Lazy Stories

"Didn't you like me?" he asked. "I didn't." He frowned. "Then... do you hate me?" "I don't." "...Then what do you think of me?" "An annoying moron." "I'm already sleep-deprived," I said flatly. "Why should I think about something else?" -- The game said she would die if she attended the academy. 
It also said she would die if she didn't. Either way, her death was guaranteed. So when I opened my eyes in the body of Melissa Valkyrie, a doomed noble lady fated to die in every route, I did what any sensible person would do: Nothing. No schemes.
No revenge.
No desperate attempts to "fix" the story.
No scrambling to survive a game that had already decided my ending. If death flags wanted me, they could wait until after my nap. -- Suddenly, the male lead walked over and placed my notes on the desk. "How did you solve these problems and still get a D in Mathematics?" I didn't look up. "Why answer all of them," I said "when the professor said the passing score is only thirty?" "Anything more is a violation of mental health." -- But unfortunately, the world mistook my laziness for confidence. 
And now everyone thinks I'm dangerous. Because apparently, doing nothing was the most dangerous move of all.

Kella, Drew, and Samantha have been best friends for years. And they become inseparable after Kella saved Drew and Samantha from their pasts. Keaton, Kael and Richard are extremely rare alpha male triplets. But not only that, they are the most powerful alphas in the world. Now the more powerful an alpha is, the more protective and possessive they are, so when they find out there mates are human, and Kella won't let them anywhere near them...... You see were it's going. But add in them kidnaping them, hunters, and paste back to haunt them, things get interesting. Ok I suck at descriptions so bare with me. It a lot better then it sounds. This story is dedicated to my to best friends, the real life Drew and Samantha, hope you like it.

Mordecai a blue jay and Rigby a raccoon, two lazy 23-year-olds who work as park groundskeepers. Instead of doing their jobs, they constantly slack off. Their mundane attempts to avoid work routinely open portals to alternate dimensions, summon ancient deities, or trigger supernatural apocalypses, forcing them to fix reality before getting fired.

"𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙄 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧, 𝙄 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬𝙨... 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝘿𝘼𝙈𝙉 𝙄𝙏" 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝... 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐚 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭??? 𝐀 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

The life of a boy reincarnated in a world of fantasy and miracles, and his will not to work. He is wanted to sit and laze like in his old world, but who would have thought that the destiny he has in front of him is one that will lead him to the peak of the power of a god. My first book and my native language IS NOT ENGLISH!!!

What happens when a person that doesn't know anything about history but is in the Countryhumans fandom, Gets kaboomed into the Countryhuman world? Now she faces half immortality and sick Countryhumans that for whatever reason think she's the best fucking thing to exist? ((FEMALE READER X YANDARE CH)) Made by yours truly; TRUST US WITH YOUR ENTERTAINMENT >:) Achievements of this story; #1 in USSR → 7th May 2026 #1 in uncomfortable → 7th May 2026 #1 in Simping → 7th May 2026 #1 in badlywritten → 7th May 2026 #1 in yandare → 7th May 2026 #1 in wwI → 7th May 2026 #1 in wwII → 7th May 2026 #1 in dimensionhopper → 7th May 2026 #2 in Countryhumans → 7th May 2026 #8 in ooc → 7th May 2026

OLD MAN YAOI!! 🥹🫶 Lancelot has worked as a royal knight for decades and now as he hits close to retirement he has still yearned at a love for years. and now is comrades decide it's now or never and it's now.. [ bad grammar and spelling srry] cover art is mine!! :3 _ SillySilver2006

At midnight, when the world sleeps... Asiya wakes. She sees what others can't- ghosts, shadows, and the horrors hidden behind reality. Once, she feared them. Now? She's too lazy to even chase them away. The only daughter of a powerful CEO, living a life of luxury- yet secretly walking between the living and the dead, Asiya doesn't just see spirits... She sees the future. Not guesses. Not illusions. But events that will happen. And when she speaks- they come true. But as her powers begin to change fate itself... something far more dangerous starts watching her. Because in a world full of monsters- Even the dead whisper in fear: "She's not one of us... she's worse."

peter parker was just living with his aunt may, living his normal life as spiderman and peter himself, one day he entered into a technology project and went into a class feild trip to SI. I DO NOT OWN THE ART OF THE ALBUM!! important note!!! - civil war never happened. the avengers settled it down without fighting,peter currently still wears his spider-man hoodie with goggles suit, BUT he made himself an AI and named her karen he can hear her through an ear piece , the avengers doesn't know who is spider-man nor peter parker yet. also please do correct any spellings i did wrong, im open to criticism <3 in this story, peter and wade ARE NOT TOGETHER. aunt may also knows peter is spiderman and shes a huge supporter, so is mj snd ned that knows too this is kinda based off spman home coming SORRY FOR SLOW UPDATES IM A SLOW WRITER ^^"" warning! swearing killing ships mj x peter **discontinued.** last update was may-march 2022

short, cringe and boring. the effects of writers' block

Please dont read this dogshit of a book

read the title

A student is going to a new school, and meets cool people! But he pays one more attention. How will this pan out?

【 𝐋 𝐀 𝐙 𝐄 】 ╰┈➤ ʟᴀᴢʏ!ʏ/ɴ × ᴋɴʏ / ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ sʟᴀʏᴇʀ ╰┈➤ It wasn't a legend, it wasn't a myth. But it was a story that was so unusual that it had to be one, right? Oh, how wrong you are. Somewhere right now, there is a demon slayer absolutely sleeping while eradicating dozens of demons on her path. Her name, unidentified. But she was mostly know as a 'lazy wind passing a valley'. ────୨ৎ──── ˗ˋˏ 𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚈 ˎˊ˗ ᴄᴏᴅɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʙs... ────୨ৎ────

Just a short kind of horror story I wrote a long time ago. I thought it was kind of cool so now I'm sharing it with you! Enjoy!

"Sleeping Beauty of Ashwood" In the luxurious town of Ashwood lives a girl everyone calls the "Sleeping Princess." Seraphina Ashwood is beautiful, gentle, unbelievably rich... and incredibly lazy. She sleeps anywhere she feels comfortable on velvet couches, beneath garden trees, inside libraries, and even during elegant parties. No matter how embarrassing it is, her parents never scold her. After all, she is the only daughter of the powerful Ashwood family their precious little princess. For Seraphina, life is simple. Soft pillows. Warm blankets. Peaceful naps. That is all she needs... But her quiet, sleepy world begins to change the moment Lucien Vale returns from abroad. Cold, intimidating, and breathtakingly handsome, Lucien is the heir to the Vale empire. With piercing siren-like eyes, effortless elegance, and a dangerous charm that makes everyone nervous around him, he arrives in Ashwood expecting to meet the perfect refined fiancée chosen by their families. Instead... He finds Seraphina asleep in the middle of the grand staircase. And somehow, from that very moment, he falls hopelessly in love. While Seraphina only dreams about naps and quiet afternoons, Lucien slowly becomes part of her peaceful world spoiling her, protecting her, and discovering the hidden sadness behind her sleepy eyes. But Ashwood is not as perfect as it seems. Old family rivalries begin to resurface. Secrets buried for years slowly come to light. And Seraphina herself may be connected to a mystery capable of changing both their lives forever. As love quietly blooms between the cold-hearted heir and the sleeping princess, one question remains Will Seraphina finally awaken to love? Or will the secrets of Ashwood tear them apart before they even begin?

A bootiful reader meets her new rival of this region, Hop! Little does little Y/N know that this rivalry might become a crush! ;p Cover found on Google Images!

< COVER IN PROGRESSSS !! > Bill has returned after years of theraprism ,the pines family is dead from years ago and bill cipher has nothing to do , will he try to save them or continue causing chaos...? (This was lwk cringe lol)

"My time with you is precious and i love it...." I was too dumb to notice that you were suffering inside... im sorry... i wish i can tell you that i love you.... (Short chapters btw!!) A venti x male reader because i feel like it, slight angst but not too much!

this book is for spoiler , believe me ! :D