Ineffablehusbands Stories

I am not emotionally recovered from the season 2 ending so here. Major season 2 spoilers!!!!

Random AU's for the Ineffable Husbands that either come out of my mind or got inspired by other AU's in the community (if that is the case, I'll specify from where and who the original AU came from). Chapter lengths may vary from very short to very long, I don't plan on giving myself a minimum or maximum word count for this. Even if one goes on for very long and probably should be broken up into several parts, I'll refrain from doing so, to keep it as a literal one-shot. So this should be fun. (Book says "Completed", but that will only be official when the line below says "Word Count" and not "Current Word Count". If it still has "Current", that means there's still more AU ideas I haven't gotten to, but will someday. If you like how I write the ineffable spouses, add this book to your library so you're notified when a new one-shot comes out!) Current Word Count: 341,200 (59 one-shots)

Crowley finds himself stuck in prison in Venice after a the beginning of a job gone wrong. He had expected to go through the trial process, be convicted, and perform some sort of miraculous escape that would leave the locals telling stories for the next few decades. What he had not expected however, was Aziraphale to get him out of the dungeon with a rather odd request: join him at the palace of Duke Enrico Dandolo of the Republic of Venice. Well, what sort of demon would he be to refuse a temptation like that?

This may be a Drabble thing or a story, I dunno yet.

Gotta warn you, it's long and it's most likely sad. And I couldn't think of a better title so shsshshshshshhshhhs

So as my "Ask Sun and Moon!" went SO well, I was thinking to start a Good Omens version. You can ask any questions you wish to ANY character you wish. Following lure that's on screen...and maybe a few personal things. I'll also do holiday specials, ect ect. Just comment, ask a question, and I'll respond! CHARACTERS DO NOT BELONG TO ME! If any questions are mature (I have to put this here, My Ask Sun and Moon one had...rather INTERESTING QUESTIONS) I will add a disclaimer. NO ART, CHARACTERS, OR STUFF BELONGS TO ME!

Our story begins with the heinous murder of a well known regular at the bookshop, a philanthropist by the name of Wilson B. Carlton. He is the first of the many horrific murders that were to come over the span of only a few days... all of the victims were found with the same hideous claw marks all over... Some say it was a rampant beast, others say it was the devil. Soon enough the angel Aziraphale decides that this cannot go on any longer, stating that he will find the culprit and put an end to their reign of bloodshed. But of course, Crowley cant let his Angel go alone into the jaws of the ineffable danger that awaits, therefore decides to join him on what may become both a wacky and thrilling adventure to track down their potentially ethereal culprit and end their murder spree. None of the characters belong to me (except for a few side characters) !! They are from Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

yeah um just gonna do some fluff or just dorky short story things when I'm bored, bc I'm feeling really unmotivated for my current novelish fanfic prob gonna change the cover to, I'm just making this so that I remember to do these sometimes also in my opinion, ineffable husbands is the perfect Ace relationship, so no smut or anything, it really makes me uncomfortable, especially for these characters ttyl gays🏳️‍🌈 AUs: descriptions are in the part labeled 'AU folder' almost omens-🕒 vanished omens-🌫 magic omens-🔮

Alternate Universe where our favorite husbands are humans in highschool.

A new angel is sent to monitor the humans and report back to Heaven as a replacement for Aziraphale. Despite pretending so well, and doing such a good job of fitting in with the humans for quite awhile now, she slips up, and reveals her identity when she senses such an immense amount of love in someone that she just can't believe it. "You are so loved!" She shouts at the person she feels this from, before running away stuck in her jealousy. This left Aziraphale to ponder why there was another angel on Earth, but he figures it out quickly. What he does have trouble with, is figuring out who in his 6,000 years could have loved him so much that it throws off an angel in disguise. Which is Crowley's cue to panic. Warning: they're both dumbasses. Also, lots of fluff. Wrote them based off of Show!GoodOmens and not Book!GoodOmens, but I do have some headcannons in here based off of the book Highest Ranks: 1 in adamyoung 28 in crowley 1 in aziraphale 1 in ineffablehusbands 1 in goodomens 1 in neilgaiman 1 in anathemadevice 1 in aziraphalexcrowley 1 in crowleyxaziraphale 1 in thethem

Crowley has a terrible nightmare, but his family is there for him.

Good Omens themed oneshots. Mainly containing angel and demon duo, Aziraphale and Crowley, because I am obsessed with them so why not. Although other characters will also be included. Just a load of random drabbles that I write when I'm bored. Warning, they won't be any good and updates might be slow. (All rights go to the two amazing authors Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett)

Biological family doesn't always mean everything. Biological family can hurt you, break you, mock you, or leave you. Blood doesn't always mean everything. True family isn't defined by blood, but rather by true love that can never be taken or forsaken. Warlock Dowling was more than happy to receive the news that Nanny Ashtoreth and Brother Francis are willing to take him and raise him as their own. Although, he did receive a rather large shock upon learning the identity of his former nanny and gardener. But that doesn't really matter, all that matters is that Warlock has the family he always wanted. With adventures that only God could have though up and romances that have been boiling for centuries, the small little town of Tadfield is in for an awakening that no one expected. And sometimes, the unplanned things are the best.

Dear Good Omens fandom, I dedicate this story to you as a consolation while we wait for more official content.

also known as: the nice and accurate adventures of vivienne, archangel while aziraphale was giving away his celestial weapon, vivienne was eating of the forbidden fruit. as crowley put it, they couldn't empty a pail of water if the instructions were on the bottom. these are their adventures. ✿ this story features an original character but can be read as a reader-insert ✿

Crowley and Aziraphale look at the stars and talk about stuff Oh, and they kiss (Can also be found on my Tumblr (somerandomdutchartist/somerandomdutchfangirl) or my ao3 (SomeRandomDutchFangirl)) [I don't own the cover picture or the characters]

Aziraphale x Crowley

A bunch of characters from my various fandoms interacting with one another on Instagram! *** FANDOMS: • Harry Potter • Good Omens (mostly based on the series) *** SHIPS: • Drarry (Draco x Harry) • Romione (Ron x Hermione) • Nuna (Neville x Luna) • Ineffable husbands (Crowley x Aziraphale) *** New fandoms, characters, and/or ships may (and probably will) be added as I go along. If you want a certain character, ship, or even fandom to be added, feel free to message me and I'll see what I can do! *** Mandatory disclaimer: The wizarding world and the characters, locations, plots, etc associated with it are the work of JK Rowling. Good Omens and the characters, locations, plots, etc associated with it are the work of Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. If any of these were mine, I can almost guarantee I would have better things to do than to be writing terrible fanfictions on Wattpad

"Angel?"

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 1 AND 2 OF GOOD OMENS! Hey, sad omens! Come with me as I lick the wounds inflicted by Neil Gayman. This story starts out right at the moment in the first image, just before Aziraphale goes up to heaven. Everything that canonically happens after that is basically thrown out the window here. This story is going to get spicy (next part!) but it's definitely more of a slow burn. This was originally 3 parts in my head and now, if I pushed myself it could easily be 10+. I'm brand new to this fandom and I'm in too deep if you're reading this send help. Just to clarify a couple things - I know they're not actually "real" men, but the term is occasionally useful here. I also couldn't really find anything conclusive on uh.. Certain bodily functions and/or anatomy, but again, the default of human male anatomy is useful to further the plot. I appreciate your suspended beliefs here, because I won't lie it was difficult to write human attributes to supernatural beings. Just roll with it for the sake of the smooches like I do, yeah? Anyway, I hope there's someone out there who finds this entertaining, as I've had so much fun with the story so far. Thanks for taking the time to check this out and enjoy! (special thanks to Chopin, TVU, Hozier, Queen, MM, MCR, the Good Place, Twitter and Tumblr fandom, as well as Neil Gaiman, Michael Sheen and David Tennant for fleshing out their characters. I do not own any of the images used for this, they're ones found on Twitter or Google.)