Kyman Stories

The day after Valentine's, the new science substitute teacher shows up and unexpectedly pairs Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski up for a plant assignment, and both boys slowly fall in love. Warning: bad language, headcanons, ships, some offensive things (in character), some angst, mentions of sex, accidental mischaracterization, and unapologetic queerness Warnings for future chapters: Mentions of mental health. Note: This is my first ever fanfic. The ships and characters in the fanfic are in the hashtags. The art on the cover is mine, and South Park belongs to Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Comedy Central.

"Corre" Cartman le advirtió mientras sacaba el cuchillo del animal qu acaba de matar y empezaba a correr tras el pelirrojo.

Último año de secundaria, su futuro como abogado estaba a la vuelta de la esquina, pero parecía que este año Cartman estaría en todas partes a las que fuera. ¿Qué obsesión tenía con él? y ¿Por qué no podía ignorarlo?

meet kyle and cartman, who both have a crush on each other but would rather die than admit it, but prom is coming in a few days and neither have a partner. will they find their love for each other, or will the truth stay unspoken.⚠️ This fanfic contains strong language, mature humor, and characters portrayed in a satirical or exaggerated way. It may include slurs or controversial dialogue true to South Park's style. Characters are aged up. Reader discretion is advised.

Here, I am going to give my opinions on all the South Park ships. Enjoy. (P.S I respect all ships, if you do not agree I completely understand!)

Stan and Kyle are together but something wrong happens to that relationship. the main ship is kyman not style, I do like style but kyman is better ❤️💚 I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST STAN, STAN IS MY SON, it's just for the plot.

This is a complication of all my little short stories I wrote on Instagram :) The title should be a parody of the South Park movie, and I think it fits since here are only real short stories xD

Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski didn't have the best relationship, but as they entered Highschool, the two became closer. Cartman begin developing feelings for the redhead, but when he causes a terrible accident, will his friendship with Kyle fall apart?

(Scifi Fantasy AU) Craig Tucker is what you would call a stoic boring guy who believes in a black and white aesthetic for life. Everything was perfect for him, that is until he began to have dreams of unknown galaxies, unknown visions and what seemed to be a destiny he wouldn't dare to set foot on. Little did he know, that just a little curiosity was just enough of a gentle push to set him off. ( Warning: Yaoi, Sex, Drugs, all the shit we do and or shouldn't do when we're puberty stricken fucks.)

It's Junior Year, Cartman, and Kyle have a project to work on for two weeks. As those days go by, their relationship gets better, and better. Good News? They finally realize how much they Love each other. Bad News? Kyle will learn Cartmans dark secret that will never be forgotten. A secret that could kill him, and the one he loves. •Your choices determine how this story ends. • •Cover by me.

kyman texts, there is nothing else.. can't believe I actually finished dis gng😭😭😭

It twas a lonely night and Khal and Fatass were all alone so the did just a single dance (THIS IS SATIRE, THIS WHOLE ACCOUNT IS SATIRE DON'T KILL ME)

Not sure what I'm doing but I really want to try to Make a fanfic so yeah here I go Hoping for some kyman stenny creek and more

In Lua Escura Highschool each student has a special power.... along with being either a vampire or a werewolf...but.... is there a.... third option..?. Join them on a story of love, heatbreak, deceit, and secrets.....

It's almost Christmas and so Mr. Garison decided to go on a trip with his class to enjoy the advent time. Kyle feels disadvantaged because he also have to come with the others even though he is jewish. And as if that's not enough, Mr. Garrison decided to make a secret santa with his class.

I made this with my friend on call💀😭 (as a joke) I do indeed ship kyman and she ships style but neither of us are toxic for once. (Wowzers) These ships in this story are:Kyman (cartman x kyle) Carters(cartman x butters 2 sided eventually) k2 (kenny and Kyle 2 sided eventually) and style (Kyle x Stan 1 sided and never happens) creek (tweek x craig both sided) !!The only ships I actually ship is kyman and creek, my friend ships everything but carter's because carters is kinda scary!! (NO offense to carter's shippers)

⚠; English is not my first language, there will be wrong sentences! The characters are aged up to 14 - 15 year olds but can still be viewed as 8 - 9 years old :) 𝙎𝙮𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙨𝙞𝙨 ! It's been a while since Kyle started to feel that strange things were starting to happen everywhere he went and not just the ordinary things he used to see with his friends. Strangely, no one seemed to notice anything different, and yet Broflovski felt that something was wrong. It's been 4 weeks since Kyle purposely got into an accident, he threw himself off the roof pretending to "try to fly" just to get the attention Cartman got from cops thinking he was psychic after an attempted flight accident. Kyle didn't really believe psychics existed so he didn't really think about it after that, who would?.. Well.. what he doesn't know is that this decision will mess up with his life. ⸻ This AU was inspired by the episode "Cartman's incredible Gift" (S8 E13), it doesn't really apply to a lot of things in the AU and just contributes to the plot, but you should watch it just to get some context! :D There will be no ships implied! Not even the canon ones like Stendy, but i don't have anything against shipping the characters in the AU so be free to do whatever u want (unless its weird lol)

Tweek would not like to hangout with the boys for a couple reasons for one he's scared and nervous but the real reason because of one person... 🖕🏻Craig Tucker🖕🏻 {Im got bored okay?}

Judging on a scale from 1-10 I will tell you what I think of all the SP ships I can think of. Enjoy! also, please don't hate me.

no smut or reader x character ur weird 😘🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️ will do any ship lol 🫡 mkay bye