Kidding Histoires

tsukasa x peppa pig because tsukasa x peppa pig is real (requested by Kai_aia1ai) yes i made the cover

This is a process analysis paper I had to write for English. It's a total joke, please do not try this. If you do, I am not responsible for any consequences that occur.

You're a furry

❛ textus adiopsus epithelialis endosteum calcificatio thymus intercondylaris epicondylaris et trochanter major est! ❜ - ™Anna ℠Karenina ℻Tolstoy [ADHD] ©Leon | 2017 © All rights reserved℻

The story of a man who is just plain old misunderstood.

and other jokes I found. __ Be warned, this is what a middle schooler's humor looks like. xD I'm not sure if this "book" aged well-

Rose is kidnapped but is she in danger or Is the kidnapper nice

Lot's of funny moments

I will write rants about things that I feel should be ranted about (even rants 🤦🏻‍♀️😂) You can also message me what you want me to rant about next!

In constant shame of her past, Jewel Storm has taken on a new identity and relocated to a new school with the hopes of fixing her relationship and her self-esteem. Faced with lust, jealousy, and constant reminders of her mistakes, will Jewel be able to move on from the past and start a new future or will her goody-two-shoes facade fall to shambles? A new chapter comes out every Thursday and Sunday night! Rated PG-13 for language, drug use, and sexual content. Please comment! Book 1 of The Fallen series Buy it on amazon here :) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F56C8OU

The lost children of Chaos were ridiculed, scorned, and feared. After being betrayed by those they trusted and called friends. Two brothers formerly known as Percy Jackson and Jason Grace and their sister Thalia Grace leave the land of the mortals and Olympian gods as they too have turned their backs to them. Except for a select few that is. They join their father and old friends. Much to their disdain they must go back to Earth and those who scorned them. To defend them from a 2 past foes. Or is there more than meets the eye?

Her name's Ayalani. Ayalani Gilbert. She's the very distant cousin of Elena Gilbert and Jeremy Gilbert. But that's not all. She's also an Original, but her cousins don't know that. Nobody does. Just the vampires who have heard so many legends and rumors and myths about this immortal creature. But, what will happen if she told her family about her secret? Will they freak out? Will she meet other vampires in the town of Mystic Falls? That's what this story is about to uncover. This story just follows the daily life of Ayalani. Hope you enjoy my (horribly written) fan fiction! *U*

Your life is boring. You live in pain. Everyone in your orphanage hates you. Your foster mom is a bitch. You want to die..... until Maddy Thornhill shows up...

As the title says, this is the compilation of utter randomness, random stories of different people, not written by them though but as a vivid observer, I see it as my duty to deliver those experiences that are being shared with me by people into the language of words. Here I try to loosely translate them so that everyone is able to feel them too. Highest- #418 in Random as on 19/12/16

Picture the kid at school that creeps out everyone at school. Not cuz he's gross, weird, or evil. The quiet kid that just gives you the creeps, well... That's Noah to you. Noah is a very strange kid that no one understands at school, but at night he's what every guy in there early twenty's wants to be. What happens when he finds something that can change his life forever? Can he push through it or find something more interesting along the way?