Killmeplease Stories

random shit i think about at 3 am this includes ships that u may not agree with but like then again who is reading this ik i'm not funny then again who am i talking to no one is reading this like this is not even canon its horrible i should kms but uh have fun i guess

Plz do what the title says

What happens when a god loses his title? What will happen when a god becomes attached to a mere human? Well, then read this shitty story to find out! WARNINGS - A crappy story - EVERYTHING IS TRANSLATED USING A TRANSLATOR! - The warnings can be found in the relevant chapter

Uhh I allow art requests just no naked people I can't draw anatomy that good

Idfk rip

~ Requests Closed ~ ☆ Just Letting Y'all Know There's Going To Be Some Weird Things In . ☆The Reason Why I Stopped Is So I Can Focus More On School And The New Zodiac Book I Have Made . If You Like Hazbin Hotel I Suggest Checking It Out . ☆ Thank You For Wasting Your Time :) ☆~ I Don't Own BNHA Or Any Of The Art ~☆ ☆~ Started : 8 - 20 - 19 Ended : 10 - 22 - 19 ~☆ ( I'll Still Be Active )

Vent diary. To help me cope with the holiday XD 😂

•College AU• Jschlatt got a scholar ship to an elite school, but it's in England. He absolutely hates it there, the accents, the crowds, the people. That is until a certain boy shows up, attempting to befriend the cold and distant Jschlatt. Updates may not be regular! If any of the two are uncomfortable with this, this will be burnt into crisps immediately.

Vents Maybe some memes Idk

Wtf is wrong with me

You were walking, Then a man caught your eye, He was in pain. "Are you ok?" "No..." "Let me take care of you." THIS IS A JOKE I HATE JAME CHSRLS SO MMCUH

Hello , this is the continuation of my last ff .Your my son turtle , becomes a social influencer and joins BTS to be the 8th member , you try to get close but turtle is everyone's BF so you sell him to the mafia what happens next?

"Welcum toz CN AN 10!" I look at his eyes wide stares. "That's hot bro.." "I know." He flicks his wrist and stares at his god of foreheads. Update: Republishing this for a friend. #RIPCarlAzuz😔 You will be missed. (Not dead lol)

This is basically a description of me, Jonah, the one and only author of upcoming books!! Please enjoy :)

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THIS IS A JOKE IF U SEXUALIZE RATS YOU ARE DISGUSTING.

To be honest, I'm only doing this because all my friends are.

this was my classmates idea so don't blame this on me lmao this was surely for entertainment purposes only and not to literally SCAR the audience by any chance. Although that might happen I suggest reading at your own risk because this shit might get you into the kinda canon ship so uh ye. Happy reading <3 Edit: holy fuck this is old

... ... ... All in the first chapter