Ironic Stories

This is a poem book with a collection of enigmatic poems. The literal meaning can be different so comment me for the explanation!

Jonathan Hendrix is your typical high-school nerd. Very creative, loves military history, and has a massive Lego Star Wars and army men collection. He's smart, detailed, and organized. However, he's also insecure due to his skinny frame and his status as a 'nice guy' in the hierarchy of high school social norms. All of that changes one day. While our fearless nerd is celebrating surviving another day of high school, the spaceships of the Hoo-Meerian Matchmaking Empire appear in Earth's skies. Massive blue teleportation beams are fired from their warships, separating the young from the old into Matchvilles, and Jonathan is put next to Helen Grant. Who is this fair maiden? Well, his crush! Will Jonathan be able to adapt and survive being in such close proximity to the girl he admires? More importantly, will he able to rise up and find a way to free his planet from the cringey rom-com-style tyranny of the Hoo-Meerians? Find out in my first ever ORIGINAL sci-fi comedy novel! Copyright: ShockTrooperCorps 2024

Bundles of short-stories. - shout out to those amazing poets that inspired most of these stories and those who gave me bittersweet memories. xo, c.t.

You are a star emoji hopelessly in love with the famous rebel Gene. One fateful day you come across him during a celebration. What will happen when you reveal your feelings to him?

bakugo is in love with sonic~kun will his eternal love touch him (pepe) (a bit of knuckles x kirishima) ***warning smut***

"Oh, I didn't order this" "It's from that guy over there" ☕☕☕ One blueberry milkshake, a stranger sitting next to her, a cheerful waitress. The play begins. Wott, the coffee shop close to Avery's school, is the stage for the act she plays, again and again, every morning. Every time she crosses those glass doors, she leaves behind all her struggles and lets him in. It's been months of chatter and yet they still don't know each other's names. Still, that doesn't stop her from falling in love with his gentle ways and sweet words. Until the day an unwanted character barges into their stage and improvises his way into their act. Intertwined with the present, Avery's childhood comes to the surface with different stories on how she met her friends. ☕☕☕ Start: 26/06/2020 End: 27/11/2020

Essa é a história mais emocionante que você irá ler do seu grande amigo Pau De Cavalo, com histórias inéditas e partes de fazer chorar. Rework feito especialmente para o aniversário do Pátio do Chaves. Primeira versão feita em 2021. Plágio é crime!

Johannehsbureggandey III, aka Jo, teaches some incompetent children at an even more incompetent school, all while battling the forces of Things That Hate Bricks™. WARNING: this story contains many brick. Also plot holes. But mostly brick. --- If you want to learn to brick, what should you learn in school? Or what if you have to be one of the bricks who brick? Then you must be studying at Brick School in this poorly written story and learn one elemental skill. Jo is a new teacher, teaching very horrible students-Coupon Man, Shapeshifter, Tenebriskull, Shourhegathen IV and Microwave-preparing them to be brick. They learn their individual elemental skills and leave on a journey for brick. Many lame things happen, and they also encounter boring situations. Will they achieve their goal of brick and overcome Lucifer, who wants to beat people up and be evil for no reason? Brick School is a story before our earth was bricked, even the whole brickiverse. So it must be another world and 'Brick School' is also in the place we've never experienced. I have no idea what those last two sentences meant but they sounded cool. You can not learn how to involve in this school from reading this because this story doesn't teach anything. You can also realise that this other world is very closely connected with our world. But it has more bricks and plot convenience. That is the brick. We could be brick, and we will be brick. Vaguely menacing, but okay. --- A parody of the book Elemental School: The Door of Dimensions by Qedem J Nesher. Well, at least for the first three chapters, because the rest is behind a horrid smelly prickly paywall and I'm too broke to buy it. After that, it steals plot points (includes spoilers) from Hunter x Hunter, but not in the "making-fun-of-it" way because I'm a very fair person who treats all stories equally. Also Hunter x Hunter is best anime, but Zunter z Zunter is better.

Nick & Josh face a very exciting adventure with lots of twists and turns along the way! (disclaimer: this is a parody)

apology video coming soon (crossposted to ao3 under the user @LordMayonnaise)

dweam and gogy fVck

The story takes place in the distant future. Rampant space beasts have brought huge troubles to human safety. In order to resist the attack of alien beasts, the Japanese government established the defense organization TLT. Among them, the Night Raid Team has the most powerful strength. And the most powerful weapon is the backbone of the entire organization. However, facing the new evolved space beasts, the Night Raid team was helpless. At this juncture, the giant of light Ultraman Nexus and his capable person Jun Himeya appeared. In the meta realm created by Ultraman Nexus, a fierce battle began between Ultraman and the alien beasts. Kazuki Komon is a new member of TLT. When he witnessed the powerful power of Ultraman Nexus, he became interested in the origin of Ultraman and the mysterious past of Jun Himeya TW: This is fanfiction, and this includes Ultraman: The Next (Movie) and the same name TV Drama. Add on some deleted episodes & characters in the original drama.

A book documenting the moist adventures of the meme club.

When she started her freshman year in college, Bentleigh was hoping for a fresh start. After being tormented by her family and bullied by her peers for being a nerd, she hopes to finally be normal, and find herself. But Axel, the most notorious and loved bad boy on campus, made sure that wouldn't happen from day one.

It all started when you got a job at trump hotels. There he was, looking around and being full of himself. Donald trump. You two lock eyes, and that's how it all started.

Just imagine... oh god, just imagine...

What happens when a rude and sassy genie crosses paths with a boring old security guard? Read and find out. It's all fun and games until somebody almost dies...

BE WARNED THERE IS CURSE WORDS IN THIS FANFICTION! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK, AND BEWARE THE DEATH EATER NAZIS! this fanfic is about Ivory the new sutdent at Hogwars! She is not very popular at the start, but how will she save the school when Volzemors comes? Will she shave Hogwars in time? Who knows, I don't.

two bros no homo

This is a fictional story based on the references my friends and I have made. The pictures are to describe indescribable stuff in the story. If you get easily offended, please look for another story to read. If you have any questions message me. Thank you and enjoy my creation. I hope this entertains you more than Rick Roll videos.