Johnkat Stories

HAHA OK THIS IS GONNA BE FUN! DISCLAIMER: SMUT AND ANGST HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH RIP (jk lol @thefandombeckons screwed with the descripts and im lazy)

John's heart broke at that moment. There was a black dread in his stomach, gnawing, bitting, spitting, fighting. So he did what any logical person would do in this situation. He ran. He ran, and would keep running until he was hidden. So he could die inside in peace. This is a JohnDave sadstuck story, so be warned. There will be a lot of angst. But if you are as self torturing as me, you won't have a problem with that.

John and Karkat go on there first date together. But where is Karkat taking them. none of these character belong to me and my friend i hope you enjoy

I thought it would be fun to get to socialize with my dearest readers, so what better way than having reader inserts and requests? Inserts• If you would like to insert a oneshot, please pm me or kik me at HeichouxTheBrat :3 smutshots are allowed, actually, preferred. Any ship'll do, I don't mind posting ones I don't ship. Requests• I don't care much with this one. It would be very helpful if you could pm me, kik me (HeichouxTheBrat) or just comment them on the first page. I don't mind them being on other parts, but please do not get angered if I do not do them and you put them on other pages because my notifications may be to full for me to notice. •n• Thank you my darlings!~ <3

I SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX

In which Karkat is infatuated with the Percy Jackson books and struggles to finally finish the Mark of Athena.

"Don't touch me!" John cries out, curling further in on himself. You retract the hand you were reaching out with to touch his shoulder. You can't help but feel your blood-pusher melting into a vile puddle of goopy feelings at the sight of the broken god before you. You didn't ever consider it, you never thought it was actually POSSIBLE. Your think-pan definitely isn't prepared for this reality-shattering realization: you, Karkat Vantas, actually PITY John Egbert.

Everyone is thrown into the apocalyptic world of zombies. John Egbert finds himself alone, but soon discovers that this is not the case. He is reunited with his friend, Karkat Vantas, however this blissful meet-up doesn't last long.

so, Tomoko-radish, I credit you for the artwork and the inspiration of making this a fanfic. hopefully, it goes well. the fanfic goes along the base of all 12 trolls being found by area 51 researchers. they take each one and discover all are deceased but one, the cancer named karkat. they order a human named John Ebert to further study this creature, and soon, the studies finish. The creature is woke from his comatose and is set free in a cell for further examination of the president of the area. thats basically it, all i could have for this, all credit goes to tomoko-radish. i only own the story

okay so I was going my tumblr and I found a version of "Horns Over Heels" and I just had to write something about it. here's the song / http://orangelemonart.tumblr.com/post/81210225497/if-i-cant-go-to-your-world-when-the-game-is/ all rights to Orangelemonart. Thank you

Davekat and gamkat bitches! You choose who gets Karkat! And watch as secrets are revealed and characters make their mysterious entrances!

In which John takes Karkat out on a date against his will. (Fanart used in cover is not mine. Credit to where credit is due.)

What happens when they finally beat the game? What happens, when they say good bye. Loosely based on 'Horns Over Heels' by Broadway Karkat.

One day Dirk is running from his bullies but then he runs into Jake what will happen?

AKA: The weird Humanstuck Percy Jackson AU where all the trolls and some of the humans go to CHB and it's mostly in Eridan's POV but theres some others

Karkat has never had a soulmate until he wakes up from a nap and his soulmate's name is John Egbert .Whoever John is Karkat is determined to find him and finally be happy about getting his soulmate before Dave fucking Strider. --[I'M IN THE PROCESS OF REWRITING THIS]--

These are oneshots, Sometimes AUs I've made up. the Alpha kids are 19+ along with the dancestors The Beta kids are 17+ along with the trolls. The parents along with the ancestors (Not including David strider(Alpha dave) But does include for Bro strider) are 37-49+ Grandparents might be alive or dead depending on the one-shot David strider will be 21-23+ There might be smut but that depends on the topic setting and mood. TBH I'm not that good with smut so you probably won't see it much because it's really bad. Last thing NOT ALL SHIPS WILL BE COUPLES!

karkat gets very sick and john does all he can to help karkat feel better