Minion Stories

i really liked this one minion he was so cute i get a fat boner every time i see him. his eyes glisten like my cum, his lil butt cheeks move while he walks and when he jumps it makes a clapping noise like damn sometimes i wish i can get that booty to bounce all over dis dick you feel me.. his name was bob i was really inlove with him.. ill treat him right with my ass long nose *smirk* i was riding in my car driving to a restaurant with lil bob for a date. after eating our delicious meals we kissed.. but my nose poked him in the eyes. he ended up going blind in his left eye. he forgave me bcs of how sexy i was, after that i went home. the next morning i woke up to bob making some mysterious noises. i woke up and saw bob riding on kevins lil dick with hot pink lingerie .. i stabbed my nose into kevins heart and did a 360 then kevin died of his death, i whispered in kevins ear and said "go to hell gorl 😏" it was stuck with me and bob, i pushed him against the wall and started giving him sloppy wet kisses all over his soft yellow skin. and i said " ill open you up like a banana my lil bobby🤤" we went under the bed and started fuckin all i could smell was lil bobs cum socks, i snuck one and after all of this i went into my lab and made a lil fragrance for myself. his cum fragrance became famous and many ppl started to use it. bob ended up finding out that ive been using his cum socks to make fragrance and was going to expose to everyone that its him cum. i choked him till he turned into a purple minion. the end.

the title explains it all -co-written by @ratatoing_fan_69

para un pequeño minion que endulzo mi vida.

Bob and Kevin gay each other

Best ship ever Not my characters credits to the owner Joke purpose only First story Bad grammar Words spelled wrong *slow updates*

*Takes place before Western Spaghetti* Episode includes: Grand Theft Mario, We Interrupt This Broadcast, Ready To Ride?.. and a extra episode >:) The movie is in a separate story, which is officially released. Enjoy! 😉

minions 3

a very hot story about gru and a minion, im so sorry for your eyes... i reccomend bleach... k bye

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This is a fan fiction about you and one of Gru's special minion's. However, there's a slight plot twist. Read more to find out

"Raise your hand if you think the karma bus is going to slow" This book is filled with funny jokes and it will you be happy when you're sad and make you laugh when you have nothing to laugh about. If you like it...follow me. "Don't you hate it when you put something in a safe place and forget where the freak'in safe place is"

stuart x kecvin . stuart loves kevin but work has gotten in their wa .waht will happn? this is a joek pls dont bully me

This has to be the funniest shit I've ever done

The V6 are doing a night planning again just for The Astrology Gemstone, but something happened during the planning and this story turned from the star gem to Jean-Clawed.

What happens if you give a minion coffee?

1,2 y 3 Amityvill te va a comer...Esta es la canción que se escucha en la mansión Amityvill fue descubierta por una enfermera que raramente la habían llamado para cuidar ala señora Amityvill pero la mansión estaba completamente abandonada...