Ironic Stories

The entertainment industry in Duloc is beaming, particularly film! So many new and (totally-not recycled) exciting movies are to be showcased on a very special day. Shrek and the crew look forward to what's hot, and notice a poster looking for child actresses. They decide to put Amy up for it, but this later becomes a decision everyone regrets.

In the Victorian Era, a descendant of a wealthy family finds himself dwelling amongst his inherited mansion. Over time he is afflicted by madness, isolation, and paranoia. He soon becomes convinced that a statue his ancestors were obsessed with has now come to life and is stalking him.

Charlie Kirk, Light Yagami, and Donald Trump. A tragic tale of internalized homophobia, death, and a bunch of bullshit. A sequel to "The CEO and The Singer" I feel as though the last one was obvious, but i feel the need to state i do NOT watch anime. i am sorry to any Death Note fans i may upset with this story. i also do not like Kirk, or support Trump. I am a Canadian so, for the most part, those aren't my things to deal with. But if you're wondering, I don't like either side. Please enjoy.

Yan dev falls for a beautiful ginger who sits infront of him in psychology. He tries to befriend the gorgeous firecrotch. What could possibly go wrong? Warning: alcohol, language, lemon (maybe)

An ironic short story about your not so everyday milkman

Thantophobia |•noun•| The fear of losing someone you love

After having to put up with her daughters' behaviour for years, Sandra, a single mom with a lot on her plate, decides that enough is enough. Because of an upcoming business trip, Sandra is forced to leave the country for several months, however, does not believe that it is a good to leave her daughters to fend for themselves. To her relief, Sandra comes across an ad in the newspaper which will hopefully help the family.

Various Crack Fics relating to Death Note for humor purposes. Everything written is ironic, dont take it seriously.

hey baddies so this is basically a collection of really random one shots we (hugh jass and jack goff) have written. this is joke tho so don't worry but yeah if u wanna laugh at really random stupid one shots this is the place for you.

A series of random stories. [#71 in Ironic March 2019] [#30 in irony March 2019]

i wrote this at 5 am all for the purpose of having Microsoft text to speech read it aloud during a skype call and mispronounce everything. this was a big mistake. i dont even listen to japan.

The best ship No fr this is completely ironic

This is a poem book with a collection of enigmatic poems. The literal meaning can be different so comment me for the explanation!

Oneshot compilation about Ted (the Man in the Yellow Hat)!!! #1 in #manintheyellowhat as of march 28th!

Do you frequently stop and ask yourself, "How the hell did humanity get this far?" Me neither. Nonetheless, if you have ever felt the dread of boredom creeping up on your shoulder you might be closer to the answer than you think. PS: Any seemingly sophisticated notion within this literature should be thoroughly absorbed, slowly digested and immediately regurgitated.

just little fanfics

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Awkward little spoiled Serena wants to feel for once the adrenaline and excitement that life has to offer. Determination and wanting to do something good push her to do something that makes her feel insecure at first... But turning back is not an option.

On a journey to find out the answers to all the Ironic Musing I have ever had for so long . I hope you all are going to help me out and come along with me in this Quest. Hope you like it !!