Ineffable Stories

2026. Aziraphale, morose d'une vie sans attrait au Paradis, apprend que Crowley a été fait prisonnier par l'archange Michael et le Metatron. Pour l'annihiler. Mais Aziraphale aura-t-il le courage de mettre un terme à la vie de son compagnon, et par la même occasion à cet amour croissant depuis 6000 ans ? Pendant ce temps, Crowley, qui a vécu à la librairie avec Muriel ces trois dernières années, est terrorisé à l'idée de revoir Aziraphale. Oui, bon, désolé.e, je suis nul.le pour les intros, mais c'est vraiment bien, hein ? Et c'est drôle, et gnagnagna, et gnagnagna... Oh, et, pour être honnête, étant athée, je n'ai que des notions réduites, ou du moins basiques, de la religion chrétienne. Et encore une chose, j'apporte ma propre personnalité dans les leurs, bien que j'essaye vraiment d'être pertinent.e. Et je fais des monologues entre eux, basés sur mes propres analyses de leur relation, de la série, tout ça. ET AUSSI, il y a quelques headcanons, découlant du fait que je connaisse pas grand-chose en religion chrétienne, mais j'essaye quand même de rester fidèle à l'œuvre et à la religion... Par conséquent, si vous êtes croyant.e, ne vous offusquez pas, mais éclairez-moi si vous avez des choses à me faire remarquer, ou à compléter, ou à corriger :) Voili voilou 😊👍 TW : Évocation de tentative de suicide Évocation d'agression sexuelle Évocation (minuscule mais quand même présente) de drogue Malgré que cette histoire ne soit pas classée mature (du moins pas encore), il y a certaines scènes peut-être un peu crues, je suppose :)

Hey! I've never done this before but oh well I'm gonna try it. Never ever written fanfic. A couple things before you read this: •I don't do smut sorry :( in my opinion both Crowley and Aziraphale are asexual •I don't ship Gabriel and Beelzebub so there won't be any of them in this book •In every One Shot I will write in a third person point of view •I mostly enjoy Ineffable Husbands but if you have any requests for me to write about the other characters I will try to do so! All the characters in this book are based off the characters from Good Omens the book by Neil Gaimen and Terry Pratchett and Good Omens the TV series by Neil Gaimen

ALIFEROUS /uh•liph•er•us/ (adj.) bearing wings; winged ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✟⃛ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ Most stories start at the beginning. This one begins at the end. Erin Clark dies at the young age of eleven and arrives in the run-down office building known as hell. Unfortunately for her, the demons there don't want to take care of a little girl, so they send her off to earth to fend for herself. To avoid getting hurt ever again, she keeps to herself and avoids others, human or not. But when a certain angel and demon duo run into her, Erin finds that she can't shake the concerned angel off her back. Her and Crowley won't see eye to eye and she seems to be very cautious around Aziraphale. Can the three set aside their differences in time to save the world? ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✟⃛ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Good Omens or any of it's plot, just my original character and her story. Ineffable Husbands x Child OC

Oneshots primarily Ineffable Husbands... Lemon Fluff Angst You name it lolz! Platonic and Romantic IDC! Prompts and Request are ENCOURAGED!! Please! I need all the help I can get with ideas lolz

7 drabbles (100 mots each) Based on the 7 stages of grief, from Aziraphale's point of view when Crowley and him do different ways.

I suck at titles. A short fic about Crowley waking up in July like stated in the lockdown video Yes I am aware that July practically ended and that Neil Gaiman himself said that Crowley woke up and went right back to sleep with his alarm set to October but shhhhhhhhh Anyway constructive criticism welcome!! Cover photo obviously not by me

I recently read this poem by a Sufi poet Malik Muhammad Jayasi (you should check it out) and had this crazy idea of mixing it up with Good Omens. This is my first time as a fanfiction writer. Well! TBH this is my first time writing, so pardon me for any kind of stupidity. so here it goes!!

Good Omens fanfiction. Quarantine fic. Crowley and Aziraphale are lounging around the bookshop, and Crowley decides to try something new to relieve the boredom. Ineffable Husband. Established relationship. Fluff. One-Shot.

(Per chi è Italian* o non parla l'inglese, nel mio profilo potete trovare la versione italiana della storia!) Hi everyone! If you're here from TikTok after seeing my video: glad I managed to catch your attention, and I hope you will enjoy this fanfiction about our ineffable husbands! (I'm assuming that if my video showed up on your For You page, you already know what this is about haha.) And if you're one of my followers: welcome <3 thank you so much for your support, and I hope you'll like the story! If you just stumbled upon this by chance, here's a quick intro so you know who you're dealing with: I'm a 27-year-old Sicilian girl with a big love for music, TV shows, and anime. This is a fanfiction based on the tv show Good Omens. If you know it, you instantly have my respect. (And if you want more Good Omens or tv shows/anime content, you can follow me on TikTok: The_ineffable_girl *angel-wing emoji*.) If you don't know the show, I seriously recommend watching it. In my opinion, it's one of the most beautiful tv show ever made! (Also, you wouldn't understand this fanfiction at all, so... yeah, go watch it first haha.) In any case, just know that this fanfic isn't very long (barely ten chapters) and there are no spicy/hot or NSFW scenes (maybe a bit of romance here and there). I chose to focus more on the idea of family, so if you're a minor or reading in public, don't worry, it's totally family-friendly! I'm sorry if there are any grammar or syntax mistakes. Since I'm Italian, English isn't my first language. Huge thanks to Sally from @goodomensitaly (go follow the page on IG and TikTok), my dear friend Andrea (who also created the beautiful cover for this story, follow her on TikTok too), and @heohl (follow her on IG) for being my beta readers! That's all, I won't keep you any longer... enjoy the story and HAPPY READING!

I attempt to describe sunsets and what they mean to me.

Good Omens fanfiction. A few days after the apocalypse. Crowley flinches when Aziraphale accidently brushes against him. He finds out that the demon is touch-starved. He tries to find out why, and tries to help Crowley through it. Hurt/comfort, angst, fluff, love confessions. One-Shot.

In this AU you follow the angel Raphael (or Anthony J. Crowley), and his husband the demon Aziraphale Fell as they try to avoid Armageddon while trying to keep their marriage a secret. Will they be able to do it? Or fail? (Cover art not mine)

Dancing is my aesthetic in life but the moment you came into my life it became meaningless as you are the reason why i can't put any words to describe how i feel when i dance with you by my side. -Queen Nichole

A mysterious bookshop patron strikes up an unlikely friendship with Aziraphale. Crowley sees right through the stranger's charming exterior to the serpent that lies beneath. Like recognizes like. (Good Omens).

In the aftermath of the thwarted Apocalypse in this alternate universe, Crowley has lost his memory and taken on a humble life as a greenhouse keeper in Upper SoHo. Meanwhile, Aziraphale, believing Crowley perished during the tumultuous events, has adopted a young girl he named Nebula in his healing process. Their paths unexpectedly cross when Aziraphale seeks horticultural knowledge for Nebula, leading to a heart-wrenching reunion with a forgotten past.

Today, Aziraphale and Crowley are going on a date, even if they wouldn't call it such, to try something new. Bubble tea is on the menu.

Sorry I update so slowly, I am unbelievably unmotivated story cover by yours truly, made on picsart! Please listen to the Trigger warnings, this story is me just projecting onto the characters, probably an unhealthy amount. also i don't know what other ways to cope with these icky thoughts, so self indulgent fanfic time ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ This story contains: Self harm, Negativity towards oneself, and implications of eating disorders. !! Please read at your own risk !!

Crowley x Aziraphale fluff and smut spaced out updates mature/nsfw (art is NOT mine)

Being an account of how the Demon Crowley, Serpent of the Garden of Eden, fell in love with Principality Aziraphale, Guardian of the Eastern Gate, and a correction of the account of the same event timeline regarding the Principality Aziraphale, an extraordinarily biased account which left out all of Aziraphale's best moments in a fit of misplaced humility.

An Ineffable Bureaucracy oneshot. Started 09/12/2019 (I double post to AO3) All fluff and angst from here, folks.