Merica Stories

Idk John Adams is a saucy boi

CANADA ?? ?????????????? Stereotypes/jokes/memes/maple syrup =])) (Disclaimer- I found almost all jokes on the internet and made this book because I couldn't find any like it and figured 'well, somebody has to')

I don't own the cover art but I own the art in dis book I get tagged sometimes so I'll also put dat shiz here

The world is doomed, last ditch effort, the United States of America built a ship, and brought EVERY citizen, prisoner, etc on board

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Jenny Nicholson was just your average girl, but her father refuses to let her become a Doctor. She becomes very sad, but then the purge starts. She gets flung into a world full of Murderers, One Direction, Trolls, and Josh Hutcherson. Will she survive this whole ordeal? Or will she become a victim of strange fanfiction?

Twenty-five year old, Jake, had everything he could ever want. A wife and soon to be daughter, he was even deployed to the military. He had connection with his wife, and got news on he's healthy unborn daughter till the day it happened. He lost connection to his wife and went into battle, he witnessed things men shouldn't witness. He saw his fellow comrades shot and slowly die on the field, in agonising pain. He's wife, who was really worried about him, soon went into labor. The daughter was born healthy and fine, not knowing her father. Growing up she learned not to talk to strangers. Five years later the father comes home from the unknown. He greets the family with open arms. But one doesn't open her arms. The daughter knows he's her father, but he's a stranger. She doesn't know when to accept that it's her father. When she does will it be too late? This story is about the bond between a father and a daughter formed by helping what was broken between them. With war memories still fresh, the funerals of his comrades coming soon. Even his arm was lost the war, he heals with help of his daughter. A missing father figure in the daughters life. The void was filled by Jake.

An allegory-esk story about bird politics. Full Summary: A bluejay, a crow, and an African grey parrot decide to investigate their chicken ruler. Along the way, they discover some ulterior motives and need to convince the community of their findings. The chicken's followers might be a problem though. Notes: -Hopefully I don't just give up on this halfway through. -Some things are up to change but I think this is a good place to upload it. -Yes, the title is supposed to be weird like that -I don't know what upload schedule I'll have for this. It might just be whenever I think a chapter is "postable." -The ending isn't "happy" per se, but it's not devastating, so read at your own risk.

Ask him anything! I'll pick ONE lucky question for Grassy to answer! you just have to ask your question one the newest chapter thingy! I will try to pick everyone's question at least once! there will be more people to ask! hehehehehehehehjeje

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A young man, determined to serve his country, a firefighter. This newly wed goes out to California to fight the biggest forest fire in US history.

When Avalie Daniels moved to New York City, she was nothing but a slightly old-fashioned girl with a knack for technology. She had a job, a best friend, a new apartment. And, once she moved in, she learned that she had a new handsome neighbor as well. Everything was perfect, just as she had always planned. But one night, when the sound of gunfire pulls her from her sleep, she realizes that things aren't as perfect as she had believed. Her neighbor is more than Steve Rogers--he is Captain America. And as it turns out, she is more than Avalie Daniels--she is Hydra's next target. In a crazy sequence of events, Avalie learns that maybe there's more to her old soul than she had thought.

American Military

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What happens when Fireheart falls in the Gorge? I don't know and bewared it is gonna get really wired.