Johnegbert Stories

John and Dave decided to move in together not long after finishing college. They both enjoy the company of each other thoroughly. With this comes many surprises and fluffy adventures.. *** mentioning of Dirk/Jake, Sollux/Karat, and maybe others... Now being me, I'm sure there will EVENTUALLY be smut.... Let the fluff begin! oH. I feel like Kankri... but there's foul language so like--

It's one a.m. on a Thursday night (morning?) when Karkat's presence was "blessed" by the oh so irritating Dave Strider. At first, neither one thinks anything of the encounter, besides the mutual "Oh shit, he's hot" moment, but when they both attend a New Year's Eve party, both boys begin to notice the undeniable ties between their lives. How could they not have noticed these before? ""Dude, this is insane. How could we have gone so long without knowing one another?" "Well, I don't know about you, but I knew you existed a long time ago. I just never cared to meet you." "Aw, for real. That hurts, bro. Right here, in my lung." "You're so weird, oh my god." **** Slow editing, Updates on Sundays All rights to characters belongs to Andrew Hussie this is posted on my ao3 account, so you can check it out there as well ((READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!))

Kinda half mature-ish? Jesse was a normal teenage girl. It just so happened that she went to school with Kyle David Hall. He invites her to warped tour, and she meets Jordan Sweeto along the way. Who will she fall for? Who will she choose to be with? Why did Johnnie cheat on her? Find out in this book! Old description: Jesse is a lucky teenager. She gets to meet Kyle David Hall at school and he invites her to go to warped tour with him. She meets Jordan Sweeto after Kyle invites her to hang out with him. Who will she fall for? Read the story to find out! =P

If you want one just comment: -your name -which mde member -do you want to be best friends or dating them -what do you want it to be about -some things about yourself (things you like, how you look, etc) - fav band (I might use this idk yet) (Also you can have more than one MDE member if you want)

ummm it's a book

(They are actually gay guys)

"dave held the cold baja blast in his sweaty palms, it was gonna be a long night" i accidentally forgot this was satire like halfway thru writing. hope u like it 💕💕💕💕💕

You have been friends with Tara for a long time, she wants to introduce you to her other friends.

based on the comic dub "davesprite's sorrow" on youtube! check it out :D -- davesprite (minor karkat/davesprite) angst lowercase over 1000 words --

Not consistent at all :)) Leave suggestions!!

"Jake? What?" He had a hint of sarcasm yet also confusion in his voice. It was also just now that he realized he had been staring at Johnnie for a minute straight. At his lips.

Basically anytime I think of a short story I'll put it in here so it's like a collection. It's mostly SadStuck because I like SadStuck idk. But anywhoo, yeah.

Dave strider just wants a normal life and wants to be left alone for being so "different" at school. But when all of his past memories of Sburb come rushing back to him, it all ends in a breakdown that may never be fixed.

a book full of homestuck oneshots ! title says all I think

Can somebody your age groom you? Dave strider finds himself searching to feel loved in John's arms. Things don't work out by John's side. That's why he finds himself with Jake and Dirk

Dave is something that everyone thought was extinct: a Harpy. He has long accepted the fact that he is the last of his kind. Except he isnt. Karkat is a Harpy who made the mistake of telling somebody what he was, and had the misfortune of being dubbed prey by the humans in his village. Follow these two as they journey to find others like them, and work out their feelings along the way. For anyone looking for smut, THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT PLACE, GTFO PLEASE If you are looking for gore (i'll try to keep it from getting too extreme, but no guarantees), this is probably a good place for ya. And if you want some slowly cooking DaveKat fluff, THIS IS THE PERFECT PLACE FOR YOU

Small stories with Homestuck characters x my oc ;33 Principally John!!! I don't expect anything from this! I just needed a place to keep my small scenarios comfortably where I can read them or something. Even though the stories I come up with myself will have a backstory already for the reader, I might take request and ideas for the beta trolls and beta kids :b I'm not so confident about the ancestors, dancestors and alpha kids, since I haven't really gotten to that part yet, so I don't know their personalities and stuff ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀) Anyway, I also noticed that there aren't many Homestuck fanfics in Wattpad! So I wanted to fix that for those who don't know how to use ao3 ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ (me) Mind you I've never read Homestuck^2, and I refuse to do so, at least meanwhile, it doesn't exist to me!! >:o Start: 05/21/2025

/college johndavekat - no established relationship at beginning, Dave and John are besties, they meet karkat in college. (All of em are transmasc)

When a young hunter named Sasuke had discovered the young Hinata, he was fascinated, and it is her who he will have regardless of anything that stands in his way. The thing is, you cannot take from the forest what is not meant to leave. The God of Time, the God of Breath, the Goddess of Space, the Goddess of Light, and other Nymphs must warn him before it's too late. This story was inspired by The Willow Maid by Erutan, although I will be adding my own twist to it.

Lots o' oneshots. Youtubers, characters, you name it. Just request! OCs not accepted(except for Lexi's request), but x reader requests are highly appreciated!