Mcshizzle Stories

Tangled but it has Leo Valdez. And Calypso. So Caleo. This is book 1 of my turning Disney Movies into Percy Jackson ships. Disclaimer - I don't own the characters they belong to Rick Riordan and the storyline belongs to Disney :)

Ok so I wanted to take a break from my fanfic and go on to this and make something FUNNY Laugh out loud Laugh out loud Laugh out loud

When the gods do not keep their promise and Calypso dies in Leo's arms for leaving the island, Leo comes back to CHB a changed person. He doesn't crack jokes anymore, he ignores his friends and isolates himself from everyone. But most importantly, he wants to take revenge on the gods, and no one was going to get in his way.

The Mcshizzle Man + You one shots!!

A bunch of one-shots (or maybe two-shots) about Rick Riordan's characters getting in um... sticky situations. Featuring characters from: The Kane Chronicles PJO HoO Leo Valdez ('cause he gets his own section yay) Magnus Chase and ToA. --------------------------- Stories like: Nico's Best Buddy Characters Discover Facebook FANGIRLS REVEALED The Demigod Games Truth or Dare (with other fandoms) Leo Meets Katniss No Mist Demigods Reenact MOVIES AND MORE EPIC EXPERIENCES -------------------------- Brought to you by a fellow fan girl.

Funny calls

I've seen a lot of wrong numbers with spiderman, but none like this, so I'm making one. Percy accidentally texts Bucky Barnes. That's all you need to know. I OWN NOTHING, NOT PJO, THE AVENGERS OR THE COVER ART!!! Just the plot.

((House of Hades spoilers included)) all rights and characters to Rick Riordan. Copyright to Rick Riordan, Disney and Hyperion Books. Hope you enjoy;)

This is where I will show random Percy Jackson memes I like and i'll write funny short stories so yeah.

Takes place after The Deathly Hallows & The Blood of Olympus. *Dumbledore, Snape, and Fred didn't die *Dumbledore and the other members of the staff know their demigods.

By : Kayla and Gaby From different parts of the world We bring you the Greek Gods, based on Leo Valdez These characters are from - Rick Riordon

Songs I wrote for fun :3 If you want to use a song, please comment or pm me!

Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover • A Caleo AU ---------------------------------------------------------- Calypso Ogygia is the popular girl at Riordan High School. Mean and gorgeous, she attracts most of the boys who catches her eye. Yet, with so many friends and admirers, she's feeling isolated. On the outside, she's the perfect girl, but in the inside she feels... Isolated. Separated. A castaway. Leo Valdez. Broken. Sad. On the outside, he seems carefree. On the inside, he's.... the opposite (I couldn't think of a word). He never thought that he actually had true feeling for Calypso. Both of them are judged by their cover, not their contents. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN PJO/HOO! RICK RIORDAN DOES! !!! hiatus !!!

This is my new story! Welcome to one of my other favorite fandoms. Welcome to the world of Leo Valdez! These are fluffy, adventurous, and godly one-shots of our favorite bad boy supreme, and super sized mcshizzle. Leo Valdez and You! Enjoy the show!

"Water, fire, earth, and air, trudging in at despair. The Wizarding World shall not fear, for half-bloods draw near." mutters Trelawney. Across the earth, Rachel Dare's voice becomes ancient and recites the same words. After the Second Wizarding War, Hecate needs someone to check on her people. So, naturally, it's Percy Jackson and his-. Leo: AWESOME FRIENDS + DA MCSHIZZLE MASTER OF FFFFFIIIIIRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE! How did you even get here? This is a description. Go interrupt during the story. Leo: Fine... SEE YA LATER BAD BOY SUPREMES! Anyways, as I was saying, the 7 + other characters I want to use are going to Pigwarts *someone whispers in my ear* I mean... Hogwarts to do their seventh year.

[COMPLETE STORY] Leo annoys Nico into an innocent game of truth or dare. He made the mistake of calling him a baby causing all his anger to come out. He puts a dare so harsh on Leo that he risk one of the only things that makes him happy, his relationship with Calypso. Nico knows he can't turn it down so, being the dare devil Leo is, he takes on the dare, which was a huge mistake. In order to succeed Leo's got to break Calypso's heart. After doing this he realizes he has made a terrible move. Now Leo's got to win back Calypsos heart. Can he do it? Does the pressure of winning the game force him not to save his love with Calypso? Or does he choose to win Truth or Dare? Remember: Vote Comment Follow And don't forget to enjoy!!!!!

You read the title! Just come on over and spend some time with Leo! Also, don't hate on the title! I know, it sounds cheesy, but all is cheesy in Leoland!

This is funny shit. And yes. There is swearing, motherfuckers.