Kermit Stories

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Barney, the alpha of the school, has it all, friends, popularity, and the eyes of everyone at school. Walking through the halls with pride he bumps into a green frog, Kermit. Everything about Kermit screams omega, leading Barney to think that Kermit is just another puppet to toy with. What he doesn't know is that it would only feed Kermit's obsessive behavior even more. Will Barney find out about his feelings, or will he end up like Elmo and never be seen again.

they in illinois. thats it.

In this special holiday-themed story for the World of Disney series, four tales depicting Joanie Navarro's first Christmas as a sorceress tests her ability to become Guardian of the Disneyverse. Taking place after the events of the first World of Disney, this story features the return of the Muppets as well!

a bunch of "thats none of my business " stories I have found all of this on online memes and some are original credits to google and the people who made them inspired my Kermet the frog He loves talking about peoples business

Jesus is wandering around Jerusalem and stumble ps across Kermit in his weakest state

This was for discord its a joke fam

This is a crack fic from 3 years ago sorry to everyone who had to read my edgy weird humor from middle school😭

This isn't a short story, but more of an old Essay I did back in school where the topic was to describe Your Hero.

ah fuck u

I'm bored, you're bored, lets be bored together! Welcome to the dump of memes where trash like me go when they are bored. K? K.

this might have been good if it wasn't about kermit Why did you click on this and why did i make this? all images aren't mine and were found on google Don't ask me why i used my time for this. many hours are off my life for this Sorry if i mispelled anything

my friend wanted me to write this so okay

in this story, Kermit wakes up not feeling like himself. At first he has a bad migraine, but later on a Fever kicks in. He ends up passing out and not waking up in the hospital. he is in the hospital, but hasn't waken up yet. The doctor said that this Sickness is deadly. Will Kermit survive?

kermit is goin on a walk to a park-kun uwu but he then sees a few strange things. from people walking someones ashes instead of a dog to ghosts hitting on children and a bunch of degenerate girls eating butterflies

several different one-shots with Mr. clean and your suggestions. DISCLAIMER THESE STORIES MAY CONTIN STRONG LANGUAGE AND GORY THEMES. but to be honest they are absolutely amazing. p.s. I'm so sorry

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