Jokers Stories

"Please do enter," the automatic voice of the elevator said. The nine co-workers scrambled in the elevator. "Huh?" Rachel though as she entered the elevator, "The elevator has never said that before." She figured that Harlis, the maintenance worker, probably changed it. "That's odd," Kiara thought, "The voice seemed awfully lower than normal." Naomi pressed Level 1 button. The elevator made a couple of odd sounds and then started to ascend down slower than normal. "Someone is going to have to get Harlis to work on this old piece of junk," Tony said. The elevator stop right after he said that. "Why isn't the elevator moving?" Christopher asked. "It's your fault!" Ned, Tony's best friend, said,"You hurt her feelings, say your sorry!" "It's not my fault! Stop blaming your own problems on me." Tony Replied. "It's not his fault," a deep, calm voice said. "Thank you, James," Tony said, "See he agreed it wasn't my fault." "That wasn't me," James replied. "I know we had a little issue the other day--wait, that wasn't you?" Tony asked. James shook his head in reply. "It was me. I guess you can just call me Mr. Widower," The deep voice said from nowhere. Then he started to laugh an evil laugh.

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It all started out in his futile attempts to make it to the big stage. Every year he would audition, coming up with something new at all times, and every year, without fail, he would be rejected. So imagine his surprise when Caleb Hudson, 18, finally gave ears to his name being called out in the list of people selected for the play taking place in the biggest theatre in the district. This could be the start of his career, or not. Because let's face it, playing a joker in a play wasn't the first class ticket into Julliard. But this could be a start. Apart from all his school plays, I mean. It was going to be a big night for him. And big it was, indeed, for that night, he made the fortunate/unfortunate acquaintance of a vain girl. And vain she was, but not in the way you think.

A series of Joe Gatto preferences by me!

She was known as Enigma, the Riddler's daughter. She was a criminal, declared insane just like the rest. Arkham wasn't a bother to her more then a second home. That was until she broke, running away from her past and herself. A year later Enigma finds herself drawn back to Gotham trying to live normal, under a new name. That doesn't last long for soon she is thrown back into the world of insanity and the twists and turns in it. Can she keep both sides of her or will she became what everyone expects of The Riddler's Daughter. *Note: I don't own any of these DC characters*

Grammatically Error * Free to judge but no to copy! Sinabi ni Calleh lahat ang mga nangyari kay Drew kahit alam niyang dedma lang sa kanya ito. because she doesn't want to be a secretive girlfriend for him . Drew came to her life like it's just a blessing for God. Answer Prayed Ika nga. Kung gaano ka bilis mag drive para mag deliver, ganoon din kabilis mag palit ng girl. Ang mas masakit pa yong umalis ang binata nang walang kahit anong salita ni isa at subrang considerate si Calleh sa mga pangyayari . kaya tina-tanggap ng dalaga nang pa ulit-ulit. Hanggang kailan ba ang kirot at pighati?

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Cover Credit To: @Molbash_Cannonball

Five castles, but four kingdoms... In our world, there are four kingdoms. Each a home to a royal bloodline. The Spades, the Hearts, the Diamonds, and the Clubs. Each kingdom has 13 representatives, all bearing a mark on their left eye. When they come together they equal up to 52 individuals. The perfect amount, but what happens when the two hidden cards come into play. *DISCONTINUED*

[Reader]x[Joker] Preference Stories. All SFW.

Red's world is a lot bigger than she knows. Her whole life she has been sheltered by her fathers protection, now she will discover for herself there is a lot more to life than fun and games. There might be a romance in this book (hint, hint) Violence, gore (not too bad...yet), if any chapter is more violent than usual I will warn you in advance Cover Picture credits: Google images (I did edit the name on and what not)

!Caution! Major sin ahead Involves Q Sal Murr Joe in the corner and four 18 year olds also an 18 year old girl recording The Impractical Jokers meet with a few girls to film a porno. How will it turn out?

This is a work of (fan) fiction about Sal and Brian "Q" from the Impractical Jokers. Sal and Q have spent the last eight months hiding a secret relationship from their jokester partners, Joe and Murr. After an unexpected event in their relationship, Sal and Q split up. Will Sal and Q's relationship be able to withstand this twist of fate? Or will they part forever?

The other half of my story “You” and I hope it's just as good or better... Enjoy!

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