Irony Stories

13x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

Lilly makes her way to the sandy lands of Alabasta to save Ace's heart, but fate has other plans. Can Lilly truly save Ace's heart in time before Blackbeard darkness takes over once and for all?

What mattered most couldn't save you. What once made you strong became the thing that broke you. What looked like escape was only ever a mirage. This is a story about life's cruelest ironies - how the harshest conditions force us to adapt, and how all that weight we learn to carry might be exactly what crushes us in the end

A collection of messy thoughts, late-night burns, and confessions that were never meant to leave the draft folder. Just a digital graveyard for the things we can't say out loud.

It's the year 2102, and society has taken a turn for the worse... ...at least, according to an asylum patient it has and she seems to be the only one that believes so. Do you agree?

Mr and Mrs Dupont are traveling for a business meeting. Mr Dupont receives a pen as a gift from his clients.

The world's worst offense, is called Love. As the heir of a cosmetic organisation, Nichole always knew, many people's ambitions are hidden under the world of beauty. When her position as the heir was threatened, a man appeared and saved her. As she let down her guard and put her true love in this relationship, she realized... she had already fallen into a well planned trap. This man, carefully hid his ulterior motive in the name of love, step by step, ultimately pushed her and her family to a point of no return. However, when he finally achieved his goal and stood at the top of the cosmetics world, he realized to his horror, in this war of love deception, he won the whole world...but lost her. The beginning of an ulterior motive... hindsight... Can it still create a good ending of peaceful years? ~*~ OFFICIAL THE YOUTHFUL YOU WHO WAS SO BEAUTIFUL ON Wattpad This is the official English translation of the book... This account will be accessed by the COO of Cloudary Holdings Ltd.

A passed-on friend of mine popped into my head, again.

I was never a fan of irony, even more so after died. I should be pretty happy that I was given a second chance at life, except guess who's still irony's bitch? Yo. My name is Akimichi Chōko and I just wanna live... SI OC [Cover Art: skyfloe]

A 16 year old girl named Eli has to go through a series of problems in her life but only one thing can cool her down every time, and is always there for her; her legs, because she loves to run. She lives with her mom dad and sister Carly. Her family can annoy her sometimes but they're always there for her. In this book there will be many twists and turns and especially one point where she has to give up something that she loves the most.

A world full of the supernatural seems mad and magical, but why does it resemble ours so much? Vampires, werewolves, and witches live among us, concealing their secrets in the shadows of the night. Young vampires seek meaning through therapy, newly turned werewolves learn control, and a crematorium hides dark secrets. A place where secrets burn, but never truly turn to ashes.

All of my poems, in one compilation!

Reece is and always will be my best friend. I never want to see him hurt, I mean who does as a friend? On my birthday, Reece left for the city. After that... he was just... different.

A cursed self-help book promises fame but delivers gruesome deaths-nail through skull, severed arm, fatal faucet spike. Each ambitious reader meets a gorier end, passing the demon tome until it claims the narrator too. BURN IT ON SIGHT.

I wanted the reader to understand just how much this man's wife meant to him. This story is about LOVE but also the psychological realities that sometimes come with the LOSS of lifelong love. I hope you enjoy the read and please let me know what you liked or disliked about the story. All criticisms are greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Poems, musings, verbal catharsis on the business of living and dying. ~ ©Akash Sinha

Hi my name is Joeanne UwU and I'm the quirkiest girl on the planet. XD rawr. I am so quirky I in fact listen to GreenDay :0 :0 a very Quirky and underground band :v . Unlike other girls I need to whine on the internet about how I'm special for male validation owo XD ;-; *-* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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