CannedCokeOnVormir
Waking up in a dark room shouldn't be a normal occurrence, but, if you're someone like me, it most definitely is.
Meet Dorian Zolotov (meaning Hydra Gold)-A sarcastic person, low-key traumatized, covering up said trauma with dark-humor, low-key suicidal always getting kidnapped by something, you know, the usual.
(Dorian is afab, nonbinary, uses they/them pronouns, bisexual.)