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Neta Peleg, Fanfic writer, office worker, and video game player extraodinair. Tragically passes away. For like a year or two, at least. What happens next? BOOM! Zombie Apocalypse! "What the hell is going on?" Now as a Zombie, Neta, seeing as everybody else is dead and brainless, joins forces with the smartest Zombie unAlive~ Dr. Zomboss. Now if only that crazy bearded guy could stop creating zombie-killing plants, that would make this second stint on Earth a lot easier.

The hilarious story of a man who returned in time and became a 3 month old baby. A story of family ties and love. Best ranks #1 out of 15.4k books in 'Jokes' #1 out of 6.4k books in 'Rebirth' #1 out of 5.9k books in 'Joke' #1 in Kerala #1 in Malayalam #1 in Babytard [For all ages. NO adult content. NO bad words.] The hero gets a second chance at life. But the second chance begins at the time when he was a baby. This is the hilarious story of a baby who has to live through all the breastfeeding and pooping. I died. When I opened my eyes again, I had gone back in time. To my childhood. No. To the days where I was a breastfed baby. It couldn't be more awkward. That's what I thought.

Rosie is torn between a choice.. date the drug addict or date the hotter drug addict.. Not much of a choice there. Johnny, A troublemaker, who barely spends time in school and more into mischief, hitting his yart in the school bathroom while shamelessly getting into fights left and right. He has a big heart and a big body and keeps reminders in his heart of the girl he lost due to stupid decisions Draken, also a troublemaker, but his mom is a teacher at the school and defends him... hard.... He's the school plug and whatever you need hes got it. He doesn't keep girls, rather, he likes short "relationships" and having fun. Who will Rosie link back up with... Johnny the druggie or Draken the drug lord?

The most tuffest and nonchalant person is interested in you?! Lucky lucky!!

Superwinner of Wattpad India Awards Featured by WattpadIndia, WattpadMulticultural, TeenFiction, YA, FreetheLGBT and YaRomance Tulsi, an eighteen-year-old girl living in Mumbai has always been enraptured by her best-friend Lila and it takes only one playful kiss under the dancing beam of sunshine to irrevocably, beautifully and devastatingly change her ordinary life. A story which unravels over years of yearning and seeking each other, tumultuous relationships, secretive smiles and discovering oneself against the backdrop of a chaotic city- in Tulsi's own thoughts, a recipe for a near-perfect biryani (with some unwanted cardamom). [Book is written purely in English so all global readers can understand as well]

One shots! With different POVs and off-beat plots, I give you all a batch of fresh ones that I have been writing on and off since 2017. I'll give you a taste of what each chapter is about in the beginning, so you can pick and choose which ones you want to read :). Obviously, all appropriate characters belong to their respective creators. If you have any funky suggestions that you'd like to see become reality, let me know! [Started 1/3/17]

This Fanfic is about Nikoaj and its Enemies to lovers. THIS IS NOT A SHIP I TRUELY LOVE AS AJ IS MUSLIM, THIS IS PURE JOKES AND FUN! Year 11 AU

a beautifully written story made by two wonderful authors: Emma macaroon and Maya the Wise

THIS IS A JOKE STORY I DONT EXPECT PEOPLE TO READ THIS BUT YEAH, THIS IS GERARDWAYFAN69_ X GERARDWAYFAN69_ (Im also describing by profile picture, unless someone corrects me about description of appearance or gender, if i get something wrong please let me know and I will fix it :)))

In a city of noise, schedules, and quiet obedience, a group of friends move through malls, streets, and ordinary days believing they already understand who they are. They joke, wander, and name themselves Bisakol, thinking it is only a label, a word for belonging. But as time presses in and life begins to demand choices, the word starts to change its meaning. Loyalty is tested, comfort thins, and the question becomes unavoidable: is Bisakol a place, a brotherhood, or a lie they tell themselves to feel whole? This is not a story about adventure in the grand sense, but about awareness. About realizing that the truest things are often hidden beneath routine, laughter, and the fear of standing alone. In searching for the true Bisakol, they are forced to confroment something more unsettling than the world around them: themselves.

You move back to the obx and find out your childhood lover has a new girlfriend , but it's fine bc you're over him so who care and he's over you .. but is he .. and are you , what if you still love him but someone else as well .. read to find out what happens .

~A step by step instruction on how to become a dark lord~ (completed)

once upon a time there was a ugly bitch rat named carol and she was mean until one day she met y/n and everything changed...

y/n joined the Dream SMP not long ago. When they were exploring the server, they found a mysterious room down below, little do they know, what's inside the room.. (THIS IS A JOKE!! PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!! I WAS BORED AND HAD NOTHING ELSE TO DO-) and if you know me from twitter, I'm sorry,,, but it had to be done ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ~milestones:~ • 29-April-2021: 50+ READS???? GUYS PLEASE IM SO EMBARRASSED THAT 50 PPL SAW THIS- BUT THANK YOU :DD • 5-May-2021: 100+ READS😃😃 UHHHHH WHY??? BUT THANK YOU FOR READING THIS MESS • 9-May-2021: 200+ reads,,, *sighs in shame* but thank you for reading this :] !! also sorry for the slow updates :( • 15-May-2021: 300+ reads • 24-May-2021: 400+ reads • 25-May-2021: 500+ reads • 31-May-2021: 600+ READS AHHHHHHHH • 3-June-2021: 700+ reads ;-; • 20-June-2021: 800+ READS JSKSJA WHY ARE THE READS STILL GOING UP UNTIL NOW HELP • 30-June-2021: 900+ READS GUYS PLEASE STOP IM SORRY you HAVE TO SEE THIS BUT THANK YOU !! • 15-July-2021: 1k reads😀🔫

A collection of very relatable memes on a student's life, a very typical life. So why not enjoy some memes on our struggles??? This book which is about to make you laugh out loud!!! 😂

Well.... Read the title I guess!!

နေအလကာ်မောင်×သွန်းသဒ္ဓါပျိုး

You suddenly awake in a place unfamiliar to you, full of fear and also annoyance. You have no idea how you came here and how you ended up here, but you know one thing for sure, you must escape. That is...till the one you truly love lays 3 mere inches away from you. ~ WARNING: DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, THIS IS A JOKE, ITS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

🎥: the disastrous life of saiki k "saiki's gonna tutor me?!" [ surname ], [ name ]. everyone in the school knew who you were, not because you were teruhashi's best friend. but because of the lack of knowledge you had! you weren't the smartest academically, but it's the heart that matters.. right?

Hello, there! Because we live in a world where memes are more important than oxygen, here's a collection of memes and jokes I found! Enjoy :) DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THESE MEMES ARE MINE