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OK SUCK IT UP I LIKE THIS SHIP OK! If you don't notice THIS IS CHLOENETTE! Idk why I like this but I do. Warning's 1. Dark humor... 2. fluff ❤️ 3. Your going to want to not eat before you read this cause you will laugh too hard.

Laurance was your regular teenage boy, well mostly. He was.. gay. He had realized that he was when he hung out with his best friend, Garroth for a while. He doesn't know how to tell him yet.. Little does he know, Garroth feels the same way about Laurance. Little by little, they work their way up into being more than just best friends.. Story written by: @timozeyyy

I apologize in advance. Basically I put random words in the plot generator and these are the results. Enjoy ;)

Funny stories from my best friend and i.

Just a few morbid thoughts and stories if you ever want to scare your friends

An AU where there is another nativity and Mr Peterson is single. Mr Peterson x Jade (Miss Danvers) Steve (another OC) x you. My idea and most characters are mine, because I forgot most of them. Matt is still here though.

yup

I lie and steal, I've stolen from Gucci, Versacci, And even the dollar store. I always knew stealing was bad but I did not know getting caught was worse, I got to get out of jail and change my ways, but first I need to pay the 5 Million dollar charges, Oh boy.

Guys it's my very first hate account, now I'm officially wattpad famous 🥰

I can't believe I actually published ts 🥀 YOU'LL DIE READING THIS I MADE THIS IN LIKE 2016 OR SOMETHIHN IDK BUT I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT THE PLOT WAS ABOUT AND IT GOT SIDETRACKED AND OMFG IM GONNA SHIT YOURSELF (the images are all AI cuz IDK WHAT TO PUT IN THIS FREAKING NONSENSE BOOK) pronounced zin zin love leap leedle deep dee labeled mature for slight cussing. I had ai summerize the story for me cuz I will die to even try making a summary of this crap book: Ani and Tasha are no ordinary friends - or sisters - or maybe both. Their journey begins with strange songs, blind locusts, and hippos in castles, then spirals into the heart of Nesarath, a kingdom under siege by the M.E.N. As Ani wrestles with grief, odd prayers, and bizarre TV marathons, Tasha transforms into a warrior, wielding Zin Zin songs and magic bows in battles that make no sense - until they suddenly do. From monsters in wigs to surreal lullabies, from mistaken loyalties to shifting identities, Ani and Tasha stumble through riddles, flashbacks, and revelations where nothing is what it seems: Ani is Tasha, Tasha is Ani, Hannah is Ani, and everyone is everyone. Their enemies twist, their allies vanish, and even their mother's warnings come wrapped in chaotic songs. But in the end, when light bursts from Ani and the prism slips away, love and laughter bring their world back together. Family returns, enemies fade, and Nesarath breathes again - though reality itself remains fragile, caught between nonsense and truth. The Tale of Zinzinlovleepleedledeepdee is a surreal, chaotic adventure of grief, laughter, and destiny - a story where songs fight battles, heart-swipes change worlds, and nothing is ever entirely normal.

this story is the story of my life.

just some bits and bobs I put in this book

Emotion.