lloyd Frontera" "Your majesty?" "You heard me" "Yes, your majesty, I did" "So?" He grumbles for a second "I'll come, your majesty " "Tsk, it's an invitation, you only come visit when you need me, so make up for it" "I'm deeply sorry, your Majesty" "Just come"

Different oneshots centered around the Batfamily and friends, coworkers & co in the DC universe. Some may be connected others may not be. Hope you like them and if you hate some of the ships, don't read it. Don't start hating please.

"I like it when you hold me tight / You make me feel nice / The green in your eyes / Makes me feel warm inside".

Worm

Panic is the best emotion to worry about. (Implied MoonLillie) (I'm surprised I wrote something without curse words for once...eh enjoy ~Rennenae)

❝ Jason! Your fucking drunk! ❞ some idiot yelled loudly at the drunk raven-haired boy. ❝ I'm not fucking drunk! fuck off asshole! ❞ the drunken boy cursed loudly as he sits down on the floor as tears stream down his face. ❝ Dude... You're a mess, get up and stop crying, ❞ The person said, chuckling a little at the drunk boy named Jason. ❝ fuck off... Let me cry ❞ Jason mumbled sadly, tears still streaming down, ❝ Drunk on depression... Idiot ❞ {Jordy}

Marianna Blade Summers has spent her whole life living under the watchful eye and apprenticeship of her grandfather, the Keeper of the Books (or better known as the Book Keeper). Besides him and her animal best friend, she lives in complete solitude, causing her to want nothing more than to see and experience the outside world. Her chance soon comes but, at a cost. Soon after discovering the outside world she meets a mysterious stranger and is pulled into a dangerous adventure, deep rooted in mystery and confusion. But, at least she has the books of the outside world she's memorized since she was a kid, right?

shitfic of me, luci, and my lovely s/o bleach hi il;y , u wont get it so idk brobro dude. CREDITS TO LUCIFER FOR THE COVER CREDITS TO BLEACH FOR THE IDEA WRITTEN BY JEBUS/OWEN TW FOR SWEARING , MURDER , AND BRAIN MATTER TALK

Jiang yanli, an old name she's had ever since she was born. The name seems familiar to her more than that, she is cursed with dreams of a young woman and a young man in gold robes, falling deeply in love then dying. She can't help but feel a tug of attachment to them and wonder who they are, until she stumbles across a boy with those same charming eyes.

Young, dumb, broke high school kids.

Two idiots, two watches. What can possibly go wrong?