Mayonnaise Stories

This is a little romance for my two lovely straight male friends. Okay maybe minus the romance at this point... We try to be extremely interactive with comments! Unless you're a bot advertising some scam Insta. All characters do exist in real life (but are heavily altered for funsies and anonymity). Any scenarios or stories featured, however, are about 84.26015379% made up (but this description is a clean 100% untrustworthy!!) Each chapter basically consists of excessive swearing and way too many random events, but trust me when I say it's not THAT bad. You'll survive, hopefully.

There are events in life that are inevitable and occur for a reason. Two strangers soon become aware of this when they find their lives flipped around and become stuck in unlikely predicaments they've never faced before. Both of them, having given up on everything, feel as if they've reached the end despite only being teenagers. It isn't until they meet each other that, although their problems somehow end up worsening, they come to learn that some things in life really do happen only once.

follow mayonnaise on her adventure to find her mom.

Kumiko Aikahara: 18 years old, orphan, single. After her grandfather'd recenty died of heart failure (cough, yagami light), she was told to go to Edo to live with an old student of his. It turns out he's the commander of the great police force that roams around the big city! There she meets the demon vice chief, Toshiro Hijikata, just to find out he was an inimical, over serious, mayonnaise lover. Along with him, she encounters Sougo Okita (also known as the 'sadist king') where Kumiko discovers that he also shares a great dislike towards Hijikata. With their mutual hatred towards Hijikata, the two join forces to cause him pain. (The story sucks at first, but I swear it gets better).

Yes I'm a simp

please help me.

this story was written using whatever came to my mind first. This book is a compilation of short stories from me about magic spells, magical creatures and fantasy adventures. This is the best short story compilation you are ever going to read, I promise you. I think you'll be amazed at how many magical tales there are to find!

You meet on a kitchen counter...

This story was based on true not true events. This leads to a 11 Year old but 5, 7, 8 year old, Cc, Her nightmares of mayo become more outrageous when she first choked on it.. she tries to find something or someone to help her escape her terror, but it's only up to her.

Yeah

Its badminton time! :D

Kadie is a teacher. Maybe not licensed but she sure loves to teach about activating animals. That is until nikacado's livestream goes viral.

This is just me getting a little weird with creativity, don't judge.

Holly's dad needs anger-management, badly. He's bipolar and can flip at any second, but Holly, her mom, and her two younger brothers are unfortunately financially stuck with him till Holly's mom get's enough money for a divorce. Living with someone like him will take a toll on anyone, anyone including Holly, even if her mom, who's nothing like her dad, is there too. Holly's spent 13 years with him and just can't take it anymore. So she writes him letters to never be sent instead of punching him and the face and possibly going to juvi, even though she'd like to do the latter. And here's those letters. Hey, so sorry guys, you have to understand, it's hard for me to write this- especially since it's true. And doubly especially since he read them- so i'm going to have to put an end to this. There's a chance i'll pick it up later for more letters but for now it's complete.

a short fanfic about me and the love of my Live

I hate my fucking life, like seriously I hate it, I want to die whenever I wake up, this is trash you're trash my friends are trash and i am trash fuck off thanks Anyway this is really ducking disturbing, mentions: bugs in sensitive places, maggots, vajayjays and peepees children being abused people being turned on really awful shit I don't care if you don't like it, it showed up in your recommendations, so it's your damn fault, also I am never logging on this account again so fuck off thabks