Jarjarbinks Stories

|| FALLEN SAVIORS SERIES || "Being a Jedi doesn't make you less human." ─ ✩ In which Aurora Tinsley discovers there's more to her than meets the eye. ❪ Book 1 of 9 ❫ ❪ Phantom Menace - Kenobi ❫ ❪ Aurora Tinsley x Obi-Wan Kenobi ❫

"Her eyes. She's on the dark side. Neutralize, every man in sight." IN WHICH, Obi-Wan Kenobi's daughter, Valkyrie turns to the dark side, but only one person can bring her back to the light and that's Anakin, or will he join her?

jar jar is a secret Sith Lord more powerful then Darth Sidious himself.

You and Jar Jar, and I breakable bond... In good times and bad you find a way through. After many years of friendship he confesses his love... And you find yourselves in an... Enjoyable situation.

"𝐈𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐠𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐱𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐈'𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬." ||| An Obi Wan Kenobi love story ||| 𝐮𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 ||| 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬(?) -#1 QUI-GON -#2 ACROSS THE STARS -

What exactly happened to Jar Jar Binks after Revenge of the Sith? I bet the first thing to pop into your mind wasn't, "Jar Jar fully embraces the dark side." Read the tale of the Gungan Menace, as he uses his past to seek power from the dark side, but could his past end up sabotaging his quest to achieve his desires? *All assets of Star Wars excluding the ones I made up are owned by LucasFilm. But please do feel free to use the characters and/or other things I make in your work.*

Inspired by John Wick. Jar Jar Binks or simply Jar Binks is a retired hitman and expert Jedi/Force User who returns to his old ways after having everything ripped from him from the hands of the Mafia of Sith. Jar Jar looks to punish those who punished his happiness. Picture made by Remthedeathgoddes on Deviantart.

Steve goin crazayyy over that jar jar binks

A fair and true depiction of the series of events that led to the rise of the just and noble Galactic Empire under Palpatine the wise, and its fall by the treachery of fugitive Jedi and rebel scum. This is a parodic work based on the 'Star Wars' films which are owned by the House of Mouse and not me. Please don't sue me.

Paige should never let me have access to her wattpad

Some of the pictures are mine, some aren't. I will say which are and aren't mine. This story is pretty much just written by my friend, Addy. They gave me permission to post it, because it was absolutely hilarious. This wasn't supposed to exist, but honestly it's too funny not to.

This is my last Harris Burdick story based off the one: Another place, another time.

i will inherit his $20 million so i can get a nose job and my lips done just for my superbad scott pilgrim king

What if Anakin never fell in love with Padme, but another girl. What if this girl could do what Padme couldn't, save anakin from the dark side. What if another was to bare the prophecy of Luke and Leia. But what if Anakin wasn't the only one to break the Jedi code. What if Master Obi-Wan was to love as well. And maybe these new loves were jedis them selves, also breaking the code. But remember, 'what if's' and 'maybes' are not always to be. ~×~ Updates every Sunday A collaboration with kate_ducharm (We do not own any thing of star wars. Not the characters or the story line. We only own our characters and their story line)

Commissioned as a Republic patrol officer for the day, Finn, the ex-stormtrooper who betrayed Kylo Ren, found his ship damaged beyond repair on Exegol.

❝Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering.❞ ► In which young Anakin Skywalker is given the task to protect the princess from Naboo; who hides a dark secret that could lead to their demise [ Coming Soon ] [ Star Wars episode II - III ] [ Cover Credits: @Aphrodite270 ]

One of the things I've had to do recently is research how different Star Wars aliens function, what worlds they come from, what their biology looks like, etc. But what if all of that info was collected into a neat space, tailored for writers waning to craft a fun and amazing Star Wars novel, story, or fan fiction? I've got you covered!!! Over time, I will fill this first volume with all the sentient creatures that fill the wonderful world of the Star Wars universe, with information pulled from both the current canon, as well as Legends/EU. Please utilize this tool, and share it with your writer and Star Wars fan friends. Who know, you just might learn a thing or two. (In progress)

The marvelous dumb fuck adventures of Jar-Jar binks and Matthew the ramen

[READ THIS: THIS IS THE OLD VERSION OF DANK DIARIES. UNLESS YOU'RE POSITIVE THIS IS THE VERSION YOU WANT TO READ, PLEASE GO TO THE ONE LABELED [OFFICAL].] Meet Paige Drob. She drinks Clorox everyday because people tell her to spin a Prizewheel. Paige has two friends named Larry Stu and Mary Sue. One day, Bob Duncan, the principal of Paigedro Middle School died. And Larry, Mary, and Paige have to find Donald Trump, who's penis magic was so strong he killed Principal Duncan. In this spiritual, meaningful, emotional story, the mystery and charm is strong. Reviewers have said the story is sadder than the fact America is either getting Clinton or Trump as president. WARNING: When reading this book you may lose: Your sperm, your virginity, your Seven Deadly Sins keychain you forgot you had because we stole it before you where even born, your Mr. Krabs, your anime/manga, your make-up company, your Melanie Martinez, and more. Mignonne is in no way responsible for the loss and suing her will result in her middle finger shoved up your ass. "Dank" writing on cover by MissMintyMagic, her attempt to make cringe hand writing. Cover by me. Girl in Thumbnail: Paige Drob Cover currently updated to be even more cringey.

MR ROGERS AND POSSE EXPLORE EACH OTHER IN THIS EPIC TALE OF BETRAYAL, MYSTERIES AND SEX!!!