Nochill Stories

Just a teen with no chill writing shit

in which life is just too bloody fantastic. cover by @guacardo

>-> i think I'm no good at being a writer but i gave it a try so... Yeah if u liked it vote comment (XD i think they would be mostly about my grammar but ehh ) and follow . Ouo peace

S L O W U P D A T E S "The tragedy of this world is that no one is happy, whether stuck in a time of pain... or joy." A L A N L I G H T M A N Cover by @-averagesky

Literally a book of dreams. I've gotten tired of writing my dreams in a book and then hiding them under my loose floorboard so I decided to write my secrets to the public?!? What am I thinking? Well whatever, what could go wrong? The names of the people I've dreamt about will be their initials for their privacy and mines. It could be anyone and so could I. I can't tell you exactly that there will be happy endings to any of my "sleep living" experiences so it is not technically a cloud nine, but I call this my cloud nine because anyone could do anything in their dreams. They could go anywhere and meet anyone. They could be whatever and whoever they want. In dreams they are totally themselves. And that to me is a cloud nine. A total "paradise." For all of you who can agree. Dreams can be a little weird sometimes. So this is a warning that some chapters may have explicit content.

This is the tale of high school boy named Kade Lawrence and how he found lov- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Um no. Just no. This is about me being my boss ass self. Breaking hearts,giving advice and slapping some sense into these hoes I call friends. 'Bout 'tale of a high school bo-' What do you thinks this is? Notebook? Who hired this narrator? Get lost buddy I'll handle it from here.

Need a good roast to roasts some dumb shit? Well here you have it, a collection of hilarious roasts and comebacks that will make everyone shut the fuck up and make you look like a genius. Your welcome, Enjoy :-)

Alexa San Roman is in a band and plays shows every week at little bars, not expecting much but loving every moment. She never would have thought to meet a girl who makes her feel at home. (The title is taken from a song by Explosions In The Sky)

"You aren't a fabulous muffin!" ••• In which Rachel is an absolute savage with the need to express Joe Keerys beauty!

"We'll be together to make this Christmas bright." Ivory Gaines has become increasingly, hopelessly nostalgic for everything she left behind when she left for college. She misses her daddy's Motown Christmas album, making ornaments with her family, the stockings on the wall in the family home. This year, she can't fight 'missing the old thing' any longer, so she arranges for her family to stay in a hilltop resort so she can have it back. Small problem - the family's fallen apart since she left. Ivory sees this opportunity and her family's relationship as no coincidence, and she's determined to pull them back together. "It'll take a Christmas miracle to keep us together, but this Christmas together is happening no matter what."

In which, dd can't resist the temptation no matter how hard he tries and the temptation is his best friend.

RANDOM STUFF!! STUFF YOU LIKE!! STUFF YOU DO IN YOUR DAILY LIFE!!

I lost a bet so my brother wrote this

A literary genius, who's not exactly lacking anything in his bank account, agrees to take on an apprentice. However, he never expects it to be a girl. Let alone a girl like her. ** Devyn Whitaker has always wanted to pursue her dream of writing books and being a literature professor. So, naturally, when she's faced with the opportunity to win an apprenticeship with world renowned author, Peter Hardin, she snatches it. She wins the apprenticeship, unbeknownst to the fact that Peter picked her himself. Except he picked her under the pretense that Devyn was a guy. He had a lovely picture painted in his head of what new his roommate would be like. Until he opens the door to find the exact opposite. ** "You'd think a well educated girl like yourself wouldn't speak with such vulgar words." "And you'd think any man with a brain or natural instincts would take what I've openly offered to you." ** Awaiting a cover. Until I make one for this, it'll stay blank Partially inspired by The Mathematician by The Biblical Sinner (I'll tag Olli in the story at some point).

Goals basically. Enjoy and read my other books too.