Mayonnaise Stories

where momo teaches how to flirt. mimo ff ©_chaeyummie

"It's up to SpongeBob, his best friend Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs to eradicate the Jellien invasion, and the resulting clones that follow. They'll have to each stay one step ahead of the Overlord's advances in order to survive these weird, and rather horrifying, monstrosities that are on the prowl." This story follows the many adventures of Y/N L/N, SpongeBob, his best friend Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs as they eradicate the Jellien invasion whilst staying one step ahead of the Overlord who is out for revenge.

Hijikata meets a living mayo bottle and falls in love immediately. But when a mysterious assailant begins targeting both the mayonnaise and the Shinsengumi, Hijikata must protect them and solve the mystery of who is behind the attacks.

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A deep messy fanfiction, Trisha Paytas X George Bush, the plot twists will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Decided to rewrite a cringey old story I wrote in sixth grade. And by rewrite I mean completely change half of the plot because almost all of it was really, really bad (spoiler alert: it's still pretty bad).

Its badminton time! :D

A spin-off of the amazing The Fault In Our Stars by John Green I hope you like it, and please comment on what you think!

it's luke and mayonnaise what else do you want from me

Kadie is a teacher. Maybe not licensed but she sure loves to teach about activating animals. That is until nikacado's livestream goes viral.

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Have you ever wondered why Lawyer and Liar rhyme ? No ? Since you might have speculated it by now, let me ask you another question. Why do you think they rhyme ? No idea ? Let me tell you...Because Lawyers truly are the topmost liars. Don’t believe me ? Meet Evan Cooper, a Lawyer by profession and most probably the biggest liar on the face of earth. Each and every word that comes out of his mouth is a fully plotted, deliberate lie. Now tell me, what would a liar hate the most ? No idea ? Getting caught...... ( Silly……XD ) Meet Chelsea, an MBA student or should I say a human lie detector, who gravely deserves a Nobel Prize for her honest, truthful and sincerely genuine straightforward nature. In spite of lacking the fortune of having any supernatural powers to detect lie, she seems to seize the lies of a single person over and over again. Call it coincidence, fate or bad luck. Wouldn’t an honesty freak like Chelsea be pissed to be fitted into the role of a lie detector?That too limited for a jackass whom she barely knew ? And Evan, being the jerk he is, would keep on lying and as the ambassador for brutal honesty, Chelsea would keep catching him red-handed…….In the process pissing each other to hell…..UNTIL a) They murder each other OR b) Mend their ways OR c) ????????????????????

The Kazooers are going on an adventure to get the instruments of truth, but they have some villains to face along the way

Vicky is a Christian mom who has always wanted to be popular, which is why she decided to let Timothy, her son, try out for the soccer team. If he were to get in, she would join the Soccer Moms™, a group of mothers known for being fierce. Will Vicky survive the Soccer Mom™ life or will she abandon her goal in an effort to stay sane? "10/10, very moisturizing." -tara185 This book is NOT based on a true story. It is a book based on comedy. If the humour in this book offends you, I am deeply sorry but I will not change the book to your liking.

Deku was really hungry, but what he wasn't expecting was summoning a demon.