Mayonnaise Stories

"It's up to SpongeBob, his best friend Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs to eradicate the Jellien invasion, and the resulting clones that follow. They'll have to each stay one step ahead of the Overlord's advances in order to survive these weird, and rather horrifying, monstrosities that are on the prowl." This story follows the many adventures of Y/N L/N, SpongeBob, his best friend Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs as they journey around Bikini Bottom to eradicate the Jellien invasion whilst staying one step ahead of the dreaded Overlord who is out for its revenge against the titular heroes.

What will happen when both Banako and Mayo fall in love with Shrek-Kiwi? Read to find out! - - - - - - - - - - What the fuck I'm doing.

"M-mayo... I love you!" Lewis exclaimed excitedly, as he shat on the half full jar of blue, fluffy mayonnaise.

Gregiry has an angry pet sandwich named Paul, who is trying to trap Gregiry with the Russian Mafia leader Pladimir Vutin.

Kadie is a teacher. Maybe not licensed but she sure loves to teach about activating animals. That is until nikacado's livestream goes viral.

May Carter is simply another normal teenager, with a few quirks of her own. She hangs out with her quirky group of friends, has a quirky little family to deal with, and being a senior, has Finals and Prom -- among a lot of other things -- to worry about. Her life isn't how Hollywood has been depicting it is supposed to be. In other words, she is like you and I. So, what will happen when she accidentally bumps into the resident bad boy of Atgree High, Red Duncan? Will he spare her, or does he have something else for her in his mind? And how will she deal with the constant attention she's been receiving from the barista-boy in the local cafe, who's name is literally Cupid? No one: Not even the Europeans when they colonized the whole world: May Carter: Why on Earth am I surrounded by people with the weirdest names? NOTE: This is not a cliche. Read at your own risk. :)

Twinkle twinkle little knife Let me end my fucking life

Alternative Names for our 𝘞𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 white comrades

A tragic love story between James Charles and his Beloved Mayonnaise

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mayonnaise on an escalator

Boy x Trap lemon one-shot. When a Trap who runs away from home finds himself waking up in a prestigious penthouse after a day of work, he finds himself more than just an understanding friend to share his insecurities with. A scarred heart, insecurities, and a long search for love finally found, will conclude the short story of two mayonnaise addicts with a hunger for real company

mmmmmayonnaise [shitpost fanfiction for mutuals only] [leave if we don't know each other] [trust me its better for you to not read this] [how did you even get here]

"I think this story is representative of a deep and heartfelt romance, the one everyone searches for during their short time on this thing that we call planet earth. Where two souls overlap, where the wo hearts become one, the one that will be written in palms and scrolled across the pages of history. Good fanfic! 10/10 definitely good." -All acknowledgeable critics everywhere and The Lord Himself A brief summary: Josh ate all of Tyler's mayonnaise without his permission, will Josh be able to gain Tyler's trust back? Read this thrilling romance to find out! Warning: lots of mayonnaise, also a man gives birth and it's biologically possible, also this fic isn't very innocent btw so beware for the sloppy snail sex written by I and A who actually got off her ass (metaphorically) to do something for once