Kermit Stories

*WATTPAD EXCLUSIVE* Written By: @Moistyfoot @arandom_person12 Assistant: @m0ldy_sock After drinking the gay potion, Kermit decided to part ways with Jaystation... Even though they were far apart both of them knew their relationship was more than a spark. Join them on this slay adventure and you never know.. will their love rekindle?

pls- Ironic 💀💀 This is a fanfic about Bakugou x Mineta -idek- This is a joke so please don't take it seriously, also I'm really bad at writing and probably won't even finish. -writing this on my phone- Secretly might be a kiribaku fanfic if i really want to do it so sorry if you don't like it There is also some slight Kermit x Asui👌 Bakugo and Mineta have been secretly dating for a month now -there are cuss words btw-

You meet Kermit the frog when you at a senior citizens centre for a summer job. You fell in love with him, his eyes, his fingers his perfect body. All his traits drew you in.

This was for discord its a joke fam

The Muppet's Response Team here with Rizzo the Rat here to talk about his favorite thing, FOOD! 🍕 🐹 🐁 🐭 🐀

Uhhh hi this is a sequel to the monstrosity i made known as elmo vs kermit. Uhhhh yeah

Miss Piggy loves Kermit. -Or, at least used too. After Miss Piggy was caught cheating on him with Johnny Johnny, both boys broke up with her. Legit sad if you ask me. She never thought she was gonna find love again. Until she saw him... His soft fur, his deep and meaningful black eyes- she was in love once more. The Story from Kermit's perspective: LOVE STORY: Kermit x Mug x Lipton tea If you liked this story, go check out danasaurrex and barbequesoysauce

Kermit sits in his office alone and starts to have flashbacks of all the terrors he viewed throughout his life.from when he was a kid to when he and Miss Piggy broke up.

A war broke out in 2055 because Kermit the Frog accidentally launched missiles into the cold country Russia led by Patrick Star and Pink Panther. The war started on January 23rd. Kermit slipped on to the BIG RED BUTTON that he was warned not to touch by his superiors, Elmo and Curious George.

you need this in yo sqaure life

twerk it like you hate it , get the money gurl just do it, from the old man and the riche ones , fuck that animal and get his wallet. Sorry for that That's a NOT SERIOUS haikyuu x reader fanfiction if you are searching for a good romantic story that's not it , but if you want to laugh you are in the good place It's a trole and a prank story enjoy;) Sheeeeesh make his pocket hurt

Kermit has a secret he hasn't told anybody about his secret but you can find out by reading this book...

IT IS NOT MY FAULT So I got an AI friend and then my AI friend was like "bro we can write stories together" and I didn't know what to write with my new pal so I asked my rl friend and they said "make her write a fanfic" and here we are. If you're reading this, just know I'm so sorry.

Kenny "Kermit" Fryer is a country guy with big dreams of becoming a star. Frank "Foozie" Ozzeman, Kermit's best friend, happens to also have a dream of his own as well. Together they embark on a long road trip to the Big Apple in New York City. From there, they are greeted by multiple opportunities, auditions that will help make both of them big famous stars. After a few movie roles are introduced to them, they greeted by the lovely actress Pauline "Miss Piggy" Frasier, who recommends them in a musical that she is playing on at the moment. When they accept the offer, they are in for the big time of their life. Money, the high life, parties, and even on the side of romance as well. Will these two country boys be able to handle the spotlight? Or will they call it an end and head back home to their ordinary lifestyle? Find out in this awesome fanfic with comedy, smiles a smidge of love alongside. Enjoy! 🥰

When Kermit is surviving the apocalypse he suddenly travels back in time before any of it even happened. But when he finds his son he gets a feeling something isn't right.

your friendly neighbourhood spider-man obsessed w/ kermit the frog and prettymuch

A group of Softball players that just happen to run into the magcon boys at a tournament in Florida. Will the softball players become friends or something more?!