Kek Stories

savannah told me to do this

but theres a twist

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Still working on it

I'm actually in a constant state of pain please help

Keksimus Maximus

A parody based on Jojo's Bizarre Adventure except with people I know. You guys are epic.

It was dark out when in this small house in in the snow (not talking about undertale here) lived brothers and their sister but little did they know about the unexpected visit from a hot girl with amazing breasts and wings in KFC bucket she asked to see their oldest brother ,they replied he is up stairs in his room ,okay said the woman then walked up the stairs she peers into his room and knocked on the door,than the boy said come in,s he took a seat when he started to take off his pants and she was surprised to see a big throbbing juicy ................. Lemon in his other pair of pants that he had on ,then she traded the KFC bucket for the lemons and said man isn't wattpad stupid because to them it's if life gives you lemons make smutty stories.The End

To Start this of Read this Words to persuade Your eyes into Looking into each verse Each stanza speaks the same It's all plain Or is it? Poetry can be quite strange But if you love doing something You'll survive with how it Changes things. Read this You wouldn't want it to be Missed

Eines Tages ging ein junger kerl in den Club und wollte abdänsen sein name war levin aka schwule boy aka achloch ausbreiter aka einfach Levin aber nicht Levin sondern Lävin doch dann packte ihn guilano am sipp und ballerte ihn so hart das sein Schließmuskel geplatzt ist und jetzt kann er nicht mehr kaken und muss sich immer ballern egal wo egal wann Ende gibt eine Ffffffffresche bewertung sonst kommt guilano und sportacus und levin die dein Arschloch so masakrieren das du nur auf einem beim laufen kannst danke <3

kek or cringe with mr choa

"You should smile more..." "It suits you." How could she smile when she had been a source of so much pain? A cursed child, that's what she was, and that title would follow her no matter how hard she tried to escape it.

The Pokemon of this world... They all harbor such meaningless emotions of love and friendship! With the power of the Dark Arts, I'm going to crush these vacuous sentiments, and I will take control of this world and plunge it into darkness, as it should be! **Credit to The Pokemon Company for creating these amazing creatures and the massive potential for stories along with them.** (Second Part of Risk's PMD Saga. It is recommended that you read The Old War first :D) Found here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/51994247-the-old-war Next recommended book to read: The Hybrid Experiment (if you haven't already) https://www.wattpad.com/story/70483912-the-hybrid-experiment OR The Perfect World: https://www.wattpad.com/story/70486490-the-perfect-world