Ineffablehusbands Stories

My alternative take of these scenes/the near-ending of the 6th episode (and that one from the 5th). I got a 'what if' in my head after I heard these lines: "I just need to find a receptive body. It's harder than you think. I just need to find a body...pity I can't inhabit yours." To which MY mind added his response: "Why not? Who said you can't? I'm right here, Aziraphale. Take me."

Crowley and Aziraphale part ways after Crowley finally admits his feelings for the angel. But it would be naive to think the two beings could simply stay out of each other's way, when it's so obvious (and canon!) that they like each other. Some even suggest they're in love. - - - a silly little fix-it-story as a fast way to cope with the ending to the second season. originally uploaded in august 2023, entire rewrite in late 2025 / early 2026. not my cover art.

This was supposed to be from October 18th to October 25th, hyping up the fact that filming for S2 started in October. Unfortunately, I only found out the day before the event started, while in the middle of the semester. Didn't stop me from making stuff for it though. Took way longer than I wanted, but I did it, so I count it as a win! (Every chapter after the index will be a separate AU based on the prompts given for each day. Once again, I'm not giving myself a minimum for each one shot. Also, this is one of those things where the fic title will be said somewhere within the fic, cuz I'm cheesy like that, so keep an eye out for that. Also: Art used as reference on day 6 is by gingerhaole on Twitter and Instagram, because I love her butch lesbian look for Aziraphale. Art used as reference on day 7 is by Whiteley Foster on Twitter and Instagram and doubles as part of her "Write This In Your Style" event!) Word Count: 20,000 (8 one-shots)

♡ Angel and Demon worth protecting ♡ :-:-:-: Deolziel was once a reputable Guardian Angel, respected and honoured. Fired from her duty for more than a century, she thought she'll never be appointed to protect and guide any soul ever again. Until one day, there's a quiet little messy bookshop in London Soho and there's a shiny Bentley parked in front of it. A couple of wine bottles and a few shedded feathers. Deolziel was put back on Guardian duty and it's not as easy as dealing with humans. Two angels, one demon, a dark past, many wine bottles, and a baby rubber plant who usually shakes in fear. Wonder what could happen.

I am very sad as I just got into good omen and they are already broken up. So here are abunch of angsty/cute onshots that may or may not have to do with our Ineffable husbands. Sorry if Aziraphale and Crowley are written bad I'm still learning how to write them.

Just some oneshots you might like! ;)

As Aziraphale struggles to come to terms with missing Crowley, the Metatron suggests he use one of heavens gadgets the 'stargazer' machine which can simulate any situation Aziraphale can dream up. in an attempt to practice his apology, Aziraphale gets stuck in a loop of rejection from his demon. Finally when he solves the apology equation he is so happy, he starts to forget its a simulation and nothing is real. As the simulation sucks out Aziraphales life force to stay working, Crowley is back on Earth struggling with hallucinations of his angel, haunting him at all hours. Will Aziraphale be able to tell reality from imagination or will he get stuck in the fake paradise? Will he be able to say goodbye to a perfect life to save himself or will he let himself die just to stay with the simulations version of Crowley? And if they do see each other again, can they both find their way back to fact instead of fiction? this story is finished and not rated mature but if we really feel like we want one, I can write a spicy chapter at the very end. lmk and tell me how yall wanna end this! Hope you enjoy ;).

2026. Aziraphale, morose d'une vie sans attrait au Paradis, apprend que Crowley a été fait prisonnier par l'archange Michael et le Metatron. Pour l'annihiler. Mais Aziraphale aura-t-il le courage de mettre un terme à la vie de son compagnon, et par la même occasion à cet amour croissant depuis 6000 ans ? Pendant ce temps, Crowley, qui a vécu à la librairie avec Muriel ces trois dernières années, est terrorisé de revoir Aziraphale. Oui, bon, désolé.e, je suis nul.le pour les intros, mais c'est vraiment bien, hein ? Et c'est drôle, et gnagnagna, et gnagnagna... Oh, et, pour être honnête, étant athée, je n'ai que des notions réduites de la religion chrétienne. Et encore une chose, j'apporte ma propre personnalité dans les leurs. Et je fais des monologues entre eux, basés sur mes propres analyses de leur relation, de la série, tout ça. ET je crée deux trois trucs qui ne sont pas vrais- BREF LA PLUPART DES TRUCS NE SONT PAS DU TOUT À PRENDRE AU SÉRIEUX PAR RAPPORT À LA RELIGION OU QUOI QUE CE SOIT, HEIN ? Beaucoup de headcanons. Voili voilou 😊👍 TW : Évocation de tentative de suicide Évocation d'agression sexuelle Malgré que cette histoire ne soit pas classée mature (du moins pas encore), il y a certaines scènes peut-être un peu crues, je suppose :)

He searched for it afterwards. When the land was dry again, the Ark sitting safely on the highest peak of the mountains of Ararat. The rainbow spanning over the celebrating humans and animals alike was beautiful. Noah and his family cheered and praised the Lord for their salvation, for delivering the boat and all its passengers safely and soundly. No one seemed to care that there would have been no need for saving if their precious God hadn't decided to drown the rest of the world on an Almighty Whim, but who was Crowley to question anything. ~oOo~oOo~oOo~ Or, the one where Crowley spots the last unicorn after the flood. Art on the cover by the amazing igguana-art0-0 on tumblr, go give them some love!!

Hello!! This book will contain one-shots with ships from Percy Jackson, Magnus Chase, The Kane Chronicles, Good Omens, Harry Potter, BBC Sherlock as well as character x reader one shots.

Collection of Ineffable Husbands' one-shots made by the prompt list of WritersMonth2019

A drabble on Good Omens each day during October 2023. The prompts list is from @/svetowo on Instagram.

Remember that episode of Good Omens where the first half was literally just Crowley and Aziraphale at multiple points throughout time? This is that from Crowley's perspective with fem!Aziraphale

God does not play dice with the universe. This we know. But God's understudy? She has no such qualms. An angel and a demon, their past and present intertwined, are on the edge of something new. All they need is a celestial shove, and she is more than willing to provide that push. But what she doesn't realize is a little splash can cause a huge wave, specifically the Earth-destroying, Armageddon-bringing kind. Oops. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Basically, I'm sticking to the plot of the show but changing it up just enough that our favourite supernatural entities get together, if that makes sense. Anyways, can I hear a 'wahoo?'

hi this will be a story about aziraphale and Crowleys first year at hogwarts

Set a few years after the end of season 2, the Ineffable Husbands reunite. However, time to process this event is cut short - it ends before it begins. Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves face-to-face with a being that could wreck havoc on the world. Time is not on their side. Despair could very well take over. Aziraphale could very well lose his life. What will happen? Tune in and find out. Co-written with the divine and fantastic ourcwnside.

hey peeps!! this will just be a little fanfic by me, azir, for mostly me, but maybe some of you readers too! you can expect regular updates of either new chapters everyday, or every other day. if not I will inform everyone if I cannot post new chapters in that time period. feel free to also recommend stuff to me in the comments! I don't have a full plot in mind to put here, so I'll mostly be coming up with new things as I go. I hope you enjoy this!💞 extra info - I do have limits for what I will not do - -suicide -rape -abuse -some fetishes (feet, pee, etc.) -self harm !!warnings!! -possible NSFW -kinks -heated moments

ALIFEROUS /uh•liph•er•us/ (adj.) bearing wings; winged ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✟⃛ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ Most stories start at the beginning. This one begins at the end. Erin Clark dies at the young age of eleven and arrives in the run-down office building known as hell. Unfortunately for her, the demons there don't want to take care of a little girl, so they send her off to earth to fend for herself. To avoid getting hurt ever again, she keeps to herself and avoids others, human or not. But when a certain angel and demon duo run into her, Erin finds that she can't shake the concerned angel off her back. Her and Crowley won't see eye to eye and she seems to be very cautious around Aziraphale. Can the three set aside their differences in time to save the world? ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✟⃛ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Good Omens or any of it's plot, just my original character and her story. Ineffable Husbands x Child OC

A collection for my dearest and favorite ship to ever exist, Aziracrow. Featuring both the Ineffable Husbands and Wives! I take requests of all sorts, but currently no smut. DO NOT REPOST. -Also on my AO3 as individual oneshots, the link is in my author bio-

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