Historias de Minion

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Gru and bob discover their newfound love for one another❤️

A forbidden love but they made it work, they were one, a union.

Minion is a regular guy: he's got a wife, a kid, and an app ruined his career as a henchman. Being a villain's sidekick used to be a good job: risky, sure, but well-paying and with top-notch life insurance. But Henchr has brought the tech revolution to the supervillain business. Now it's uncertain schedules and no worker's comp. No villain is evil enough to have dreamt up the gig economy. After one too many jobs gone wrong, Minion decides to retire. This is fine. His self-worth isn't tied to his job. But it is a little humiliating when his wife starts talking about going back to work as the supervillain Dominatrix, a career she retired from a decade ago. And now their daughter is dating a girl that Minion suspects goes out at night in a mask - as a hero, no less. Only a supervillain can sort out Minion's problems, but he can't ask his wife when she's, well, part of the problem. There's only one thing to do: it's time for Minion to become Villain. THE INCREDIBLES meets DOCTOR HORRIBLE'S SING-ALONG BLOG with a dash of THE VENTURE BROS ***** Contains profanity and cartoon violence *featured on superhero's 'Anti-Heroes and Awesome Antagonists' list and antiheroesgalore's 'Shockingly Short' and 'Badass Authors' lists* Complete at 25k words

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Deepest fantasies? y/n doesnt have any.. that is until she moves to her new college, where her life turns upside down. Will this introverted gamer be able to win her love, or will she have to suppress her carnal desires to satisfy the other girls?

Funny school quotes, funny jokes, everyone's favorite... minion jokes and more!

Dave, Otto and Phil return for our second instalment of Minions Do Stupid Stuff. But this time more extreme, more ridiculous and more ludicrous. Will they survive these challenges, or will they fall? Join these three as it's their turn to take pain but on a more ludicrous and insane level. Author's Note: THIS IS A SHORT STORY WARNING: THIS BOOK IS MATURE AND IS NOT MEANT TO HURT OR OFFEND ANYONE WHO READS THIS AND IS ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. NO COPYRIGHT ACTIONS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. ANY RUDE COMMENTS OR HURTFUL COMMENTS I WILL REPORT YOU AS I WRITE BOOKS FOR YOU GUYS FOR FUN AND ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. NO HURTFUL OR RUDE COMMENTS OR YOU WILL BE REPORTED.

It's pretty self explanatory

Ever since the divorce times have be hard on Karen but will Susan change that?

These are funnier that the funny Joke Master 1,000. BTW I just made that up. If you just want to sit back, relax, and laugh till milk comes out of your nose, than DEFINITELY this is the book for you.

You were just a normal high schooler and this yellow minion has a crush on you and this book will have a 6 different endings! 1 is Dead ending 2 is Married ending 3 is Still be friends ending 4 is Yandere ending 5 is Jealousy ending 6 is Secret ending If you understand or know then great job now I hope you won't find the other one Stuart x (insert character/people) It's gone... (Must read the A/N) ANYWAYS I WILL CONTINUE THE BOOK AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME 👹👹👹 Warnings: Angst 😭 Autocorrect ✓ Bad grammar/Typo graphical errors 💩 Fluff 😏 Smut/Lemon🍋 Swearing 🤬

You are desperately in love with Stuart the minion he invites you to his glorious mansion what will happen next ;))))

please dont take this seriously we are sleep deprived and laughing out asses out

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ahh.. Bob. the minion who is so hot, sexy and knows how to party. ;)

a very hot story about gru and a minion, im so sorry for your eyes... i reccomend bleach... k bye

H𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚘 𝚝h𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚌 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 having a hot 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚗 bf!!! 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 😍||Cover creds to Yecow

When 3 minions find themselves in another universe, what will happen........