Mayonnaise Stories

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Mayonnaise

A deep messy fanfiction, Trisha Paytas X George Bush, the plot twists will leave you on the edge of your seat.

"It's up to SpongeBob, his best friend Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs to eradicate the Jellien invasion, and the resulting clones that follow. They'll have to each stay one step ahead of the Overlord's advances in order to survive these weird, and rather horrifying, monstrosities that are on the prowl." This story follows the many adventures of Y/N L/N, SpongeBob, his best friend Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs as they journey around Bikini Bottom to eradicate the Jellien invasion whilst staying one step ahead of the dreaded Overlord who is out for its revenge against the titular heroes.

A spin-off of the amazing The Fault In Our Stars by John Green I hope you like it, and please comment on what you think!

Have you ever wondered why Lawyer and Liar rhyme ? No ? Since you might have speculated it by now, let me ask you another question. Why do you think they rhyme ? No idea ? Let me tell you...Because Lawyers truly are the topmost liars. Don’t believe me ? Meet Evan Cooper, a Lawyer by profession and most probably the biggest liar on the face of earth. Each and every word that comes out of his mouth is a fully plotted, deliberate lie. Now tell me, what would a liar hate the most ? No idea ? Getting caught...... ( Silly……XD ) Meet Chelsea, an MBA student or should I say a human lie detector, who gravely deserves a Nobel Prize for her honest, truthful and sincerely genuine straightforward nature. In spite of lacking the fortune of having any supernatural powers to detect lie, she seems to seize the lies of a single person over and over again. Call it coincidence, fate or bad luck. Wouldn’t an honesty freak like Chelsea be pissed to be fitted into the role of a lie detector?That too limited for a jackass whom she barely knew ? And Evan, being the jerk he is, would keep on lying and as the ambassador for brutal honesty, Chelsea would keep catching him red-handed…….In the process pissing each other to hell…..UNTIL a) They murder each other OR b) Mend their ways OR c) ????????????????????

Twinkle twinkle little knife Let me end my fucking life

What will happen when both Banako and Mayo fall in love with Shrek-Kiwi? Read to find out! - - - - - - - - - - What the fuck I'm doing.

please help me.

"M-mayo... I love you!" Lewis exclaimed excitedly, as he shat on the half full jar of blue, fluffy mayonnaise.

Does this make me a psychopath, because I write about Ketchup planning on murdering Mustard? This is a short story about Ketchup planning on Murdering Mustard. To my defense I was bored and decided to write about Ketchup murdering Mustard.... Hm. By: Diamond Ruby Jones-Starling

A book to fill with the poetry I have written.

ROMEO AND JULIET BUT WITH BAKUGO AND URARAKA

Read and find out

when two best friends on a road trip to Loni deside to go and explore they stumble upon the towns deepest darkest secret starts to bring hidden , yet very evil secrets.

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