Mann Stories

This is a collection of Dhar Mann parodies that I made up. I used life lessons to make funny stories to make people laugh. As the Darn Man says, "wE'Re NoT jUsT TeLlInG sToRiEs, We'rE ChAnGiNg lIvEs." (Side note: The cover took more time than was appropriate. I do not want premium, Canva >:( But Canva is still great 👍)

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Ich weiß genau, es war kein Traum, denn alle Beteiligten können es bestätigen. Es gab Momente in denen ich unfähig war mich zu bewegen. Dieser Blick... Als Lilly innerhalb kurzer zeit immer wieder einem seltsamen Mann begegnet, der sie scheinbar mit seinen Blick erstarren lässt, ist eines klar : Ihr normales Leben geht nicht mehr so einfach weiter, wie es war. Warum auch bekommt sie fast keine Luft mehr? Oder warum taucht er plötzlich am Fundort einer Leiche auf, obwohl er doch wo anders lebt? Und warum erhält Lilly im Schullandheim so seltsame Nachrichten? Cover made by _Virley_

1907: Gwendolyn Graham is a happy teenager, living on her family's farm outside Baltimore. She has already decided the path her life will take: As soon as she is old enough, she will marry the young man whose farm adjoins theirs, and they will of course live happily ever after, raising horses and helping manage their tobacco farm. Everything is going according to her well-laid plans. Then her father is killed in a farming accident. Her mother forces her to move to the city, forbids any contact with her love, and plans for her to marry for money and social position. She hates her new life, but still manages to keep contact with her gentleman friend from back home. Her world falls apart yet again when one of the men with whom her mother forces her to keep company drugs her and deposits her in a brothel. A prequel to The House that Jack Built The book is avaiable on Amazon.com, in paperback and Kindle.

Kendall loves her life in small town Cryer's Cross, Montana, but she also longs for something more. She knows the chances of going to school in New York are small, but she's not the type to give up easily. Even though it will mean leaving Nico, the world's sweetest boyfriend, behind. But when Cryer's Cross is rocked by unspeakable tragedy, Kendall shoves her dreams aside and focuses on just one goal: help find her missing friends. Even if it means spending time with the one boy she shouldn't get close to... the one boy who makes her question everything she feels for Nico. Determined to help and to stay true to the boy she's always loved, Kendall keeps up the search--and stumbles upon some frightening local history. She knows she can't stop digging, but Kendall is about to find out just how far the townspeople will go to keep their secrets buried....

Damals, im Jahre 2013, meldete ich mich bei einer dieser bekloppten Dating-Apps an. Ich war gerade Achtzehn Jahre alt geworden, und fand Jungs bis dahin eigentlich immer ziemlich beschissen, jedoch wusste ich nicht wie ein einziger Junge mein Leben so ändern könnte, wie genau dieser eine es tat.

Chloe, 15 and her sister Naomi, 18 checks in on a ski hotel, which seems to change their lives drastically. They have to stay in a ski hut, with 8 strangers - Why do they have to stay in their hut? - What happens in the hut? - Is there any couples made between them? To find out read: Trip To Austria (Stereo Kicks)

Moth x Dhar Mann

Demi Mann andaz hotel West Hollywood in Lilac bikini.She is a British-Indian actress was born in London England, United Kingdom. Her love for acting and dancing started at the age of five, and she hasn't looked back since. Demi Mann is a graduate of University of the Arts London and studied at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts.

Open/Closed: Open Species Name: Space Gnome and Space Priests (Jewish Style) Lifespan: 28 Days EXACT (unless they make lotsa money or are priests [priests live for 28 more days]) General Appearance: they all look the same, wear the same clothes. priests look like the pope, but with kippahs and rainbow robes Varying Appearance: they're gnomes Species Size: Average Lad - 2'4'', Priest [Chad] - 10'4'' Population: 10 (declining) Species Nature: chaotic evil History: hold on hold on they started when so there's this building and there's a sign on it and on the sign there were gnomes sexing [standing on top of each other] and then they became gnomes [lads] and priests [chads] and then the priests decided to oversee trials and give coupons right right? yeah exactly Trivia: they have sex by standing on top of each other until another one decides to appear on day 20 they all multiply and become 20, but then they die they come from russia [the planet] priests rub their kippahs viciously to make a new gnome a female space gnome or priest gnome is equivalent to a space gnome and priest gnome standing next to each other

|| Ignorant; adjective: Lacking knowledge or awareness; uneducated or unsophisticated ||

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