Notmyrodrick Stories

"𝘋𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘷𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯." - Greg Rodrick Heffley, © deardollita, mmxxvi 𝄞

i wrote this back in february during an overwhelming rodrick phase but never got around to finishing it so maybe feedback will motivate me idk but here it is teehee also i just named it something random its been in my docs as "rodrick rules" since i started lol

you're the new girl on the block so you don't have many friends until you meet Greg and Rowley at your new school yall get to know each other and end up planning a sleepover at Greg's house.

So this is my first fan fiction on this site. I've written one before so this is my second ever, I may post my first one at some point, but that's only if I get any views on this. It's not my best writing, and I don't know whether switching from the point of views is annoying but I have tried to stick to Rodrick's character as much as I could when writing his POV. It's not finished but i hope you enjoy it so far, and I'll try to keep it up to date if anyone reads it, however my first exam week starts next week so that may not happen cx

This is a book about the upcoming movie- Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul. Many people were excited until the let down. Seeing the new cast, especially Rodrick was a huge shock. May 19th, 2017 (the release date) is when we are doomed. Rest In Peace to the original actors and most importantly to Devon Bostick.

Spaghetti is art and I love it

Dad has lost it, Rodrick and i are plotting something. Mom is just being weird and Manny is a dumbass. ( This is just a joke, it isnt legit, im not crazy. Its supposed to be dark humor. Its a joke between my friends and i, this is NOT LEGIT.)

you move to the heffleys city (idk where they live) you become best friends with Greg ( you get along better with younger kids) but what's happening with his older brother..? oml. I had such a big crush on Devon Bostick (I still do but that's besides the point.) I'm only doing this because all the rodrick fan fic I've been seeing is SO good and I wanted to try to enjoy. (they'll be songs in it as you have a band too because it makes sense)

mostly fluff.

Bailey Wright falls in love with her best friend Rodrick Heffley will the hate of her parents drive her to the end?

Rodrick has just found out about his punishment for having a party over the weekend and is pretty upset, sad, and angry. SO you decide to come over and cheer him up.

Rodrick needs a guitar player for his band, löded diper. What happens when his new guitar player ends up looking like corn anus and a transgender mulan? At the end of this story, we are going to roast the new rodrick. We hope you like our story, we only want to support daddy Rodrick and disintegrate the new rodrick :)

Greg, Rowley and Manny have gotten lost in a forest and must use their resources to survive

#notmyrodrick

I'm not gonna lie, this might be kinky

PHAN / KICKTHESTICKZ Won't you stay alive I'll take you on a ride I will make you believe you are lovely