Kermit Stories

In which four friends set off on a dangerous journey to find a missing treasure. a little bit of romance, but if your not into it, feel free to gloss over it. it's not important in the main plot. (all characters and the story belongs to Disney. Except y/n. They belong to you.) happy reading <3

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

pls- Ironic 💀💀 This is a fanfic about Bakugou x Mineta -idek- This is a joke so please don't take it seriously, also I'm really bad at writing and probably won't even finish. -writing this on my phone- Secretly might be a kiribaku fanfic if i really want to do it so sorry if you don't like it There is also some slight Kermit x Asui👌 Bakugo and Mineta have been secretly dating for a month now -there are cuss words btw-

Rowlf's an alcoholic Fozzie has depression Gonzo is in the hospital with a broken leg Scooter developed Anxiety Swedish chef has a eating disorder Lew is broken The electric mayhem are arguing Sam is not sure what his purpose is anymore Bunsen and Beaker are about to get married but beaker is having second thoughts Miss piggy is an adult film actress and Kermit doesn't seem like himself anymore It's up to the offed muppets from Jim Henson hour to help these tortured lives get back together

Just a random story I came up with containing Kermit x Elmo x Cookie Monster. Side note: I do know they aren't from the same show but I'm aiming to ruin the memories of my friends childhoods

You (MissPiggy) and Kermit have been married for 20 great years. However with Kermit losing his job he began to smoke and drink a lot more often. Along with becoming much softer and pitiful towards Mrs.Piggy. However Mrs.Piggy is somehow into this more lose and depressed side of Kermit. Even when he's in pain she can only see him as a tool

Cookie Monster can't help but feel butterflies in his stomach as Kermit yells "of course it's an orange!". What is this feeling? --------- This book is a joke and is not meant to be taken seriously lol, so don't worry Karen no need to get my manger so you can complain about how nobody wanted this and how cringy this is. Trust me, I already know lol. How many chapters can I write before going insane? Apparently only one. I'm not gonna be adding any more chapters lol.

Im dumb and bored and Kermit makes me happy. 🐸I don't own anything related to Kermit🐸

it was a peaceful morning untill I Sall Sid....

Kermit is the most popular frog in school and Cookie Monster is the fatest and loneliest kid in school.And in one day he, Cookie Monster , was going to have the gayest and bestessss day of his life with the one, the only, KERMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!nnnn

Kermit and Lighting Mcqueen have a passionate love affair...but will the demands of everyday life in the kingdom tear them apart?

It all started when Bill Cosby entered the prison and became Elmo's bitch. Elmo was the toughest guy in prison. Bill didn't mean to fall in love with Elmo, and Elmo didn't mean to fall in love with Bill, but that was how it was destined to go.

the joker gives kermit a good fuck

Just random stuff 🤪

a bunch of "thats none of my business " stories I have found all of this on online memes and some are original credits to google and the people who made them inspired my Kermet the frog He loves talking about peoples business

so. . .you decided to open this book. . . well prepare because it is really REALLY random! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This book is completely random, so be prepared reader! I may put memes, quotes, movie quotes, questions, advice, paradoxes, or even a picture of a cow! Also i may write stuff that makes NO sense cause it'll be 3 AM, or other stuff so. . .prepare! Nyeh!

*~Kermit has decide to have all a talent show for new muppets or your Ocs*~

The love story of you and Kermit-kun

Kermit is a business man who has an affair with Elmo while being Engaged to miss piggy😈😭🤪😇😇😱👿😽😽🤝🥰🥰😁🤪😭🥂👉🏼👈🏼😳😳🥵🥶🥵🥶🤯😭 😏 SUMT(maybe) THIs IS A JOKE I swear 🤪😳👿😼 👊🏼👍🏼😈😡🤪👹🤬🥶😳🥳😳🤬😡😏😰🤗🤱🏻🤗🤯😃🤣😂😁😁😡

✮ Make memes not war A story in which a girl shares memes Or A story in which a girl creates another story that she can actually update at a good schedule.