Jesseeisenberg Stories

in which a work place relationship becomes a ungodly obsession // first conceived as an idea 3.26.16 ,, completed 5.23.16

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 #🎩🐇🪄 -', ༄ ❪ 𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙴𝙻 𝙰𝚃𝙻𝙰𝚂 ❫ ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 ━ a group of magician misfits band together to pull of the heist of the century with the hope of joining the almighty eye ✧ ೃ༄*ੈ✩ ❝ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘, 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙬 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙥𝙚𝙧 ❞ ꒰ 🐜 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ ❪ 𝙽𝚈𝚂𝙼 ❫ ❪ 𝙽𝚈𝚂𝙼 𝟷 ❫ ❪ 𝙵𝙴𝙼!𝙾𝙲 𝚇 𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙴𝙻 𝙰𝚃𝙻𝙰𝚂 ❫ ❪ 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙿𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙴𝙳 ❫ ❪ ©-𝚅𝙾𝙸𝙳𝙻𝙴𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚂 ❫ ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌

❝ The closer you look. The less you see. ❞ NOW YOU SEE ME 1 | ( DANIEL ATLAS )

"We know better now, don't we? Devils don't come from hell beneath us. No, they come from the sky." --- A collection of one shots and imagines featuring your favorite psychotic villain, Alexander Luthor Jr.

" i will never let anything happen to you"

When Thor's evil brother, Loki, gains access to the unlimited power of the energy cube called the Tesseract, Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D., initiates a superhero recruitment effort to defeat the unprecedented threat to Earth. Joining Fury's "dream team" are the Iron Man brothers, Captain America, the Hulk, Thor, the Black Widow and the Hawkeye brothers.

Helena Jackson, aka Miss Jackson, is a nerdy emo YouTube goddess. She's known for her film/TV show/music video reviews, video game skills, musical skills, and her magical skills. She lives in Harrison, New Jersey, but is often seen in New York City. What will happen when The Star Tarot Card shows up after a performance? And what crashing blow will she receive that could be the undoing of the Five Horsemen. But whatever you do, don't go into her room.

With the world now aware that they are Iron Man, billionaire inventor Tony and Jacob Stark both face pressure from all sides to share their technology with the military. They are reluctant to divulge the secrets of their armored suits, fearing the information will fall into the wrong hands. With Pepper Potts and James "Rhodey" Rhodes by his side, Tony and Jacob must forge new alliances and confront a powerful new enemy.

"That's the part where you're wrong." He spoke quickly. My eyes winced at the realization this conversation in still going on. "What part?" I tried to keep up. "Only 1 billion women out of 7 billion usually go out with men who they are physically attracted to. The rest are all on the brains." "So are you saying I'm the other 6 billion?" "Are you saying that I have the brains to attract you?" I stood there speechless trying to answer as quickly as he asks. I looked up at his blue eyes and he smirked. "You're so confusing, Jesse." I replied.

A story about a trapdoor too small, a man too controlling, a woman who refused to be held back by either and how love got in the way.

" I THOUGHT I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE WOODS" /: first published around July 6th 2016

A short first person Jesse Eisenberg fanfiction, written by me.

some male face claims for your fics

Amber Journey is a normal FBI agent with a fiery past. However her newest case is utterly bizarre. Four Magicians, named "The Four Horsemen" have robbed a bank and are planning more escapades. It's up to Journey and her partner Dylan Rhodes to put an end to their schemes. But their time is running out. {Based on the first Now You See Me movie. All rights go to the brilliant writers however my own additions and my character are my own.}

A life as a student at Harvard University -- what can go wrong?

This includes Jesse's characters that everyone knows and loves!! Requests are OPEN. I always like help on these kinds of things :) I just started this as of January 6th of 2020, so don't lose hope just bc there are only a few official chapters. I update fast :) I don't own any of Jesses characters, just the ones I add-in. All rights go to the makers of his movies. #1 in Columbis tag!!

"part time lady killer, full time man stealer ;;;)"

I'm bigger than my body I'm colder than this home I'm meaner than my demons I'm bigger than these bones

▪ SEQUEL TO PSYCHOTIC ▪ New hair, new job, new city, new boyfriend. Ever since your encounter with Lex Luthor almost six years ago, you've had to change everything. It's still not enough. You're constantly recognized, terrorized, and haunted by what Lex has caused. But when he's back in your life, will you want to keep him away?

It was just a thing. It was just a thing that happened.