Laughoutloud Stories

A new couple wants to purchase the Neverland Ranch for their wedding but, what do you think will happen when they come across some new ghost friends? Read to find out...

News from the last town at the end of the world. Waymond Throckmorton is a local news reporter for a town which may or may not be the last town at the end of the world but no one really knows these things. Read about important developments like the specific concerns of the community Group 'CITIZENS WITH A SPECIFIC CONCERN'. Get weather updates, like 'Sun Sensitivity High Today, so be extra nice to the sun.' Discover how the community keeps track of all the teeth and legs coming in but never out of town. Normal things from a normal community of normal people.

An abominable short fanfic/story -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After the events of Abominable, Peng is the usual Basketball loving, caring, thoughtful, slight funny kid. Sometimes he could have a little too much fun. This night he has been going about doing playful scares and harmful misadventures. But that would change when whispers start to go around about a legend one hangout evening. When the laughter and the building goes dark he is left alone. Will it end with frights and scares or would it end a good evening with fun frights and being self aware?

From Aba, Nigeria, to the bustling streets of Seoul, Osinachi David dreams big-and chaos follows wherever he goes. A boy with nothing but courage, coding skills, and a taste for Afro-Fusion street food, he becomes the first Nigerian to chase his empire in South Korea. Between hilarious disasters, coding mishaps, and misadventures across the city, Osinachi learns that building a business is messy, friendships are priceless, and laughter is mandatory. Follow his journey as he grows from a broke student into a rising entrepreneur, one funny, wild step at a time.

(Editing and being continued!) Y/N was not really a normal girl. She was the daughter of an infamously known killer in cities. Women are afraid of him and men are jealous of him. Some women want him and some men are afraid of him. His name was Offender man. Y/N and her father got along.....by themselves. Y/N was raised by slender, Splendor and trender who she likes to think are her real dads or dad when ever she see's them. Offender never really cared for her and when she was first born it was with a woman he loved. But when she died an unexpected death, he didn't care two shits about his new born daughter. He meant it when he said he only wanted his wife. Anyways, Y/N didn't really care about what happened to offender, but she wished her real father would at least acknowledge her existence. Well she at least had friends, a family and happily killed humans for her amusement and release of her pain. But what happens when she messes with dark magic and then gets herself a small.....problem...? ~< Creepypasta and Hazbin Hotel cross over: Have fun and enjoy!!! ヾ(☆▽☆) >~ ~{Creepypasta and Hazbin Hotel characters do not belong to me, just being in use for this book! The only characters that belong to me are Y/N, and any other character i add or idk put?}~ Warning- This Book may contain the following: Foul language Nudity (imagination) Sexual abuse Child abuse Neglecting Suicide Sexual assault Alcohol Murder Bloody gore Violence Probably drug use- probably! I said probably! Lemons 🍋 (probably not gonna be any but ya know.....whatever.) And whatever else i missed. Please DO NOT read this book if you do not like any of these actions or sayings. Also a small hint!!! This books might be a: creepypasta x female reader x hazbin hotel! Good luck finding out who and you may now enjoy!!

This is the second book of Bat memes 😂😂 I do not own any pictures, all credit goes to the respective artists. {Completed}

Yo mama so fat, she can't fit in this joke book. So instead, here are the best ones from the interwebz!

In this funny crossover between Ed, Edd, n Eddy and the Warhammer 40K universe, When a Warp-infused Ultra Jawbreaker crashes into the Cul-de-Sac, the Eds unknowingly ignite a galactic war between the Imperium of Man, the Forces of Chaos, and the mighty Shepherd of the Old Country. From Khârn the Betrayer challenging Rolf in a duel of honor, to Ed consuming the candy and ascending to godhood, the chaos only intensifies when the Emperor of Mankind himself arrives to restore order. As Eddy schemes, Double D panics, and Ed becomes a cosmic entity, will the Eds finally achieve their dream of endless jawbreakers-or will they be purged in holy fire? Featuring Warp Jesus Ed, Celestine questioning her life choices, and Rolf demanding five goats from the Emperor, this crossover is the most heretical thing to ever happen in the Cul-de-Sac. Will friendship triumph over the Grim Darkness of the Far Future? Or will Kevinicus still find a way to ruin everything? Embrace the chaos.

Kishen Iris S. Tiamzon, a dedicated student-athlete, never expected her day to be turned upside down-literally. While walking through the hallway, a ball slammed right into her face, sparking a wave of anger. When she discovered the culprit was one of the top hitters from the Men's Volleyball Varsity Team, her fury only intensified. But as time passed, something unexpected happened. The anger she had been holding onto began to fade, replaced by something even more surprising-feelings she didn't want to admit. Liking him seemed impossible, especially since she was convinced he wouldn't feel the same. Still, with her friends cheering her on, she held onto one hopeful thought: maybe, just maybe, "crushback" is real.

snape and dumbledore have an agreement. they would exchange pleasures and that's it. no strings attached. but what happens when dumbledore feels more than just an attraction to snape? what if he feels ... love? will snape replicate those feelings? or will dumbelore drown in the suffocating pains of unrequited desires. THIS IS A JOKE IM SO SORRY

Ek aisa emperor jo gaddi pe kam, drama mein zyada baithta hai. Meditation bolke marketing, seva bolke PR, aur gyaan bolke full-time entertainment. 😌🔥 Yahaan bhakt bhi confused hain, mummy log bhi impressed hain, aur hamare genZ bacche... bas sach bol dete hain (aur chappal kha lete hain). 🩴😂 Yha , Independent girl - Atom bomb 💣 Outsiders - Popcorn Gang 🍿 International Fans - BTS ARMY 🌐😂 President - "Did I accidentally walk into a reality show?" Mode 📺🤣 Earth - "Tectonic tantrums incoming" 🌍🔥🤣 Whitehouse - " Please take my lead " 🪩 Worldwide Agencies - " Hey crush we want you badly " 🥵 GenZ bacche - "Meme band "🗣️ Asia - "Please save me "😭 Power, hypocrisy, blind devotion aur accidental comedy ka perfect combo - jahan har scene bolega: "Kuch log mahaan nahi hote... bas mahaan lagte hain." ⚠️ Warning: - Hasna mana nahi hai - Logic optional hai - Reality se resemblance bilkul accidental... ya shayad nahi 😏 - has has ke bed se girne ka chance bht hai - jaise scene badhta jayega waise hi uncontrollable laughs aur excitement b badhti jayegi Agar aapko satire pasand hai, agar aap "dhongi vibes" pe hans sakte ho, toh swagat hai Dhongi Mafia ke rajya mein 👑😂

Once upon a time, in the bustling city of Lagos, Nigeria, there lived a working-class family, the Okoyes. They faced numerous challenges as they strove to make a better life for themselves. Mr. and Mrs. Okoye, the parents, worked tirelessly to provide for their three children, but the odds seemed stacked against them. Mr. Okoye, a skilled mechanic, labored in a small workshop, fixing cars and motorcycles to make ends meet. Mrs. Okoye, a talented seamstress, took on odd jobs, sewing clothes for neighbors and relatives. Despite their hard work, the family struggled to make ends meet. Their small apartment in a crowded neighborhood was a testament to their resilience. The walls were adorned with faded photographs and vibrant fabrics, symbols of their unyielding hope. The children, Chidi, Nneoma, and little Obinna, were the light of their parents' lives, and they worked tirelessly to give them a brighter future. Without the "blueprints" of wealth, privilege, or connections, the Okoyes relied on their resourcefulness and determination. They navigated the complexities of life, often improvising and adapting to overcome obstacles. Mr. Okoye would say, "We may not have the map, but we'll find our way." Through the struggles, the family discovered strength in their bond and community. Neighbors became like family, offering support and encouragement. The Okoyes learned to share what little they had, knowing that together, they could face any challenge. As the children grew, they began to flourish. Chidi showed a talent for art, Nneoma excelled in school, and Obinna's infectious smile brightened everyone's day. The family's love and sacrifices had created a foundation for success, even without the traditional "blueprints." The Okoyes' story is a testament to the power of resilience, love, and community. Though life may not have provided them with a clear roadmap, they forged their own path, creating a brighter future, one step at a time.

This book is all about memes/jokes and memes pictures. If you enjoy memes/jokes you will enjoy this book.

two people go ice skating... what happens next? Bla bla bla get it over with!

u just got silver springed

Jokes I made when I was board for teenagers and up. ⚠Contains stong language.⚠

My friend ares and I made a bet whoever could win a game. If he won I would put my phone up for the day. If I won I would get to appease my tickle fetish. Well long story short I won. In this story you'll see how ticklish ares really is!

"...I just really wish we could've seen Zack and Lisa as a couple, because I really feel like there's a connection here. There was one in real life, and you know, I really would've liked to see it on the show. I think that they genuinely had a good relationship, unlike Zack and Kelly." ~ Mark-Paul Gosselaar on his podcast 'Zack to the Future' (Operation Zack episode) Z: I don't know about you, but I'd love to give the dating thing another try. L: I don't know, Zack. Where would we even start? Z: Why don't we just pick up where we left off? L: And where is that? Z: ...I believe that night ended with a good night kiss.

HI! If you're reading this you're most likely bored but nevertheless this is just a goofy story and there's a better description before the first chapter (This Story consists of Miguel O'Hara, Peter B Parker and my OC Vivian)

#LongLiveNipseyHussle💙