Historias de Joke

How many more events will you have to endure until you've crumbled down into your withered state? These feelings come slowly, like the transformation of a caterpillar to a butterfly, but it would be too late for you once its cocoon opens. You can't escape; you never will, can you? It had nothing to do with you at first, one of the many casualties there were, until it became you, and now you're stuck there, forced to live in a foreign realm as a pillar for many. You have a reason to exist. But it's not as bright as you think it'll end. But like a bouquet of dying flowers, you are, how beautiful you look, rotten and crumbling, now twice as delicate as they hold you. "People never change, but skin will rot in any weather." -Femtanyl. ___________________ Slow burn + slow updates = longer chapters 23-12-2025 - #2 in Joke

in which - biggy has a massive crush on mike and it turns into a massive angsty thing also yes this is a joke

Basically a dumpster for any art/ story stuff I think is good ^_^ This might mostly be fanart or contests, I don't know lol TW/ CWs: gays, gore + lore, bad art, etc! 'Alliance With Insanity' chapters will continue to be posted here! Thanks for supporting this AU/fanfiction and have a Phan-tastic day! NOTE: -This is not a serious book at all, everything here that might seem 'not very nice' should be taken as a joke and with a grain of salt please I don't want to make anyone mad!!! :P Uhhhhh anyways have fun suffering!

❝ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙞 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩. ❞ in which Park Jongseong, a boy with wealth but no real direction, drifts through life feeling like something is missing. despite being the son of a successful CEO, his world feels dull and empty,, until one day, he stumbles upon a boy studying in his father's café. with his nose buried in a laptop and an orange hoodie too bright to ignore, the boy unknowingly adds a little sugar to Jay's otherwise bitter life. and just like that, Jay finds himself wondering... maybe his world wasn't so empty after all. if you think this fanfic will be all cute, romance, funny, comedy things, it actually is. 💗💔💞 jaywon. slight sunsun and heejake. status: ongoing↻ starts - 5th February 2025 ends - ? (NO SMUT!)

N00BLISZ is a born and raged crash-out gamer, spending her days in the realm of Aw Seriously, a land she has crafted from ground up. However, A20 came along and brought destruction to the place. How will it end up for the two? this fic is such a joke im so sorry

This weekend three friends decided to visit it a well-known casino. Will they walk out rich or poorer than ever before? Will they ever win? Time will tell....

Have you ever read those generic [Insert character] x Reader stories and thought, "I wonder what the side characters are thinking?" Well, this is the fanfiction for you. This fanfiction dives into the perspectives of those who don't usually get the spotlight in normal fics! And it shows just how bizarre some of these stories can get. This story is not meant to be taken seriously. I just made this for fun. ((!!COVER PICTURE AND ANY PICTURES/ART USED IN THIS FANFICTION ARE NOT MINE! ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL OWNERS!!))

This started out as a joke but we ate with the first chapter, so let us know if you want us to do more. This is for FUN which is the only reason I'm even posting it. I do NOT have motivation for the epic social media series you guys like (sorry) but maybe someday, after the stress of school (or when I get a burst of energy) I will Hopefully this saves the fandom till Ilium. (Idk how to spell soo) Full speed ahead my comrades!! With that, enjoy and follow @YESIMAKEFANFICS <33 no, seriously. do it. love yall

🎥: the disastrous life of saiki k "he's willing to tutor ME?! little ol' me?!" [ surname ], [ name ]. yeah you were popular! but not because you were smart or pretty, you were pretty average looking. but really really stupid. so having your one and only crush saiki kusuo as your tutor?! what a long journey you'll have to bare.

🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😝😝😝😝😝😝🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏ur gonna need holy water 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒

(this was written as a joke do not take this seriously at all) (In this au they are both 18) Jack met Bill at his friend Amy's 17th birthday party. Unable to get Bill off of his mind, Jack is pining to meet him again. But what happens next is bound to be a shock for the two.

Your daily tasks where simple, you take out the trash, fix some of the broken things, and test the vending machine. Your day to day routine was straightforward, that is until there was a murder. It's up to you and your 8 other crewmates to see who did it and rather or not you're next...or the reason. Yandere Imposter x Crewmate Reader

A sad lonely depressed detective spends endless nights working on the missing children's cases. One day he finds a lead but it seems to just be a dead end. Then he meets an irrelevant Emo so he just beats the shit out of him just cause. Yet the Emo fell deeply in love with The Detective. The Detective feels the same way.. This was all going to the Emo one's plan as he would set up clues just to lead The Detective back to him. Little does the Detective know this was all just Emo Wilson's fat crush getting at him and distracting him from his job or whatever idk I just want to write yaoi and write a poorly written fanfic for shiggles

A story about the beauty of obsessions This story is dedicated to Gavin

this is a joke

Fitz is in love with the beautiful chandelier in his house that he was once tangled in. *I wrote this during school

Parappa the Rapper is a young dog boy hoping to get a student loan. However, nobody is willing to help him. So Parappa goes on an adventure filled with bloodshed, romance, mystery, betrayal and anime girls to get one! However...there's a catch. Throughout his adventure, Parappa suffers from a strange and mysterious...illness? Disease? Who knows. Read on and experience probably the worst thing I've put effort into. (NOTICE: I hate everything about this. Initially written as a joke, a few chapters of garbage later, I stared taking this seriously. Now, I try my hardest to not think about this.)

Hi! My name is Fleefy and I guess you found my book, Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug. (duh) I will be telling you about good lessons to help you in life so you can be famous! (it really works, I tried it and now you found this so I must be famous) I will show you style, how I do good in school, and lots more stuff that I can't list because this would be too long. My first life lesson is to read this book so you can be awesome! Let's show the world how we rock Doodlefans! P.S. This is not Fleefy speaking, this is Creepette162. Fleefy has taken over my Wattpad account, and I just wanna say that this book is supposed to be full of humor, so please do not be offended, this book is for fun! Thanks! I ❤️ you all! Highest rank: #481 in Humor

Y/N SLANDER I was bored and it was about time I made this so...

✨ there are literally so many of these I had to make one myself- ✨ Mysticalkit is Leaderstar and Diamondshimmer's daughter with her sisters Magickit and Wowkit (no one cares about them.) Also they live in ThunderClan. When Plantleaf, their medicine cat, gets a message from StarClan from her forbidden mate that died, Mysticalkit wonders if Queencat's new child, Demonkit, has something to do with that StarClan forbidden prophecy. (this is a parody-type book. it is not meant to be real or have any resemblance to a real fanfic based off of Warriors)