Joegoldberg Stories

"YOUR ANGER ISSUES AND STRESS-BAKING NEIGHBOURS DON'T SEEM WEIRD TO YOU?" "STRESS-BAKING IS A HEALTHY RELIEVER, OKAY?" "OH, GOD. YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER." - IN WHICH, you are invited to Madre Linda for spring break by your bestfriend, Theo Engler, and accept. You try to have a nice break, but because of an accidental mixup with... babysitters, you end up sort-of-definitely being blackmailed by his neighbours. Good lord. You just wanted to spend your freetime with Theo. - STARTED- 22/10/21 ENDED- ? READ IN GEORGIA, BLACK (slowburn!theo engler x genderneutral!reader) (warnings for canon typical violence, strong language, and season 3 spoilers) (crossposted on ao3)

Moving into NYC was one of your dreams. You can't imagine the life ahead of you being here. You meet a cute guy in a book store. But it's not just a one time thing...

when joe goldberg is fresh from his breakup with beck, he has gotten used to life alone. but all that is swept away when pure and sweet charlie simmons appears in his shop, seemingly the 'perfect' girl. joe is back to his roots and stops at nothing to get to charlie. what joe doesnt know, is the truth beneath her charm. n̟̲͎̈́̒͘͜͝ò̮̗̀͝ͅt̰̪̟̭̮͐͊̇͘͝h͓̹̠̫̽͆̓̿͟͜͠͞ị͎̹̊̏͆͜͡n͖̮͖̓͐͒̓͜g͕̲̅̎̑ͅ ͓̣̠̑̋͑̕͢͟͠c͖͙̘͎̑̏̎͌o̢͎͊̀u̧̜͓͕̤̖͚̭͐̆̽͆̃͐̌̊ĺ̘͔̩̺͍̓̊͗͌d̢̝͙͖̔̍̔͡ ̛̭̰̌e̗̱͍̙̗̘̙̋̍͗̄̏̾̾v̧̢̛̳͙̻̼͑̈́̐̔͘ė͚͚͙̥̾́͐͂͢͡ͅr̛̜͚͈̺̀̆͝ ͖̎ş̨̺̲̘̞̅̂͊́̍̐t̢̩͓͕͒̈̇̑o̥͞p̟̭̩̅̄̇ ̗͔͋́m̞͖͒̓̀̍͜͜e̳͌ ̞͔̬͙͔̯̹͍̃̀̒͛͆̍̎͠f͕͔̯̓̋̇r͍̦̺͑̌̚o͚͝m̡͕̟͕̥̺̠̓̀̾͂́̆̿͝ͅ ̠̳̭̼̲̍̈͑̂̚ẏ̝̞̯̳̪̎͑̍͐̅ͅo̦̞͆̀ủ̡̻͝,̧̲͓̓̀̎ ̢̤̬̥͕̊̀̅̈͑̕͟j̡̳̥̽̑̌o̤͊e͟͞.͕̹̂̎ [COMPLETED]

Dexter Morgan Vs Joe Goldberg

Joe and Rhys story but a little more gay

Joe Goldberg, a psychopathic serial killer, meets Martha Anderson, a sweet nature loving book fanatic. Will martha be the one to change Joes wicked nature, or will she succumb to his evil ways?

Just friends, it should be a simple complex. No strings attached. Just two guys who wanna hang out and read together. Drink lattes and enjoy the classics. Not for somebody like Joe. F/N has really caught his eye. A man who he met at a cafe. Of course Joe is in hiding again but loving somebody as simple as F/N can't go wrong.

Did anyone really know Forty and what he wanted. (explicit language)

When a somewhat innocent girl moves to the big Apple after what happens in her past causes her to move, catches the eye of a bookstore manager and the two begin a two way obsessed love between them.

I got inspired by the texts Beck had written, so I wrote this kind of texts too, I hope you'll enjoy yourself...

When seventeen year old Cecelia De La Cruz scores a role in a Netflix Original alongside her former boyfriend, things get a little interesting, for the both of them.

Y/n is new to New York, fighting to get away from her past. What happens when she decides to explore the bookstore, looking for anything to distract her. Who could be waiting for her?

Joe and Gwen met in a grocery store. Was it coincedince that they met or was it all part of a plan? Is this the beginning of a love story or not? Read the story to find out.

Friendship, love, creeper, stalker, murder. All you need to fear, when he's in your life. Be careful, once he's got you he won't let go, for once your his you stay his until the end of time.

"Tutti vogliono la sua morte. Ma qualcuno, là fuori, ha altri piani." Joe Goldberg è finito. Recluso in isolamento in un carcere federale, abbandonato da tutti, tormentato dai fantasmi del passato... e da una sola verità che non riesce a dimenticare: Non potrà mai più rivedere suo figlio, Henry. I giorni si susseguono lenti, uguali, vuoti. I secondi scanditi dal neon del soffitto e dagli insulti dei carcerati. E ora, con l'arrivo del nuovo governo, anche l'ultima certezza sta per svanire: Joe rischia la pena di morte. In mezzo al silenzio, però, qualcosa si muove. Una breccia. Un segnale. Una possibilità. Per fuggire. Per combattere. Per tornare a essere padre. O per cadere ancora più a fondo

"It's not that deep"

"'10 items or less.' I remark. 'But someone died!' she blurts. With an eye roll, I question 'And how is that relevant to the number of items in your cart?'." Violetta Estelle is a 22 year old college student working as a cashier at the illustrious Stop Shaw Mart. She's pretty sure the biggest threat to her life is starving to death because of student loans, well, she used to think that. Problem is, people in her store keep biting the dust. Which is annoying, because it makes all her coworkers even more useless (looking at you Aiden). With the arrival of a bunch of psychos who are suspiciously like movie slashers (wonder why), she's manipulating her way out of her loans, dodging the mansplaining of her relatives, and trying not to be the next victim of manslaughter.

"Hello, Joe." She said as she smirked slyly. - Rebecca had always been Joe's biggest fan, but one day when she's invited to his ball, it all changes. Joe G.