Mayonnaise Stories

Can't deal with the fact Io may be dead read this

Kadie is a teacher. Maybe not licensed but she sure loves to teach about activating animals. That is until nikacado's livestream goes viral.

Pie

thank you @ghostieboii for this wondeful idea - ~~~~ Gary Goldstein has a special surprise for his lover this evening and he's ready to share it with her. (Gary Goldstein x Fem!Reader) (-CRACKFIC-) - #7 in Mayonnaise -

brandon asked for it [brayonnaise is a short story masterpiece handcrafted by the von sisters: evelyn, del, erynn, and n.] [Cover art by @ wasaeux and edited by evelyn] pg-13 for language

Gregiry has an angry pet sandwich named Paul, who is trying to trap Gregiry with the Russian Mafia leader Pladimir Vutin.

Oneshots

ROMEO AND JULIET BUT WITH BAKUGO AND URARAKA

I'm talking to robot That was a call for help be my friend...

A book that has words.

A true love story, maybe

Yeah

A handful of ideas into short stories (most will be moderately short) There will only be new stories added if I am inspired, which might take sometime, but I will try (key word - TRY) to update regularly, although I do apologise in advance if there are big breaks between story additions... So I hope you enjoy what I have available! | Highest Ranking | #958 in Short Story #34 in Random

Have you ever wondered why Lawyer and Liar rhyme ? No ? Since you might have speculated it by now, let me ask you another question. Why do you think they rhyme ? No idea ? Let me tell you...Because Lawyers truly are the topmost liars. Don’t believe me ? Meet Evan Cooper, a Lawyer by profession and most probably the biggest liar on the face of earth. Each and every word that comes out of his mouth is a fully plotted, deliberate lie. Now tell me, what would a liar hate the most ? No idea ? Getting caught...... ( Silly……XD ) Meet Chelsea, an MBA student or should I say a human lie detector, who gravely deserves a Nobel Prize for her honest, truthful and sincerely genuine straightforward nature. In spite of lacking the fortune of having any supernatural powers to detect lie, she seems to seize the lies of a single person over and over again. Call it coincidence, fate or bad luck. Wouldn’t an honesty freak like Chelsea be pissed to be fitted into the role of a lie detector?That too limited for a jackass whom she barely knew ? And Evan, being the jerk he is, would keep on lying and as the ambassador for brutal honesty, Chelsea would keep catching him red-handed…….In the process pissing each other to hell…..UNTIL a) They murder each other OR b) Mend their ways OR c) ????????????????????