NotaJohndaughter
Devin wakes up after a drunken night of partying with someone next to him in bed. He doesn't remember much from the previous night, but he does remember flirting with Dani, the person that he's been hopelessly in love with for years, and assumes that's who's in bed with him. Due to this assumption and also his nearsightedness, Devin ends up confessing to the person that he slept with, they confess their feelings for him as well, and the two of them agree to start dating. Except it turns out that the person Devin has just started dating isn't Dani at all.