Insidejokes Stories

/ˈkāˌäs/ (n.) a behavior that's so unpredictable as to appear random, owing to great sensitivity to small changes in conditions. © honeytzu, 2020.

Warning: This book will make no sense to the average reader. It's a book full of inside jokes and the crazy antics I get into work my friends. I hope they enjoy.

/wird/ (adj.) an unusual, absurd, or strange behavior coming from a person. © honeytzu, 2020.

Sequel to Weird Shit My Friends My Friends And I Said. Lube up your asshole for a shit ton of puns, innuendoes, inside jokes and human typos! DISCLAIMER: If you can't handle dirty jokes and heavy swearing don't read this!!!! Also if you're a hardcore feminist, homophobic, transphobic, or any other type of ignorant human being, don't read this!

These are stories me and my friends have written from inside jokes we've had for years. We finally found something to do with them 😭.

Cause I need to improve and what better way than to publish it and see myself improve. Will take requests.

David Beckham and Liam Payne

Reader X oc Y/N meets Link and falls in love slow burn?? also includes inside references and bad overused tropes Co-Creator: C!Link

Whilst walking through the streets in a foreign country on a long Spring Break, I found what appeared to be a journal with a coarse, brown, leather cover that had many scratches around it, seemingly due to age. When I opened it, I didn't expect to learn of a rivalry of two people so great that it turned into conflict which sparked a hole in the universe. These entries are the contents of the journal relived in all of its light... or in this case, dark.

Any short stories that we think of. In the past we've had a hard time continuing longer series so this seems like a good alternative. Short, 1-5 chapter stories. Random.....yup.

Here's to the ones that we got Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories Of everything we've been through Toast to the ones here today Toast to the ones that we lost on the way 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories And the memories bring back, memories bring back you

This was a short story I wrote for school and it had to be realistic fiction. So I just decided to write it about this inside joke me and my friends have. (With a few changes and I also had to make it clean for school) (Also yes the title is a green day song. Don't ask about the cover im going insane.) Enjoy ig

A dumb conversation I had with my mother

Mia was a normal girl, until one of the most popular singers of all time completely derails her life.

its hot and gay

i dont know

The title says it all. *SLOW UPDATES* WARNING!!! Very Weird! Only Real A.R.M.Y.s can understand!! May contain strong language!! Please Vote and Comment

Budder was living a normal life. Well, as normal as a talking slab of Butter can get. Until, one day, she met Bitty.

i will not give context. if you aren't from the curtwen cult then please do not read this. this is for the eyes of the curtwens only

There were no survivors Dedicated to Chloe, Maddy, Kayleigh, Morgan, Adam, Ari, Linus, and all my other memes ily. ✨