Mylifeisalie Stories

Leslie, shut your fucking pie hole.

HEY DO YOU SKATE? "I guess I mean-" DO YOU FIGURE SKATE? "I don't really-" WELL I GOT THE BOOK FOR YOU --- Me: so what do you think about the new description? Friend: aren't there other relatable skating boo- Me: get out

The description is literally in the title.

my life is a lie

A memoir of high school and maybe a rant or two. So, it's basically one of those crappy "All About Me" books.

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh the book of the Realm of Fangirls! the random one.

i have no clue HOW you found this book in the depths of Wattpad, but you somehow did, so. Lemme just say: This is my first time writing. It might be a little(LOT) cringy. i MIGHT HAVE STOLEN a few of these. i will tell if i have. mostly slow updates. and my brain is similar to crickets, and "Just as popular with my teachers." XD that just means that my brain is CRAZY.

So, how do you feel about me telling you that your life is a complete lie? You're fine with it? Oh, that was not the kind of reaction I was expecting. Well, you better catch the lie train, because the truth train has left the station! Toot-Toot!!!

just what the title says , random things from my shitty life And if you haven't noticed already this is gonna have curse words, lots of them

.o0×X×0o. ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀʀᴇꜱ ɪꜰ ɪᴛ'ꜱ 3 ᴍᴏɴᴛʜꜱ ᴏʟᴅ. .o0×X×0o. BECAUSE ITS THE BEST THING TO LITERAL FUCKING EXIST IN THIS WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE (In my opinion :3)

i would highkey let sidon shoot me in the head lord have mercy im boutta-

16 year old emily got her phone taken away, like any teen she decided to go look for it. but in the process she found out other things.

If CCS dont like this, I'll remove it. #124 in Skephalo on December Sunday 13th 2020 ------------------------------------------------------------------

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