Ironic Stories

Um. Stupid stuff. As well as Cheesy Pickup Lines

⤷ 𝑺𝒐 𝒖𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍, 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒍𝒚 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒎𝒔 𝒘𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔. ───────────── ❪ Ⓒⁱʳᵒⁿⁱᶜ-ˢⁱᵐᵖ ❫

This is a poem book with a collection of enigmatic poems. The literal meaning can be different so comment me for the explanation!

Various Crack Fics relating to Death Note for humor purposes. Everything written is ironic, dont take it seriously.

You fall in love with Reigen Arataka but he's hiding a deep secret 😍

Mariella intends to marry rich. Then she'll live as she chooses. But there's a problem. The crown prince isn't as blind as everyone else, especially after he sees her true self. He now notices everything, the little lies, the carefully crafted manners, the rehearsed kindness. He is indifferent, dismissive, and dangerous in ways she can't anticipate, but she needs him on her side, because one slip, one glimpse behind her mask from the court, and everything she has clawed towards will collapse. She has spent her life perfecting the art of being the sweet, proper lady no one suspects. How to appear harmless, timid, and polite. But every word, every gesture, every tear is calculated. Because, in a world of wealth, titles, and ambition, the clever survive and the careless get left behind. And she will not be left behind. ××××× "She is deceiving you, Your Majesty!" Percival insisted, dragging Mariella back to the present, ''I swear upon my honor.'' The throne room felt smaller than before as the silence after Percival's words stretched. The King's gaze softened. "Mariella has served this court with nothing but grace." Mariella sobbed harder. The sound loud in the silent room. Finral's gaze burned into her. He had not spoken or shown any indication of revealing the truth. Maybe he was still in shock from her magnificent performance but she had to be sure. So she slowly lifted her head slightly, meeting his eyes for the briefest moment. Just for a second. And winked. The smallest movement. Gone in an instant. His lips parted. Whether from shock or apathy, she couldn't tell but he still said nothing. And in his silence, the ruling fell swiftly. ××××× Written for the open novella contest 2026 prompt 16: And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul (Quote by John Muir) Interpreted in a romantic sense.

From the creators of the critically praised film "Morbius" comes "THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY" the very first ever film to get a Rotten Tomatoes score of 200% and win every single Oscar before the Oscars, as well as the only film to gross $800 Morbillion in the box office just minutes after being in theaters, streamed over 9000 times by 7 billion people. This heartbreaking, groundbreaking, and mind boggling franchise is surely one of the series made in history

Gingerbrave becomes emo

i feel a hot breath on my neck. i scream cutely. "hey bb" the voice says "we're kidnapping yu" this is the story of how 1d kidnapped me. or should i say kissnapped lol

Communism is magic #cover photo is not mine

ironic

Jonathan Hendrix is your typical high-school nerd. Very creative, loves military history, and has a massive Lego Star Wars and army men collection. He's smart, detailed, and organized. However, he's also insecure due to his skinny frame and his status as a 'nice guy' in the hierarchy of high school social norms. All of that changes one day. While our fearless nerd is celebrating surviving another day of high school, the spaceships of the Hoo-Meerian Matchmaking Empire appear in Earth's skies. Massive blue teleportation beams are fired from their warships, separating the young from the old into Matchvilles, and Jonathan is put next to Helen Grant. Who is this fair maiden? Well, his crush! Will Jonathan be able to adapt and survive being in such close proximity to the girl he admires? More importantly, will he able to rise up and find a way to free his planet from the cringey rom-com-style tyranny of the Hoo-Meerians? Find out in my first ever ORIGINAL sci-fi comedy novel! Copyright: ShockTrooperCorps 2024

A book documenting the moist adventures of the meme club.

A pig and a goat from a now lost yet loved show, Gravity Falls. They never got enough love on the show, so they have to rely on each other. What will happen between the two along their journey? One thing is for sure, species doesn't matter when love is all you need. (Not a lemon, but it has its parts.. ;D)

Thursday Diamond Harvest was not like the other girls. She hated skittles, pooed at the mere thought of them... until she met the skittle men. The boyband everybody love, but not Thursday... until she is kidnapped by the skittle men!!!!!!! Follow this tale of romance and trauma and skittles to see which skittle she chooses: Red. Blue. Orange. Yellow. Purple. Green. ... Who will you choose?

Oneshot compilation about Ted (the Man in the Yellow Hat)!!! #1 in #manintheyellowhat as of march 28th!

It's like those celebrity imagines where they're like, "imagine if harry styles kissed you in a train" except waaaaaayy better. JUST A DISCLAIMER, a lot of these have death in it, so read at your own risk Also, I'm not trying to make waterparks out to be murderers, they're sweet baby boys and I love them with all my heart But still, in my opinion, these are funny as shit, and I'm not afraid to say that, so there you go

Lo usare como terapia.

Its about cruel world

Hello Frnzzz it's pinkmeghu here . This is my first story on""" MANAN """ .I'm well aware of the fact that there are so many Manan fans here . So I hope u guys will be liking my story. First let me introduce u with the Characters in my story so that u'll have the clear cut idea and no confusion will be there about the characters and the story.