Llama Stories

Enter Sam. Perfect grades and perfect hair. Everyone's favourite. Then there's Zaara, the wild one who parties like there's no tomorrow. To complete the trio, there's Aathiya, sweet and generous to anyone and everyone. They've been best friends for more than what you can count on your fingers! What happens when they decide to go to the beachouse for the last time before college? A vacation with hot boys, beach parties and some drama. No wait a lot of DRAMA!!!!! Highest rank- #37 in Humour Theme song- Best Friend- Sofi Tukker Cover- @Lazybrew

*Don't leave me hanging in your 'to kill or not to kill' dilemma!* *Figure it out, little Sherlock!*

This is a lyricbook for Fall Out Boy's seventh studio album 'M A N I A'. Here are the lyrics for all the 10 songs (with one bonus track) from the album. From the first track 'Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea' until the last track 'Bishops Knife Trick'. Enjoy reading the lyrics and have fun, everybody. M A N I A tracklist:- 1. Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea 2. The Last of the Real Ones 3. HOLD ME TIGHT OR DON'T 4. Wilson (Expensive Mistakes) 5. Church 6. Heaven's Gate 7. Champion 8. Sunshine Riptide 9. Young and Menace 10. Bishops Knife Trick Bonus track: 11. Champion (Remix) (feat. RM of BTS)

Hi, I'm Tina, timid, intelligent, nice? Maybe not. But let's go with nice for now and AWKWARD. My qualifications you may ask? A degree in fashion, amazing at cooking instant noodles, and highly qualified at being awkward at very possible situation that involves direct or indirect contact with homo sapiens, except for my parents, my brother, Nik and my best friend, Chloe

Frank the llama is in a zoo where he plans to take over the world. Does his lazy ness overcome his will to conquer the world? (This my own writing but the original idea is from a pinterest post) Also, this is my first book and I wrote this because I was bored. So, proceed at your own risk. :)

Town City.... a "perfect" society... or not! In this dramatic series, characters will have to learn right from wrong! Can they handle love, hate, lies, and the truth?! Find out in Town City Season 1.... can this world really be perfect?

SEQUEL TO JOE THE LLAMA!! Joe isn't really a llama anymore but Dan isn't an alpaca and Phil isn't a lion. At Camp Half Blood, (Percy Jackson) Dan learns that he has a sister named Carrie. They are children of Hades. Soon after arriving at camp, Dan learns that something terrible had happened to his boyfriend Phil and Dan isn't there with Phil in the Capitol (The Hunger Games) to help Phil. How will Dan take it? What will have to be done to save his friend? His lover? His boyfriend?

Mama Potato Llama is at risk of danger. She likes to go out at night and eat humans but she feels that she should stop because it puts her family in danger for she cannot protect them. Papa Potato Llama doesn't know about the danger. He is very carefree and spends his free time rolling around. Baby Potato Llama is only 5 llama years old. He enjoys sleeping and eating human hands.

Haters gonna hate.. Potatoes gonna potate...

So one day I had a thought. I figured since I have next to no patience, I should write short stories! There all about those topics you would never really talk about with anyone, serious to light hearted. There are just some normal stories in there, but my main focus is the taboo topics. I have been told that they are one shots but i don't like the word one shots sooo to bad I thought it was a great idea. so that is exactly what I did. there more like short stories anyway. Well, not really. soooo yeah.. Enjoy!

A little llama can be extremely hilarious and dramatic as the internet finds it difficult to distinguish them from alpacas. Read this poem that expresses this situation with a bit of humor ;)

This will be a series of one shots and you all will be able to recommend ships to be in the stories. And what happens in them. I can make them anonymous or dedicate them to you! Thank you all!!!

a person, who lacks affection, develops a crush ... does this destroy everything the person stands for or... does everything just stays the way it previously did ?

the dankest llama horror story you will ever skip over

There is a Llama in my living room.

♥ Aldric Gordan was NOT the type of guy a person would expect to become world famous. Gordan himself had not even planned this phenomenon. Having a girlfriend was a full time job. Decrypting the female species seemed nearly as impossible as cracking enigma. Unfortunately, his seemingly easy life was short lived. Gordan just so happened to be the only person in the galaxy able to communicate with the foreign creature that recently landed on Enceledus. Join Gordan in this humor filled novel as he embarks on an adventure filled with a smudge of romance, some world-saving, and ultimately discovering his destiny. ♥