Idiots Stories

Lando Norris only had to survive one wedding. Instead, he woke up in Vegas... married to Oscar Piastri. His rival. His problem. His husband. What started as tequila-fueled chaos and a stupid bet is now very real-and very public. With no easy way out, they're forced to fake their way through a marriage neither of them wanted. But between the bickering, the tension, and a few too many almost moments... Pretending starts to feel a little too real.

Yuan Hong never expected to become jealous of his own dog. But when Zhao Shaoshang insists on calling the puppy "Xiao Yuan," every affectionate word leaves him wondering-hoping-that, just once, it might be meant for him instead. What begins as a harmless joke slowly becomes impossible to ignore, forcing Yuan Hong to confront feelings he's spent far too long pretending not to have.

She's his best friend's little sister. Which means she's completely off-limits. Charles Leclerc has always known one rule: don't cross the line with Pierre Gasly's sister. Especially not Gabrielle-the girl who's been nothing but trouble since the moment they met. Because they don't get along. They argue. They push each other's buttons like it's a sport. Until one night changes everything. What starts as tension turns into something neither of them can control-stolen glances, accidental touches, and a secret they can't afford to keep. She's forbidden. He's not supposed to want her. And if Pierre finds out... it's over. But the line between hate and love? They've already crossed it.

Upon their first meeting, orchestrated by a mutual friend, Vena and Raider are instantly at each other's throats, constantly belittling and mocking each other. But once their mutual friend starts acting strange, disappearing at random times without reason, always in a rush, the bitter duo is left to grapple with the possibilities and implications of his behavior. Through time, they discover the secrets their friend has been hiding-and learn more about each other too...

Asher Blackwood moved to a small town named Maplecrest. On his way to school he stops at a coffee shop where a stranger steals his coffee. And this stranger just so happens to go to the same school. Will this stranger not only steal his coffee but also his heart?

Yuan Hong and Zhao ShaoShang might still be figuring out what exactly is happening between them, but their families have already made all the important decisions. When two powerful fathers discover that their sons have gone on a date, they immediately join forces to protect their future son-in-law and ensure their happiness. The only problem? No one bothered to ask the two people actually involved what they wanted.

Soft teen SKK, the tale of two teenage boys who met and where their relationship takes them. Dazai has a crush on Chuuya but Denys it bc he always saw himself as straight. It's a story of Self discovery, mental health. And more:3

Las vacaciones se acercaban y, con ellas, la peor época para los padres, especialmente para los solteros. Clark siempre estaba ocupado, desde la muerte de Louis el trabajo y el estrés se habían duplicado, sin tiempo para casi nada hacía malabares entre cuidar de sus hijos, su propio trabajo en el Daily Planet y las tareas del hogar, lo que normalmente lo dejaba con mucho cansancio y muy pocas horas de sueño. Sin contar que ahora dependían solo de su sueldo y los recibos apilados en la mesa de la cocina no paraban de aumentar. Bruce vivía de los excesos, o viviría de los excesos si su exesposa no hubiera intentado quitarle todo en el divorcio, todo excepto la custodia de los niños, esa la había rechazado en el primer momento; tampoco quería una custodia compartida, de ser por ella no habría vuelto a ver a su hijo después del divorcio; cosa que hacía porque había sido la única condición de Bruce para acceder a mantenerla. Thalia gastaba tanto como se le antojaba siempre y cuando pasara con Damian al menos un fin de semana completo al mes. Ryan Taylor era un amigo de Bruce, no la clase de amigo con el que tenía conversaciones profundas o al que invitaba a desayunar los domingos a su casa, pero sí la clase de amigo que sabía suficiente sobre su divorcio como para que Bruce terminara sabiendo suficiente sobre su vida amorosa. Bruce era para Ryan la clase de amigo a la que le regalas tus vacaciones familiares pagadas porque tu ex decidió que no quería realmente volverse tu quinta esposa o la madrastra de tus maravillosos cinco hijos. Ahora Bruce tenía unas vacaciones pagadas en África, cuatro niños muy ansiosos y un mejor amigo estresado. Era la receta para el desastre. ___________________________________________________________ O... una adapatación de la película "Luna de Miel en Familia" o "Blended" de Adam Sandler

After their return from the tournament of elements the ninja are left to deal with ninjagos Latest criminal Grey phantom. Every time they believe that she is within reach she slips out she was a real pain in their ass. But is the grey phantom just lowlife criminal or is there more to her than what meets the eye. Now faced with a problem they can't get out of they find themselves seeking the alliance of the grey phantom. Will they be able to fight the evil forces threatening them or will they fall in perish? Trigger warnings *Foul language *trauma *Self harm *Description of violence and abuse.

A girl named Beatrice earned powers. This may be a one shot but I don't know.

Gladion x moon fic A lot of this is kinda outdated and I recommend looking at just the stuff that says "[CH]"

Two space soldiers with no training. What could go wrong?

"Hello, dear audience, I hope you feel welcomed and enjoy this book. It's about dumb childhood stories told by Dunkin and I." "Wait, don't you mean dumb childhood stories told by me and Dunkin?" "This is literally the intro why are you messing it up, already?" "I AM NOT!!" "Yes, you are!" "Ugh! Shut up, Taydra." "And this is why mom doesn't fricken love you." "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY FUCK!" "QUIEN DIJO ESO!??" "Fue Dunkin, Ma!" "What a snitch- TIA CARMEN LO SIENTO! NO! NO! LA CHANCLA NOOOOOOO-"

Lately, Keith has been feeling pretty sick. He doesn't know why - knowing that it's not the flu - so he decides to ask Allura if there are any space sicknesses. Pidge being Pidge answers the question (even though Keith didn't ask her) saying that there are only a little bit of sicknesses in space. So with the help of TeChNoLoGy & Câkê, they figure out Keith's sickness & his cure. But... How is he supposed to confess his true feelings to Lance? How is going to do it without getting embarrassed? Welp, we're going figure it out! I do want to say that there are times that Keith will be overthinking & might cry (a little). I just wanted to warn y'all 😀✋ Started: 3 - 9 - 2020 Finished: ????

Itachi Uchihas story is one of the most devastating ones in all of anime history, hands down. I think we can all agree on that. To be honest, I am still sobbing. 💮 Now, Twenty years later, one Sarada Uchiha is grappling with her own place in ninja society. Two years have passed since the day Boruto was branded a traitor. No one remembered the truth, except for her, and she had no idea why she was the exception. Was it because of the Mangekyo? Slowly, the circumstances of Borutos disappearance were eating away at her. Just as she thought, she couldn't take it anymore, she was sent on a mission to the Land of Demons with her old teammate, Mitsuki. The same one, that hasn't spoken to her since Borutos disappearance. Of course, there they had to fight a fucking demon. Oh! And time travel was apparently very much possible. Follow Sarada into the madness. 💮 A/N: Naruto doesn't belong to me, it's Kishimotos. Please don't copy my work - it's a crappy move, OK? Thanks ;)

While in the bus on the way back to London after the near-Apocalypse, Crowley is drowning in a sea of emotions while also battling a deep feeling of emptiness. Aziraphale notices and tries to help. Aziraphale/Crowley at the end. Hurt/Comfort, angst, fluffy ending. Rated T.

- Have 16 years old and a babysitter is very shameful. But what if the babysitter look like a supermodel? .Then everything is different . To add problems, there friends, a lot of trients, dont always do the best things or in the best way. Do you fall in love with us? ♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡ This is a translate for a novel in spanish if you wanna read the original the autor is Chispiita46 If you wanna make a adaptation write me a message I hope that you enjoy the novel All the love ♥

me and my friend being retards

Yeah these are just things that annoy me. If you do these things, don't be offended; I have a very high temper! Let me just get this out: annoying people annoy me. Stupid people annoy me. Inanimate objects annoy me.

The story of the day he beat Chad. A true story. Truly.